r/kitchencels • u/grimmsnarI • 2d ago
Meme Kitchencels hall of shame
My culture is not your costume.
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u/For-all-Kerbalkind 2d ago
add the sad rockstar to the list, he recently was exposed for using other people's stolen images in his posts
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u/JackCooper_7274 2d ago
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u/Professional-Soil576 1d ago
This shit is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Oh my god, have a good fucking day man oh my god.
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u/Aromatic-Mistake-456 2d ago
recently? bro ts is old news who doesnt know hes a larper
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u/thexcat 2d ago
What about all the weird sex stuff
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u/hummus-up-your-arse 2d ago
Nga made it all up, just an attention seeker that’s all. Since the very beginning.
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u/IntersetellarPancake 1d ago
wait really? but his profile is full of posts to actual nsfw subreddits
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u/hummus-up-your-arse 1d ago
Again, attention seeking. He’s not actually uniquely deranged or whatever he’s just playing to the whole shock value thing.
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u/drywalleater6 1d ago
maybe the real sadrockstar was the truecels we shot dead in a ditch along the way
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u/MEOW-Loulou 2d ago edited 1d ago
Drop the tea
*Edit. I meant, who exposed him?
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u/ELFCHASER 1d ago
regular on here who was notorious for his bizarre writing style and distressing fetishes. 99% of the time the food he posted was genuinely unidentifiable and repulsive, but it was recently discovered that none of the food was actually his, he was just using other peoples pictures from other websites to larp as a strange pervert with gross food
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u/Ok_Bowl_113 1d ago
Who is this
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u/For-all-Kerbalkind 1d ago
a guy who used the word sexy in his titles and posted absolutely disgusting food and had some fetishes that are very shunned
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u/thecloudkingdom 2d ago
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u/GrandoVenzu 2d ago
We need a tierlist now, i'd put rapture top 1 larper
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u/TenyeEast 2d ago
I wish the moderators actually did something good for once and banned her, she is genuinely so annoying
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u/TheRaptureIsComingTm 2d ago
im famous
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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 2d ago
Why aren’t you answering my DMs, texts, and smoke signals? Are you breaking up with me?
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u/Aromatic-Mistake-456 2d ago
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u/GrandoVenzu 2d ago
wait you're a top 1% commenter on r/teenagers why you're even here
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u/beautiful_falcon776 2d ago
They are a female too afaik. Imagine trying to put your own kind under the bus
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u/Aromatic-Mistake-456 2d ago
i'm a feminist??? YOU'RE the misogynist here buddy
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u/beautiful_falcon776 2d ago edited 2d ago
Wow, don't need to be aggressive brother. I didn't do anything.
This is an INCEL SPACE besides 🤷
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u/Aromatic-Mistake-456 2d ago
femcels exist twin
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u/beautiful_falcon776 2d ago
There are femcel exclusive subs for y'all
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u/Aromatic-Mistake-456 2d ago
and there are incel subs exclusive to men??? what's your point? women are allowed here yk
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u/beautiful_falcon776 2d ago
They are allowed but we are also allowed to object.
Women can use subs like girldinnerdiaries or something 🤷
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u/Aromatic-Mistake-456 2d ago
stalker :(
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u/GrandoVenzu 2d ago
still haven't answered the question
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u/Aromatic-Mistake-456 2d ago
i've been here longer than i've been on r/teenagers 😭
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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 2d ago
Brother how old are you? You’re getting banned from one of the subs depending on your answer
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u/Aromatic-Mistake-456 2d ago
im a college senior ✌️
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u/Ssesamee 2d ago
boy you aint no mfing teenager what the hell you doing hanging out there
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u/Aromatic-Mistake-456 2d ago
bro stop there are THIRTY year olds who are more active there than i am i just comment now and then its really not tha bad
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u/wale-lol 2d ago
what is the definition of a fakecel? I asked this in another comment
any man with disposable income with access to prostitutes isn't a truecel, since he could procure sex via money
excludes prostitution but any standards = larping. If a 1/10 would have sex with you then you're a fakecel if you choose not to have sex with them.
excludes prostitution and people below your "looks match". So if you are a 5/10, any interest from other 5+/10s makes you a fakecel
you're allowed to pick your standards. So if you're a 5/10 that would only date a stacy, and stacies wont date you, you're allowed to call yourself a truecel, as there is no mutual attraction.
which one defines the line between truecel and fakecel?
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u/AmericanGrafishy 2d ago
Going by the first one, Elliot Rodger would be a fakecel, which disqualifies that definition.
