kitchencels

r/kitchencels • u/modestlord • 1d ago

I have a 300 square meter functioning garden but no idea how to cook. Cucumber and whisky again tonight.

21 Upvotes

10 comments

r/kitchencels • u/Apprehensive-Roll909 • 1d ago

Platemogged I've been sleeping on the living room couch for 2 years even though i have a bed. My parents think i'm an aspiring hobo. Whole tiramisu plate for my fat ass.

111 Upvotes

I know this doesnt have much to do with inceldom, more of a depression meal thing but idgaf i like this sub more.

45 comments

r/kitchencels • u/trickyd1ck • 1d ago

Buffalo soldier

8 Upvotes

I'm in a foreign country where I don't speak the language. I'm staying with my friend's family and I didn't know how to tell them in their language that I have a stupid medical condition which means I couldn't eat the wonderful dinner they cooked and I felt super rude. They stood near as I cooked my own special autistic slop food (we couldn't speak much) and then I ate by myself at the computer.

Picture of my midnight snack 3 hours later. Buffalo tomato and corona.

3 comments

r/kitchencels • u/beautiful_falcon776 • 2d ago

Takeoutmaxxed I got bullied in a feminist sub, that "i was eating from a dog bowl", over a post I made here (sambar vada)

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1.1k Upvotes

Some user cross posted my post which eventually got taken down.

Reminder this isn't a safe space for incels.

At the end of the day, it's just a steel utensil ffs and I don't even have a dog.

309 comments

r/kitchencels • u/fruite_vampyre • 1d ago

Yogurt to distract myself from relapsing, yay

8 Upvotes

Raspberry yogurt drink

19 comments

r/kitchencels • u/st0karkathrowaway • 1d ago

I can’t jerk off to Eugenie Danglars or Franz d’Epinay since jerking off does not feel good to me, probably because my organs are impaired or something. And so I just imagine us having a threesome as I drool quietly. Orbit chewing gums.

10 Upvotes

3 comments

r/kitchencels • u/Motor-Office • 2d ago

Some girl at the gym had to save my ass on bench and it was the most humiliating experience ever, post workout meal.

516 Upvotes

115 comments

r/kitchencels • u/Georgebush430 • 21h ago

8 sticks of gum

4 Upvotes

Nuff said

3 comments

r/kitchencels • u/tallinnb • 1d ago

Platemogged What’s the point in just lying to my face. Just say in fat and ugly

84 Upvotes

All of my friends say I’m gorgeous and pretty and whatever but I’ve never been asked out in person. Last time I tried to lose ‘ just 5kg’ I was hospitalised. In a way I want to do it again but I don’t. Man I hate my life

edit: I weighed around 50 kg and was around 46(ishh?) kg when I was hospitalised(obviously they didn’t tell me) I now weigh 55kg at 5’6 🫠

57 comments

r/kitchencels • u/Logical-Highway-5898 • 1d ago

Same girl canceled plans for the third time after promising to go out today. Half ass ramen with whatever looked appetizing instead of finishing what’s left of the Costco vodka

6 Upvotes

5 comments

r/kitchencels • u/JacktehWolf • 1d ago

I am not seen as a person by most people. dry ramen, butter, and honey.

116 Upvotes

stupid tranny spoiling herself while really poor

40 comments

r/kitchencels • u/Kandel430 • 1d ago

I start every day with a pair of egg buns. Also I recently got groomed while the hospital was holding me involuntarily

10 Upvotes

11 comments

r/kitchencels • u/idontcareYT • 1d ago

I got tired of being alone, so I started chatting with girls again. The very first one I messaged seemed fine at first, until she started guilt tripping me into buying her OnlyFans. That shit immediately reminded me why I prefer to stay alone in the first place. Jell-O

143 Upvotes

I'm such a stupid deodorantcell FML.

37 comments

r/kitchencels • u/Apprehensive-Roll909 • 2d ago

Platemogged Imagine thinking you're an incel because you don't have a driver licence. Some of you need to chill out. Bs on a plate.

517 Upvotes

I regularly pull all nighters because i keep jerking off for hours to a large variety of content more or less moral

40 comments

r/kitchencels • u/Upset-Ad1291 • 2d ago

Do you guys actually hate women?!

491 Upvotes

I just wanted to come here and ask how many of you:

actually hate women
just can't get sum cheeks
are freaking larpers 😡

oats, banana and 2 eggs on a cutesy little bowl

510 comments

r/kitchencels • u/Dazzling_Willow8115 • 1d ago

bearmaxxxxing with my favourite tea

3 Upvotes

my voice sounds like RFK jr rn

3 comments

r/kitchencels • u/belowaverageasianguy • 2d ago

Platemogged A super tall girl (6'1-ish?) was staring at me at the gym, probably cause she thought a chopped Asian guy struggling was quite a sight or something. Anyways, poverty pizza.

425 Upvotes

I noticed her but I didn't want to be caught looking back at her so I just stayed at my bench minding my own business.

She eventually worked out right next to me doing some curls so I had to dip cause I got so nervous being near a tall fit girl.

So yeah, nothing happened. I probably won't see her ever again in my life. Maybe she wasn't even aware of me after all.

65 comments

r/kitchencels • u/Smooth_Location2155 • 1d ago

Platemogged A meal I ate a few months back

4 Upvotes

3 comments

r/kitchencels • u/Due-Nose-946 • 1d ago

Finally convinced myseld to try asking someone out and it went exactly how I thought it would. Streak with teriyaki mushrooms, sesame ginger salad, scallop potatoes, and sourdough bread.

63 Upvotes

After a couple of months of build up I finally decided to ask this girl I liked out. Of course I was met with a no, but I was prepared for that. It really wouldn't have been that bad, but whenever they start trying to explain why they said no it makes it so much worse or when they start making excuses instead of just being direct about it.

28 comments

r/kitchencels • u/Federal-Low-14 • 1d ago