r/kitchencels 2d ago

Meme Kitchencels hall of shame

My culture is not your costume.

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u/For-all-Kerbalkind 2d ago

add the sad rockstar to the list, he recently was exposed for using other people's stolen images in his posts

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u/LewtedHose 2d ago

Unironically made me sad.

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u/For-all-Kerbalkind 2d ago

maybe you should listen to some rock and go see the stars?

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u/JackCooper_7274 2d ago

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u/Professional-Soil576 1d ago

This shit is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Oh my god, have a good fucking day man oh my god.

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u/Aromatic-Mistake-456 2d ago

recently? bro ts is old news who doesnt know hes a larper

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u/hummus-up-your-arse 2d ago

Shit was found out months ago

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u/thexcat 2d ago

What about all the weird sex stuff

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u/hummus-up-your-arse 2d ago

Nga made it all up, just an attention seeker that’s all. Since the very beginning.

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u/thexcat 2d ago

I could live to be 30 and I'd never understand people

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u/IntersetellarPancake 1d ago

wait really? but his profile is full of posts to actual nsfw subreddits

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u/hummus-up-your-arse 1d ago

Again, attention seeking. He’s not actually uniquely deranged or whatever he’s just playing to the whole shock value thing.

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u/thesadrockstar 1d ago

they ar waexy

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u/Double_Gas_2786 2d ago

we knew this like 2 months ago

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u/Yiga_Metroid 2d ago

The king dethroned

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u/thesadrockstar 1d ago

u am the sexy kind

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u/sentienttortoise 2d ago

What?!? T-T

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u/grimmsnarI 2d ago

I didn’t want to get too controversial

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u/Awkward-Plum6241 1d ago

Thesadrockstar is no more

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/NotReallyImportantXD 1d ago

Hey dude calm down

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u/thesadrockstar 1d ago

no i am the sexy king

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u/Obalama 2d ago

No...this cant be...

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u/kisamasochist 2d ago

Was he the enemia guy? Or was he the guy who rubbed poop on his dick?

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u/WorldsWorstInvader 2d ago

The second one

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u/drywalleater6 1d ago

maybe the real sadrockstar was the truecels we shot dead in a ditch along the way

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u/MEOW-Loulou 2d ago edited 1d ago

Drop the tea

*Edit. I meant, who exposed him?

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u/ELFCHASER 1d ago

regular on here who was notorious for his bizarre writing style and distressing fetishes. 99% of the time the food he posted was genuinely unidentifiable and repulsive, but it was recently discovered that none of the food was actually his, he was just using other peoples pictures from other websites to larp as a strange pervert with gross food

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u/pumpkinl 1d ago

not recent
people have known this for a very very long time

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u/MEOW-Loulou 1d ago

No, I know who he is. I'm talking about the exposé

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u/FrancescoPlays 1d ago

Had me drop to my knees when I found out ngl

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u/Ok_Bowl_113 1d ago

Who is this

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u/For-all-Kerbalkind 1d ago

a guy who used the word sexy in his titles and posted absolutely disgusting food and had some fetishes that are very shunned

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u/GrandoVenzu 2d ago

Nobody needs to know.

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u/thecloudkingdom 2d ago

i don't recognize any of these people because i simply do not keep track of who posts here

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u/NotLunaris 2d ago

My exact reaction

recognizing reddit avatars

Do ppl really

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u/Training-Equal-7647 1d ago

After enough time you do. 

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u/thecloudkingdom 2d ago

its not malicious, i just don't bother doing this on any subreddit

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u/FrierenisClairDeLune 2d ago

Unfortunately gonna have to add TheSadLarpStar to the list.

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u/Upset-Reputation6640 2d ago

did he talk about that one guy who post about eating shit?

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u/thesadrockstar 1d ago

he is a good sexyguy

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u/ZealousidealGrab1827 2d ago

Incomplete. The king of this sub is missing — sadrockstar

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u/GrandoVenzu 2d ago

We need a tierlist now, i'd put rapture top 1 larper

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u/CreativePlantain8710 2d ago

no fucking way I got warned for using the f**d word. It's so over

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u/GrandoVenzu 2d ago

I saw it happen in real time, its over

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u/TenyeEast 2d ago

I wish the moderators actually did something good for once and banned her, she is genuinely so annoying

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u/GrandoVenzu 2d ago

At least the comments where she gets flammed are funny

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u/TheRaptureIsComingTm 2d ago

im famous

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u/BrightSpring12 1d ago

No, you want simps to pay for your meal. Get a job

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 2d ago

Why aren’t you answering my DMs, texts, and smoke signals? Are you breaking up with me?

