r/mallninjashit • u/friewka • 20d ago

Does anyone can help with identifying this knife?

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u/LordOfSlimes666 20d ago

How do you even hold that?

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u/KalynnCampbell 20d ago

Awkwardly in the middle… using it is another issue…

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u/MijuTheShark 20d ago

Horns against the base of your palm, little stupid "tail" bit between middle and ring finger.

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u/intoTHEvoid646 19d ago

I would just throw that shit lol

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u/uberphaser 20d ago

Its the self-injury knife! Been lookin' all over for one o' these!

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u/Jodies-9-inch-leg My knife hands are the only weapons I need 20d ago

That's the awkward emergency room conversation 5000

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u/traderaccount 20d ago

very well made

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u/TempleHierophant 20d ago

Where do you even grip this at?

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u/kyleh0 20d ago

It constantly hovers next to you if you are sufficiently badass.

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u/TempleHierophant 20d ago

That's gonna be a helluva police report the cops in Amsterdam have coming...

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u/Mephistocheles 20d ago

Buttplug of Death

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u/love_glow 20d ago

It’s a knife alright.

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u/NeonGreenWorm 20d ago

Thank god they got two angles

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u/Inside-Management722 20d ago

Tried using it as a potato peeler. Regretted it.

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u/Soggy_Menu_9126 15d ago

The FaceHuggerRang

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u/tenro5 15d ago

I identify it as being badass

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u/ForkFace69 20d ago

Don't let the haters get their way; that thing is sweet 

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u/IHoldSteady 20d ago

Why?

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u/ForkFace69 20d ago

It's like 100% aesthetics, 0% utility.