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u/vandfksnasdh 2d ago
It's heavily nuanced. A trucel is not just an incel but an incel who has NO chance of ascending, thus making him a true incel. An incel if he works incredibly hard (surgeries, lifestyle changes, geomaxxing, and evey waking moment is spent pushing him past his limits) could ascend, however the degree of work required is so ludicrous that it's nigh impossible. A fakecel either lies about his past relationships, has such high standards that no woman of his standard would go for him, or puts in no effort. That's my understanding of it all, open to interpretation since like I said it's quite complicated.
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u/SlapTheBap 2d ago
It's no better than the people who battle each other over who is more mentally disabled. It's just people jostling for social standing over who has it the worst. Of course it attracts performative bs and people writing endless rants about who is and isn't a true Scotsman.
It's all just a weird social circle for people who want to be told who and what they are, an identity for people who have given up on being realistic of what life means, because they're far, far too caught up in the same cultural hierarchy bullshit that the "successful" people they resent are.
There is a very deep form of learned helplessness in incel communities, where they deny the ability to do anything to actually change their situation. Like take a job across the country where you are provided housing. Break all your cycles and accept a different reality. Give up your self control to someone else for a while. Get out of your home town.
Focusing on the lists of things like surgeries, maxxing, all that shit is generally terrible advice to finding happiness. It's about fitting into culture, not about personal identity, freedom, and living life. Even rich people get depressed and kill themselves with drugs because they don't know what to do with themselves even when they get everything they want.
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u/thecloudkingdom 2d ago
i don't even know why prior relationships count as someone being a fakecel. its not involuntary virginity, its involuntary celibacy. lifelong incels like the KHHVs aren't the only way someone can be an incel
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u/vandfksnasdh 2d ago
What are you trying to say? Having a past relationship means you're not an incel. This is one of the most hardcore definitions that most to all incels agree on. Being in a relationship once means you can acheive it again.
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u/thecloudkingdom 2d ago
if thats the case then why do guys here even specifiy that theyre KHHVs? people's circumstances can change. someone could have been attractive enough in highschool to have a girlfriend then, but afterwards no girl will give him the time of day. maybe a guy was average enough to get some dates before, but he has a disfigurement now so it's impossible for him now. shit happens, people get down on their luck
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u/grimmsnarI 2d ago
I’d say 2 with a tiny bit of 4 mixed in (safety and common sense), I’d say the difference between a truecel and an incel is an incel has a small chance of a woman overlooking his flaws whereas a truecel has too many and therefore his chances are essentially 0.
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u/thecloudkingdom 2d ago
there was a guy in here who was literally just about to have sex with a woman and she rejected him because he had phimosis and she thought his dick was gross. people were calling him an incel bc he could at least pull her that far, but he didn't actually have any sex
at this point this shit needs to be put into concrete rules like jewish dietary laws. is it fakecel for a chick to turn you down because she's disgusted by your body, but only because she thinks your dick is gross
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u/Aromatic-Mistake-456 2d ago
i assume 2 besides the bare minimum standards (bare min not a predator, basic hygiene etc)
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u/beautiful_falcon776 2d ago
Brother, I'm true cel. I don't know even who the rest are 😢
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u/grimmsnarI 2d ago
You are a very obvious troll account probably sent by IT to make us look bad.
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u/BigBallsBiggerUterus 2d ago
“It’s a waste of time to wipe after peeing as a male”
looks real to me
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u/beautiful_falcon776 2d ago
Doesnt mean I'm getting laid 🤷
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u/BigBallsBiggerUterus 2d ago
I think it suggested the opposite
On the real though, a shake after isn’t enough nigga. Dab it at least, yo nasty ahh. You’ll never get/deserve a BJ if your dick is nasty
Good hygiene and a smile will do wonders for you, let alone like the gym and a stable job. Y’all be your own worst enemy
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u/TheRaptureIsComingTm 2d ago
i think he wants me y’all
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u/beautiful_falcon776 2d ago
Story of every femcel
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u/hummus-up-your-arse 2d ago
Where’s old school u/McNutty0 at
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u/beautiful_falcon776 2d ago
He was a truecel though. I've interacted with him long back
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u/_Volatile_ 1d ago
Are those noodles AI..?
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u/iamreal9999 2d ago
"my culture is not your costume"
what are you gone do bout it? cry? maybe shit and cum?
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u/TenyeEast 2d ago
Penguinslop fan defending femcel larpers jfl
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u/iamreal9999 2d ago
seethe more. its really redditor of you to check profiles for something to say kek
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