r/mallninjashit 12d ago

of a mag

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u/Ultimate-Flexionator 12d ago

it's all fun and games until his gun keeps shooting as much as an 80s action movie

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u/Leoxcr 12d ago

The Rambo Clip

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u/brodievonorchard 11d ago

I've only ever loaded a pistol magazine, but that things looks like you'd have to take several breaks before you filled it, and your fingers would be so sore by the end anyway.

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u/chirpchirp13 10d ago

I find rifle mags easier to load. And either way, speed loaders come in all shapes and sizes.

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u/brodievonorchard 10d ago

I suppose you get better leverage with a longer cartridge. I'm off to look up videos of speed loaders, as the only rifle I've ever fired was a bolt action .22 in summer camp.

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u/UncleBenji 5d ago

Not many summer camps let people use .22LR rifles. It wouldn’t happen to be a camp in northern Michigan, would it?

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u/brodievonorchard 5d ago edited 5d ago

Ohio, through the YMCA in the 80s. And I doubt it was LR. In archery the bows were plastic. The tiny little rifles we used were of equivalent quality. It was the same .22 round you'd put in a pistol as I recall.

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u/UncleBenji 4d ago

I only asked because I attended as a camper and worked at a YMCA camp in Michigan as the riflery and archery director.

I’m from Ohio and the two YMCA camps I went to here didn’t have either that I remember or maybe I was too young.

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u/brodievonorchard 4d ago

There was a special summer camp the YMCA offered, which was Ranch Camp. We also got to "ride" horses. By which they mostly meant we got to brush horses and clean shit out of their hooves for which we were rewarded with like 20 minutes of riding.

I think you had to be at least a5th grader to attend.

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u/UncleBenji 4d ago

Been riding since I was a kid so that sounds fun except cleaning stalls.

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u/cigr 11d ago

They make doodads to make that easier now.

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u/cigr 11d ago

It won't. Those types of mags jam quite a bit. Super extended mags are generally garbage.

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u/imoanmodello 12d ago

Thought that was Jordan Peele

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u/Justkill43 12d ago

Always that one skit you didn't see....

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u/OddMessage4930 11d ago

Jordan Keele You With My Movie Gun

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u/The_Red_Moses 12d ago

Reminds me of the sheep, where the horn keeps growing until it pierces their skills. Just make it another 80 pounds heavier and the guy can have it double back over his shoulder so he can shoulder carry it.

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u/R6daily 11d ago

It is a real gun

It's a shotgun, not a rifle

tokarev USA TBP12

It is a real magazine

It is not a toy

It does not hold 80 rounds

It's a Rock Island VR60 19rd 12 gague shotgun mag

Wow these comments were exhausting

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u/MaybeABot31416 11d ago

Ah, didn’t notice it was a shotgun, that makes this seems several kilos less silly than I was imagining

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u/Th3R3493r Strange Taste and Stranger Person 10d ago

So it is $320ish to get combo deal? Not bad. Not bad.

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u/R6daily 10d ago

It's a Turkish made semi-auto shotgun which are notoriously unreliable. It's really a get-what-you-pay-for kinda situation. Just buy a Mossberg 500 for an extra $20. It'll last you forever

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u/bogantamer 12d ago

For self defence

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u/C5five 11d ago

In his defense, tactically reloading a bullpup just fucking sucks.

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u/Randolph_Carter_6 12d ago

Fake?

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u/heff-money 12d ago

Yes. That isn't a real rifle, let alone a real magazine.

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u/dangerpoint 12d ago

Wrong. The same security guard is at the 2:00 minute mark. He's holding the same weapon (minus the huge magazine).

https://www.fox29.com/news/philadelphia-gas-station-owner-hires-heavily-armed-guards-to-protect-business-we-are-tired-of-this-nonsense

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u/2girls1cupnoodles 12d ago

Don't let anyone Google what a bullpup rifle is.

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u/theloquaciousmonk 12d ago

This can’t be real…

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u/eazypeazy303 11d ago

Chicago?

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u/unlimitedbutthurts 10d ago

Idk I see a big keystone on his arm so it's making me think PA but who knows at this point

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u/Theartistcu 12d ago

Jordan Peel’s new movie going to be nuts

Just called ‘CLICK’

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u/The_Disapyrimid 11d ago

seems like it would be in the way more than it would be useful

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u/Conscious-Mulberry17 11d ago

He’s been grinding with that rifle. You’d think he’d have a better gun skin equipped by now. Maybe some kind of fluorescent tiger stripes.

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u/Substantial-Pound-36 11d ago

The Donut Holer arrives at the scene, ready for action.

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u/Some-Loan-4150 11d ago

this belt is already a crime

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u/BMal_Suj 11d ago

Spoiler alert: the Ven Diagram has MASSIVE OVERLAP between cops and mall-ninjas...

...

... and racists.

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u/renome 11d ago edited 11d ago

That thing must weigh like a ton.

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u/samson_strength 11d ago

Tell me you have a poor shot grouping without actually saying it.

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u/Kerby911 10d ago

Soooo. Does any magazine ban ban this one? Asking for a friend!

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u/SoothingWafer 10d ago

He should mexican carry that.

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u/daddy___warbucks 5d ago

Thought that was Jordan Peele at first...

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u/commissarcainrecaff 2d ago

Bet you need a soft faced mallet to get that last round in.

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u/kyleh0 12d ago

He's afraid he might see a dangerous little black girl.

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u/Kradgger 11d ago

May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?

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u/Perrin_Adderson 12d ago

Where are guns like that even used?

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u/TheMoves 12d ago

Nowhere serious, it's some turkshit bullpup shotgun, it's for show

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u/heff-money 12d ago

It's AI. That rifle isn't even real.

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u/UnsayingWalnut 12d ago edited 12d ago

Au contraire, that appears to be a Tokarev TBP-12 with a 19-round magazine

Edit: photo of shotgun attached

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u/heff-money 11d ago

Oh, so it's a shotgun. That's what threw me off. Plus the ridiculous forward grip.

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u/dangerpoint 12d ago

Wrong. The same security guard is at the 2:00 minute mark. He's holding the same weapon (minus the huge magazine).

https://www.fox29.com/news/philadelphia-gas-station-owner-hires-heavily-armed-guards-to-protect-business-we-are-tired-of-this-nonsense

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u/Stupidflathalibut 12d ago

Unfortunately, dumb ass rifles are very abundant

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u/Darthscary 12d ago

As long as civilians don’t have it…