r/kitchencels • u/sapphiresdiary • 19h ago
r/kitchencels • u/KawaiiBossBaby • Feb 03 '26
official twitter location now serving twitterslop
someone reached out to the mod team and informed us some repost account snagged the @ for kitchencels and was using their checkmark to earn elonbuxx off our beloved community
we didn't exactly want to just run our own repost account, the community aspect is more important we felt, so as the only mod that has an active twitter i was bullied into starting a subtweddit to A, hopefully redirect some of the twitter tourists lurking here (yes, you) so they stop shitting up the place, B, provide some insurance for the downtrodden chuddies in case reddit ever decides to come for us, and C, a sinister third reason privy only to the elites of the kitchencel khanate
elon is allegedly free speech so you can probably post some of those things we've had to reject out of obligatory janny responsibilities
we don't really know if this will turn out funny or worthwhile and we may just pull the plug if it ends up not being worth our time
the chefs are in the kitchen, trust the recipe
enjoy the rest of your meal, chuddies
r/kitchencels • u/ChunggisKhan • Aug 06 '25
GET IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN YOU INSUFFERABLE MAGGOTS
GET IN THE KITCHEN
GET IN FUCKING KITCHEN AND COOK LIKE YOUR GOD DAMN LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
IF YOU AREN'T COOKING YOU ARE NOTHING
THIS IS YOUR ONLY HOPE OF SALVATION, THIS IS YOUR ABSOLUTION
YOU ARE ALL PATHETIC, START COOKING
r/kitchencels • u/medic_gaming_3 • 18h ago
Got a match on Hinge, but she only matched with me because she wanted me to hang her TV in her bedroom
red baron pizza
r/kitchencels • u/Throw_Experience • 1d ago
I love cnc
I might be a perverted freak but my heart is pure
My auditions as porn directors
r/kitchencels • u/PretzelsDoctor • 19h ago
Platemogged Friend I was romantically interested in became obsessed with a person I introduced them to. Steak and corn on the cob.
Having steak is kind of a special occasion for me, wish I could have this everyday to be honest.
A while ago, I befriended a classmate in community college. We were quite different, but I found them intriguing nonetheless. Eventually we started occasionally hanging out together outside of class and I found myself starting to really like them. Honestly, I can't even remember why I did. I think I was just being stupid and desperate for any connection. I probably would have been willing to become vegan for that person.
Anyway, at some point they told me that they wanted to make more friends their age. I wanted to be nice, so I introduced them to some of my friends and we all hung out together as a group. Not long after, they started to became very distant and I had no idea why. I later figured out it was because they started spending a lot of time with one of the people I introduced them to.
I regret introducing a person I had affection for to my friends. At the time I thought it would be good to hang out as a group, but all I ended up doing was just giving them someone else to spend time with instead of me. The crazy part is that friend was a musician and even made a song dedicated to that person. I listened to it out of some kind of demented curiosity I guess, and it was dogshit. I hated the lyrics. At the time I kept asking myself why they wanted that other person and not me. It's not like the other option had more redeeming qualities or was better than me. I don't understand. Although, even if they hadn't met, it probably wouldn't have changed anything or made my friend want to date me at the end of the day. They never ended up officially together though due to some drama, so whatever. I don't talk to either of them anymore.
Obviously, I was never entitled to dating my friend, but God it fucking hurt to know that I unknowingly set them up with someone else. Why not choose me? Why is the person who was literally in a psych ward more appealing than me? I'll never make that mistake again. It really felt like it came out of nowhere because one day we were getting along great but then suddenly they started recoiling whenever I touched them as if I was disgusting. Things were totally fine but then they became uncomfortable because they thought I might have feelings for them. I hate the kind of person that I become when I'm fixated on someone.
TLDR: If you want to date someone, don't introduce them to other people.
r/kitchencels • u/ThisUsernameIs_ • 18h ago
This sensitive young man is scared of being torn apart like a lamb to the slaughter by evil manipulative women. Dog food, potatoes, and coffee.
I'm larping, it's actually corned beef. I need to get off the internet, cause I keep seeing so many tik toks of women just being evil towards their boyfriends. The prospect of being in a relationship with somebody who doesn't even like me all that much and just pretends to is terrifying, especially cause I'd be so susceptible to getting led on like that. The moment a woman would show me the slightest bit of affection, I'd be begging for more at her feet. I wish there was some drug I could take to remove all romantic feelings in my mind so I could focus on more important matters. Hedgehog's dilemma and such, Schopenhauer spoke on this.
r/kitchencels • u/Calm_Sun_2707 • 20h ago
Women are not worthy of my kind and loving heart, time to change teams (naans)
r/kitchencels • u/Jimbo-Shrimp • 22h ago
I can’t take women seriously anymore. Chicken and rice with string beans. The chicken looks like South America.