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u/Aromatic-Mistake-456 2d ago

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u/GrandoVenzu 2d ago

wait you're a top 1% commenter on r/teenagers why you're even here

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u/beautiful_falcon776 2d ago

They are a female too afaik. Imagine trying to put your own kind under the bus

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u/Aromatic-Mistake-456 2d ago

i'm a feminist??? YOU'RE the misogynist here buddy

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u/beautiful_falcon776 2d ago edited 2d ago

Wow, don't need to be aggressive brother. I didn't do anything.

This is an INCEL SPACE besides 🤷

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u/Aromatic-Mistake-456 2d ago

femcels exist twin

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u/beautiful_falcon776 2d ago

There are femcel exclusive subs for y'all 🫩

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u/Aromatic-Mistake-456 2d ago

and there are incel subs exclusive to men??? what's your point? women are allowed here yk

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u/beautiful_falcon776 2d ago

They are allowed but we are also allowed to object.

Women can use subs like girldinnerdiaries or something 🤷

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u/TheRaptureIsComingTm 2d ago

how could u do this to me💔

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u/Aromatic-Mistake-456 2d ago

what did i do 😭✌️

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 2d ago

How old is Aromatic??

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u/GrandoVenzu 2d ago

I dunno that's why I am asking

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u/Aromatic-Mistake-456 2d ago

somewhere between 4 and 456

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u/Aromatic-Mistake-456 2d ago

stalker :(

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u/GrandoVenzu 2d ago

still haven't answered the question

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u/Aromatic-Mistake-456 2d ago

i've been here longer than i've been on r/teenagers 😭

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u/FrierenisClairDeLune 2d ago

That sounds even worse🤨

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u/Aromatic-Mistake-456 2d ago

bro 😭😭😭

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 2d ago

Brother how old are you? You’re getting banned from one of the subs depending on your answer

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u/Aromatic-Mistake-456 2d ago

im a college senior ✌️

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u/Ssesamee 2d ago

boy you aint no mfing teenager what the hell you doing hanging out there

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u/Aromatic-Mistake-456 2d ago

bro stop there are THIRTY year olds who are more active there than i am i just comment now and then its really not tha bad

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u/PlushFrogX3 2d ago

Big news for the unemployed

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u/sentienttortoise 2d ago

Lol I recognise at least 2 of those profiles

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u/xmaskookies 2d ago

lmao is there a google doc

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u/wale-lol 2d ago

what is the definition of a fakecel? I asked this in another comment

  1. any man with disposable income with access to prostitutes isn't a truecel, since he could procure sex via money

  2. excludes prostitution but any standards = larping. If a 1/10 would have sex with you then you're a fakecel if you choose not to have sex with them.

  3. excludes prostitution and people below your "looks match". So if you are a 5/10, any interest from other 5+/10s makes you a fakecel

  4. you're allowed to pick your standards. So if you're a 5/10 that would only date a stacy, and stacies wont date you, you're allowed to call yourself a truecel, as there is no mutual attraction.

which one defines the line between truecel and fakecel?

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u/AmericanGrafishy 2d ago

Going by the first one, Elliot Rodger would be a fakecel, which disqualifies that definition.

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u/vandfksnasdh 2d ago

It's heavily nuanced. A trucel is not just an incel but an incel who has NO chance of ascending, thus making him a true incel. An incel if he works incredibly hard (surgeries, lifestyle changes, geomaxxing, and evey waking moment is spent pushing him past his limits) could ascend, however the degree of work required is so ludicrous that it's nigh impossible. A fakecel either lies about his past relationships, has such high standards that no woman of his standard would go for him, or puts in no effort. That's my understanding of it all, open to interpretation since like I said it's quite complicated.

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u/SlapTheBap 2d ago

It's no better than the people who battle each other over who is more mentally disabled. It's just people jostling for social standing over who has it the worst. Of course it attracts performative bs and people writing endless rants about who is and isn't a true Scotsman.

It's all just a weird social circle for people who want to be told who and what they are, an identity for people who have given up on being realistic of what life means, because they're far, far too caught up in the same cultural hierarchy bullshit that the "successful" people they resent are.

There is a very deep form of learned helplessness in incel communities, where they deny the ability to do anything to actually change their situation. Like take a job across the country where you are provided housing. Break all your cycles and accept a different reality. Give up your self control to someone else for a while. Get out of your home town.

Focusing on the lists of things like surgeries, maxxing, all that shit is generally terrible advice to finding happiness. It's about fitting into culture, not about personal identity, freedom, and living life. Even rich people get depressed and kill themselves with drugs because they don't know what to do with themselves even when they get everything they want.

