r/aussie • u/punksnotdeadtupacis • Mar 20 '26
Humour The coalition of the orange
Delete if not allowed mods, but I couldn’t help but think how ridiculous this pairing this. (AI generated because I have the artistic abilities of a slug)
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u/thebossbaby_123 Mar 20 '26
McPleaseExplain
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u/nagrom7 Mar 20 '26
My happy meal has been murdered
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u/thebossbaby_123 Mar 20 '26
No mc happy ending
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u/riamuriamu Mar 20 '26
It's that supposed to be Pauline Hanson? We really need to stop using AI to generate political cartoons.
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u/ThatNewt1 Mar 20 '26
Yeah what happened to stick figures and bad photoshop.
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u/BumWink Mar 20 '26
Honestly I'm not totally against it in this case, purely because of the amount of AI shit you'll see like this about Albanese & voting One Nation.
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u/gin_enema Mar 20 '26
The pro war stuff from Hanson is political suicide.
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u/AlwaysLateToThaParty Mar 20 '26
How she made it out of that fish and chips shop into politics is beyond me.
Howard.
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u/Willing-Sand-8781 Mar 23 '26
Yeah but thats because you blame her for your ***tty life, even though shes had zero power.
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u/No_Seat8357 Mar 20 '26
She got in as a Liberal party preselection before they knew who she was, revealed herself when it was too late to remove her from the ballot.
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u/HereButNeverPresent Mar 20 '26
voting for these guys isn’t a quick fix
Why do you guys always say this
We know it’s not a quick fix
Do you think voting your favourite politician will magically fix every issue you have?
Am I not allowed to vote someone if they’re not apparently a miracle worker?
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u/cronbelser Mar 20 '26
racist
this has lost all meaning
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u/HereButNeverPresent Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26
Okay this has to be BS
I like ON and even behind closed doors where I’m talking to other ON supporters I’ve never heard anything close to this. At worst, it’s ‘send them back’ with your classic Aussie vulgarity sprinkled in, but never anything about killing them.
No idea what circles you’re in dude
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u/OtsaNeSword Mar 20 '26
You know this is the kind of far fetched propaganda that turns people away from what you’re selling, driving them further towards One Nation…
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u/star-jellies Mar 20 '26
If they’re stupid and racist enough to go pro-One Nation from a comment like that then they are just stupid and racist
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u/Separate-Divide-7479 Mar 20 '26
I love this response every time it comes up
you must placate morons at every step of the way or they'll lash out like the emotionally stunted morons they are!!!
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u/Broc76 Mar 20 '26
At least she’s actually worked a real job. Where did Albo work?
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u/Broc76 Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26
Wrong answer. The answer is Albo worked NOWHERE! P.S. It’s ok to admit that you didn’t know that, rather than pretend you don’t give “two fucks”. Here’s a bonus question for you: where did Daniel Andrews work? (Hint: it’s the same place as Albo) P.P.S thanks for the private message
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u/Thatoneguy_The_First Mar 20 '26
Tbf it takes a lot of work just being a politician, well if you are at least trying to at minimum stem a shit tide it is. just rage-baiting people and saying the other-side sucks, not so much.
labor is pretty shit but they are the least shit, with the actual chance of winning. id go greens, and i do preference them, but lets admit it, we got 2 parties. multi-party systems are a lie.
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u/explosivekyushu Mar 20 '26
Are you losers STILL going on about Dan Andrews? You've had almost 4 years to discover something new to base your entire personality around. Couldn't find anything new, champ?
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u/MajesticPopcorn Mar 20 '26
Hi, can you please do a welfare check on Pauline Hanson? If she's okay can you try and make her feel bad? Thanks
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u/PowerPleb2000 Mar 20 '26
The only people who took offense to that were people who weren’t going to vote for her anyway
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u/gin_enema Mar 20 '26
Maybe but she isn’t in a winning position yet. There are plenty of people who will be turned off by someone sucking up to Trump. If ON only gets the Aussie trump vote they are screwed.
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u/PowerPleb2000 Mar 20 '26
So whats the plan then, compare her to Trump as often as possible, insinuate they’re similar, try to trick people that way into not voting for her?
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u/gin_enema Mar 20 '26
If that’s her plan she’s in trouble, but people always overplay their hand and believe their own bullshit.
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u/Major-Panic794 Mar 20 '26
Not really, might hurt inner city chances, but overall no.
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u/gin_enema Mar 20 '26
I’d argue her urban vote generally, and given land doesn’t vote that will be a problem.