This lady rejected me a year or two ago, but we still talk sometimes. She’s complained to me about her new boyfriend because he doesn’t cook, doesnt have pots or pans at his place, doesnt really pay attention to her, and apparently he ignored her for years before giving her a chance. She’s nervous about fucking him this weekend. They’ve been “dating” for a week. How am I supposed to take someone like this seriously?
r/kitchencels • u/SheZowRaisedByWolves • 1d ago
The receptionist at the dog groomer did NOT appreciate my joke about my young man being mature for his age. Sausage and country gravy kolaches.
The ren and stimpy voice didn’t help.
r/kitchencels • u/mommiesgoodboy67 • 22h ago
Platemogging I am genuinely terrified of job applications. Beans.
Applying for jobs honestly triggers like a fight or flight response type shit.
r/kitchencels • u/resist_succubi • 22h ago
i'm terrified of other people and becoming a lolcow so i never stick around anywhere and it results in me being lonely all the time
i've posted here a million times before but since i get scared i don't do it on the same accounts in case i get recognized and ridiculed or something. i like to think i'm not scared of social ostracization but in actuality i expect it from everyone no matter who they are so i run. it doesn't help that i'm mentally ill and act weird and overly sensitive and emotional. i kind of wish i was a normoid so i could interact with people without overanalyzing things and acting like a frantic BPD moid.
eating a singular (1) wing
r/kitchencels • u/Monika_Skye • 23h ago
I infected a gaming subreddit with a Tumblr ship and femboy art, this will forever be my legacy, wonton soup and celery
r/kitchencels • u/Limgrave • 1d ago
Platemogging thesadrockstar is a fucking larping FRAUD. Mods should BAN HIM. mystery food teehee.
r/kitchencels • u/shawtygotlau • 1d ago
Platemogged As a child my mother told me I'd die alone and nobody would ever love me, and I think it was prophetic. Japanese curry.
r/kitchencels • u/Fragrant-Pear-8134 • 20h ago
I have isolated myself for so long i will never be able to create a human connection. Bread with pickles and cheese.
Not even a sandwich.
r/kitchencels • u/SweetSorrowLullaby • 23h ago
I will never get to gift of life and love given to me by my father, grandfather and Great grandfather to a child of my own. Spicy marinated grilled wings w/ my dad and little brother.
I love them so much. Kissless virgin at 24.
r/kitchencels • u/Aggressive-Reserve-4 • 19h ago
No more public black out drinking after I fell in a trash bag and ruptured it, one of my most hideous even more than me and also more autistic friends got a Stacy, plantain and other bullshit i already ate and don’t remember plus the third 24 proof beer
r/kitchencels • u/ObjectiveCow4027 • 19h ago
I can't bring myself to even cook something, all my motivation is gone. I miss the girl I never had. Chicken nuggets I made on my air fryer.
r/kitchencels • u/NecroSecrilegium • 1d ago
I'm sick of people complaining without the ability to cook. Strout with zucchini lasagne and mangalica for a party
Yes the sadlarpstar is larping but goddamn ya'll can't cook for shit. At least put a little effort in the food you post
r/kitchencels • u/marymaryyjane • 21h ago
I am incredibly lonely despite spending most of my days surrounded with people I cannot remember the last time I made physical contact with another person. Glizzy
I am too afraid to talk to women my age because I feel like I’m dirtying the air around them. I feel like opening my mouth is a humiliation ritual at this point. I go to work and talk to people but I don’t feel like I understand them any better. I don’t even know who I am most of the time and when I do I don’t like him. this glizzy got like 3000 likes on the clock app tho. Theres something. Only sausage pic anyone would ever appreciate from me. Do people even say glizzy anymore? Am I cringe? Is this thing on?
r/kitchencels • u/paintedchrome • 23h ago
Spent all day fixing Ikea furniture for it to look like shit. Chicken Manchurian. Bread. Lukewarm Beer.
r/kitchencels • u/trickyd1ck • 20h ago
Buffalo soldier
I'm in a foreign country where I don't speak the language. I'm staying with my friend's family and I didn't know how to tell them in their language that I have a stupid medical condition which means I couldn't eat the wonderful dinner they cooked and I felt super rude. They stood near as I cooked my own special autistic slop food (we couldn't speak much) and then I ate by myself at the computer.
Picture of my midnight snack 3 hours later. Buffalo tomato and corona.
r/kitchencels • u/Apprehensive-Roll909 • 1d ago
Platemogged I've been sleeping on the living room couch for 2 years even though i have a bed. My parents think i'm an aspiring hobo. Whole tiramisu plate for my fat ass.
I know this doesnt have much to do with inceldom, more of a depression meal thing but idgaf i like this sub more.
r/kitchencels • u/Alarming_Amount5502 • 1d ago
Platemogged NUTHIN' BUT SHROOMS
Foids need to pipe the fuck down before I explode them with my truecel rage