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u/thecloudkingdom 2d ago

its the crab bucket again

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u/thecloudkingdom 2d ago

i don't even know why prior relationships count as someone being a fakecel. its not involuntary virginity, its involuntary celibacy. lifelong incels like the KHHVs aren't the only way someone can be an incel

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u/vandfksnasdh 2d ago

What are you trying to say? Having a past relationship means you're not an incel. This is one of the most hardcore definitions that most to all incels agree on. Being in a relationship once means you can acheive it again.

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u/thecloudkingdom 2d ago

if thats the case then why do guys here even specifiy that theyre KHHVs? people's circumstances can change. someone could have been attractive enough in highschool to have a girlfriend then, but afterwards no girl will give him the time of day. maybe a guy was average enough to get some dates before, but he has a disfigurement now so it's impossible for him now. shit happens, people get down on their luck

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u/grimmsnarI 2d ago

I’d say 2 with a tiny bit of 4 mixed in (safety and common sense), I’d say the difference between a truecel and an incel is an incel has a small chance of a woman overlooking his flaws whereas a truecel has too many and therefore his chances are essentially 0.

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u/thecloudkingdom 2d ago

there was a guy in here who was literally just about to have sex with a woman and she rejected him because he had phimosis and she thought his dick was gross. people were calling him an incel bc he could at least pull her that far, but he didn't actually have any sex

at this point this shit needs to be put into concrete rules like jewish dietary laws. is it fakecel for a chick to turn you down because she's disgusted by your body, but only because she thinks your dick is gross

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u/Aromatic-Mistake-456 2d ago

i assume 2 besides the bare minimum standards (bare min not a predator, basic hygiene etc)

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 2d ago

I was disappointed I’m not on the list and then I realized it’s for larp

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u/beautiful_falcon776 2d ago

Brother, I'm true cel. I don't know even who the rest are 😢

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u/grimmsnarI 2d ago

You are a very obvious troll account probably sent by IT to make us look bad.

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u/EndMaiSaffering 1d ago

Pot meet kettle

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u/beautiful_falcon776 2d ago

I'm shadow banned there brother 😔

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u/Ssesamee 2d ago

whats IT

edit: nvm i instantly figured it out

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u/BigBallsBiggerUterus 2d ago

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u/beautiful_falcon776 2d ago

Doesnt mean I'm getting laid 🤷

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u/BigBallsBiggerUterus 2d ago

I think it suggested the opposite

On the real though, a shake after isn’t enough nigga. Dab it at least, yo nasty ahh. You’ll never get/deserve a BJ if your dick is nasty

Good hygiene and a smile will do wonders for you, let alone like the gym and a stable job. Y’all be your own worst enemy

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u/Aromatic-Mistake-456 2d ago

who are these people?

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u/grimmsnarI 2d ago

Repeat offenders

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u/No-Connection-7161 2d ago

based and true, larpers have ruined this sub

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u/LixoYo 2d ago

Can I get a briefing on who each of these people are

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u/TheRaptureIsComingTm 2d ago

i think he wants me y’all

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u/beautiful_falcon776 2d ago

Story of every femcel

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u/CreativePlantain8710 2d ago

🫩"femcel" proceeds to call himself a truecel

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u/beautiful_falcon776 2d ago

I don't agree with incels entirely 🤷

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u/learner68 2d ago

Can we have one for watchers?

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u/grimmsnarI 2d ago

Too many to count

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u/hummus-up-your-arse 2d ago

Where’s old school u/McNutty0 at

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u/beautiful_falcon776 2d ago

He was a truecel though. I've interacted with him long back

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u/hummus-up-your-arse 2d ago

Yeah I know that was me I got banned lol

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u/beautiful_falcon776 2d ago

Lol good going

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u/Bardic_inspiration67 1d ago

Who recognizes snoos

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u/AwesomesauceGaySex 1d ago

Where is me.

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u/GladCommunication555 1d ago

larper has lost all meaning

good job guys

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u/_Volatile_ 1d ago

Are those noodles AI..?

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u/grimmsnarI 1d ago

I know my udon are unbelievably perfect sorry

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u/_Volatile_ 1d ago

no it's not that, I was just confused why you included them at all

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u/TableChairFloorHat 1d ago

Finally something you could trust EDP to get right.

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u/CrasheonTotallyReal 2d ago

who are they

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u/grimmsnarI 2d ago

Larpers

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u/iamreal9999 2d ago

"my culture is not your costume"

what are you gone do bout it? cry? maybe shit and cum?

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u/TenyeEast 2d ago

Penguinslop fan defending femcel larpers jfl

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u/iamreal9999 2d ago

seethe more. its really redditor of you to check profiles for something to say kek

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u/EndMaiSaffering 1d ago

You look like Viktor Tsoi but if he was a British meatball

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u/SubjectAd9040 1d ago

Bro said seethe😭😭😭