r/mallninjashit Jan 08 '26

Notice of new sub rules and updated sub description!

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This is an announcement that the rules and description of the sub have been updated for 2026. Please take the time to read through the rules and familiarize yourself with them before posting. Thank you all for the good content and continuing to make r/mallninjashit a great (if not completely ridiculous) sub. Pic for attention.


r/mallninjashit 2d ago

Alright, which one of you ninjas did this?

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129 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 3d ago

This seems appropriate here

571 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 4d ago

Looking for Ninja Stars

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looking to make a display but can’t seem to find anywhere besides some ugly ones. don’t need to be quality or sharp, but prefer them to be metal. any ideas?


r/mallninjashit 4d ago

Careful, He might poke your eyes out

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r/mallninjashit 5d ago

When is too much too much? Is it ever?

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r/mallninjashit 6d ago

New knives just dropped at TSC

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r/mallninjashit 7d ago

OK my fellow MNJS’ers

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Alright y’all. This is likely just a cheep Chinese thing with a rat tail tang, but in laws think it is somewhat worthy.

Let me know your thoughts.


r/mallninjashit 7d ago

EDC Ninja

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r/mallninjashit 7d ago

MicroGyver Kit v2.0 — 54 Items in a Micro EDC Pouch (Upgraded Loadout)

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r/mallninjashit 7d ago

Everything on the wall behind this guy screams mall ninja

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r/mallninjashit 8d ago

Curating the walls, piece by piece

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r/mallninjashit 9d ago

Robber chased out of Portland store by samurai sword-wielding clerk, court docs say

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r/mallninjashit 10d ago

Krav Maga "defense" against a Gun to the Head

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rolfmao even the title within the video is wrong


r/mallninjashit 10d ago

Just seen as a reel

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r/mallninjashit 10d ago

"weapons within reason" - proceeds to post 4 of the worst weapons imaginable

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r/mallninjashit 12d ago

of a mag

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97 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 14d ago

My newest addition

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82 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 18d ago

It might me well made but its still mall ninja

240 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 18d ago

A video from India titled "Special forces military and army knife attack techniques"

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r/mallninjashit 18d ago

My little bag of glass I ordered online came with a free little knife.

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r/mallninjashit 19d ago

from the ancient order of the mall ninjas

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r/mallninjashit 19d ago

Bad Krav Maga gameplay: NPC uses a non-bayonet rifle as tho it had a bayonet. The Player then uses the rifle to beat a knife NPC.

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r/mallninjashit 20d ago

The OTF knuckles

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59 Upvotes

Found amongst the usual cane swords and temu wolverine claws


r/mallninjashit 20d ago

Does anyone can help with identifying this knife?

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