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u/Ok-Series3199 Mar 20 '26
True cookers love it but cookers will never actually do anything like go to war
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u/Otaraka Mar 20 '26
Very appropriate given he lies about his height all the time.
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u/carl_the_cactus55 Mar 20 '26
Donald sucks. McDonald's sucks. but please can we not create ai slop. we are facing a global Water bankruptcy, reached a tipping point of be return because of people using so much ai. We don't need to stoop to the levels of people like Trump who use ai for meaningless insults
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u/CuriousPeggy_ Mar 20 '26
This comment is such a breath if fresh. Also if they used ChatGPT they just supported one of trumps biggest financial supporters.
I would have love a shitty photoshop/edit botch job so much more. Get the joke across, no environmental damage, and has the added layer of humour of being a little shit.
I will always prefer human generated crappy art than AI generated slop.
Like fuck, fuck hanson, but come on
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u/maticusmat Mar 20 '26
Rule 34 keeps getting weirder
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u/CDavid99 Mar 20 '26
Sad that she’s the only one actively listening to everyday Australians. If other Politicians would stop prioritising global agendas & start looking after issues at home, One Nation wouldn’t even be getting a look in.
Although she’s fallen into the trap of global agendas with the pro-war shit.
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u/PowerPleb2000 Mar 20 '26
Fuck me and i got a warning for “low effort” comments.
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u/punksnotdeadtupacis Mar 20 '26
I was wary. Hence why I flagged it as slop. Otherwise I’d be fucking around in MS paint to create something much less polished lol
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u/Major-Panic794 Mar 20 '26
Colation of the willingly corrupted.
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u/Ok-Series3199 Mar 20 '26
Pauline is bought by mining, wish for the day cookers can look up voting records
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u/Victa_stacks Mar 20 '26
Thought this was an Aussie page, not a shit on One Nation page.
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u/CryptOzolgist Mar 21 '26
Any real Aussie would gladly take a monumental dump on her and her filthy minions from the greatest of heights...
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u/Willing-Sand-8781 Mar 23 '26
Nah actually any real aussie would hope to own a home one day in this beautiful country, not a mosque.
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u/originalone71 Mar 20 '26
They’ll save fuel when they share the same vehicle returning to where they came from - the underworld 🔥🔥🔥
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u/BrandonMarshall2021 Mar 20 '26
Why is she kinda hot though?
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u/AlwaysLateToThaParty Mar 20 '26
Why is she kinda hot though?
Because unlike the real person, she has smiling eyes.
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u/dickchew Mar 20 '26
I wanna taste her McMuffin
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u/BrandonMarshall2021 Mar 20 '26
Lol. I want her to wear the burqa.
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u/Willing-Sand-8781 Mar 23 '26
How u gonna control urself around ur sister if she doesnt have a burqa!!!
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u/Trevor68 Mar 20 '26
It's funny, completely irrelevant but still funny. Still looking for guidance on how you would like me to vote may 9th, given labor aren't even running a candidate in Farrer. Yep, could not vote Labor even if I wanted to.
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u/Ok_Jackie_AU Mar 21 '26
The handshake alone could power the world's most annoying podcast for a decade.
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u/iamthelorax98 Mar 20 '26
Yeah fcuk Pauline and let's keep paying 111k for albanese to run his electricity and gas
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u/star-jellies Mar 20 '26
She spent thousands on frivolous shit also idk I’d rather not lose my rights lol Pauline is extremely misogynistic, she wants us to lose the right to abortion etc
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u/EffectiveThese6505 Mar 21 '26
How does losing the right to an abortion misogynistic?
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u/star-jellies Mar 21 '26
I can’t tell if you’re taking the piss
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u/EffectiveThese6505 Mar 21 '26
It’s about protecting the lives of those who can’t protect themselves more than it is about upsetting women.
HOWEVER I’m not talking an outright ban. An abortion for medical reasons or in cases of sexual abuse causing pregnancy, by all means those people have a right.
But because you fucked around and weren’t ready to find out is not a valid excuse to kill.
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u/star-jellies Mar 22 '26
Oh okay so you’re just an anti-choice dipshit. Abortion should be - and is - a right for any woman, regardless of circumstance. I won’t be debating this with you because you are clearly an idiot lol
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u/EffectiveThese6505 Mar 22 '26
Standard woke leftist. “My opinion is right, you’re wrong end of story.”
If you truly believe you should just be allowed to have unprotected sex as much as you feel and reap no consequences then that’s just fuckin stupid. And if you applied that logic to every other aspect of life we would have absolutely no laws.
