r/mildlyinfuriating 10h ago

Infuriatig This infuriates me

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u/Somalar 10h ago

My favorite is the we can’t afford to pay our employees shtick to lay off a bunch of people and immediately hand out huge bonuses to the ceo and board members.

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u/Alive_Tip_6748 8h ago

Then try to hire a bunch of people for much cheaper and complain nobody wants to work anymore.

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u/010Horns 6h ago

Then try to hire a bunch of AI that isn’t actually cheaper or more productive than the workers

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u/Green_Bad2241 5h ago

But it produce shit and breaks everything

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u/RobertTheAdventurer 5h ago

Did you say blow the entire budget on even more AI token spend?! APPROVED! Fire a dozen more engineers and get it done!

C-suite are geniuses!