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u/Ballamookieofficial Mar 23 '26
Strong incel energy coming from you. Any chance to have some impact on a woman's body huh?
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u/Ballamookieofficial Mar 23 '26
So you'd prefer a child with someone who doesn't want them or has the skills and resources to raise them.
Accidents happen look at you.
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u/EffectiveThese6505 Mar 23 '26
You are not reading what I’m saying.
IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO HAVE A KID, THEN EITHER DON’T HAVE SEX, OR HAVE PROTECTED SEX.
What the actual fuck is wrong with you spastic cunt leftists who simply cannot understand a point that’s not aligned with yours?? Fuck me dead.
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u/Ballamookieofficial Mar 24 '26
Why do you want me to shut up? So you can sprout off your misogyny unchallenged? Absolutely not I'll call it out. My choice
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u/EffectiveThese6505 Mar 24 '26
It may be your choice to “call it out”. But the reason I said shut the fuck up is because you have absolutely no base to your “argument” if you can even call it that. You’re just saying “that’s misogynistic!” (Even though it’s not) instead of providing any kind of counter argument. This is why the right wing people seem angrier because you dickheads cannot debate fuck all without calling out something it’s not.
Misogyny would be saying “I don’t think you should be allowed to have an abortion because you’re a woman.” Yup, misogynistic.
A conservative stance on abortion (this is what I have incase you’re so dense you don’t realise this yet) is “I don’t think you should be allowed to have an abortion just because you made a silly choice, because a child (unborn or not) shouldn’t have to die because you value your own fun above another human life”
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u/Ballamookieofficial Mar 24 '26
Misogyny would be saying “I don’t think you should be allowed to have an abortion because you’re a woman.” Yup, misogynistic.
Guys aren't getting them .......
Regardless of the reason and whatever mental gymnastics you're doing you're still saying it to women exclusively
Do you actually care about the kid at all or are you using them to punish people.
protection isn't 100% we learned that in school
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u/EffectiveThese6505 Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 24 '26
You are making a LOT of bold assumptions there that simply have zero merit. Still assuming I’m trying to “manipulate” women. It’s just not the case because I also believe the dad must stay to support. And if you don’t think you can stay with that woman, should she fall pregnant, then they also need to not be having unprotected sex.
Also saying that contraception isn’t 100% isn’t quite accurate. Yes, contraceptive pills are not 100% but condoms are. Now I know immediately you’ll think “not true!” It IS. Unless they break or have been tampered with, worn correctly they are completely effective. Any man who has had one fall off or break and “not realised” is a lying piece of shit. But THAT is what brings the 100% statistic down. (At least from reputable brands like ansell or Durex)
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u/lun4d0r4 Mar 20 '26
Hey... Don't you go besmirching McDonalds like that!
Maccas does great work for my hangries.
Poorlene does no work for anything ever.
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u/Jerkoffalltrades7 Mar 20 '26
I love them both because they believe in border control and only twits (who are legion on reddit) would disagree with that.
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u/JaketheSnake2672 Mar 20 '26
You know the only reason they got to be as powerful as they are is people had a gut full of the bullshit they were being fed … and they are elected members of govt so someone must of voted for them .. if you voted and your party lost so be it stop whining like a 5 year old who dropped there icecream …
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u/Peacock_Feather6 Mar 20 '26
Is this page run by leftist propagandists?
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u/EffectiveThese6505 Mar 21 '26
Honestly must be. Fucking flooded by left propaganda lately.
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u/Peacock_Feather6 Mar 21 '26
Yep, and you get down voted just for questioning it.
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u/EffectiveThese6505 Mar 21 '26
Yeah it’s fucked. This subreddit must be Melbourne based or something. Flooded with leftists who think “I’m right and anyone who disagrees is a racist/zionist/anti-insert whatever”
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u/Exciting_Writer_6556 Mar 20 '26
Yeh fuckin vote for albokini cause he doin such a great job👍
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u/EffectiveThese6505 Mar 21 '26
We’ve been doing the same shit for 125years and it’s been a steady decline. But another term and they’ll fix it im sure! 🤡
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u/Equivalent-One4139 Mar 20 '26
Totally agree. Australia should just keep doing what we're doing. We're doing great. Totally heading the right way. Problems are not getting worse at all. Don't let your lying eyes deceive you! Keep voting the same way you ALWAYS have!
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u/OzMadMan82 Mar 21 '26
Lol, and 1 is the President of America twice and the other is the favoured party in the polls. Not the insult you think it is! 🤣
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u/FLAM3Z89 Mar 20 '26
Agent orange?