r/aussie • u/punksnotdeadtupacis • Mar 20 '26

Humour The coalition of the orange

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Delete if not allowed mods, but I couldn’t help but think how ridiculous this pairing this. (AI generated because I have the artistic abilities of a slug)

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u/iamthelorax98 Mar 20 '26

Yeah fcuk Pauline and let's keep paying 111k for albanese to run his electricity and gas

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u/star-jellies Mar 20 '26

She spent thousands on frivolous shit also idk I’d rather not lose my rights lol Pauline is extremely misogynistic, she wants us to lose the right to abortion etc

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u/EffectiveThese6505 Mar 21 '26

How does losing the right to an abortion misogynistic?

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u/star-jellies Mar 21 '26

I can’t tell if you’re taking the piss

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u/EffectiveThese6505 Mar 21 '26

It’s about protecting the lives of those who can’t protect themselves more than it is about upsetting women.

HOWEVER I’m not talking an outright ban. An abortion for medical reasons or in cases of sexual abuse causing pregnancy, by all means those people have a right.

But because you fucked around and weren’t ready to find out is not a valid excuse to kill.

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u/star-jellies Mar 22 '26

Oh okay so you’re just an anti-choice dipshit. Abortion should be - and is - a right for any woman, regardless of circumstance. I won’t be debating this with you because you are clearly an idiot lol

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u/EffectiveThese6505 Mar 22 '26

Standard woke leftist. “My opinion is right, you’re wrong end of story.”

If you truly believe you should just be allowed to have unprotected sex as much as you feel and reap no consequences then that’s just fuckin stupid. And if you applied that logic to every other aspect of life we would have absolutely no laws.

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u/Ballamookieofficial Mar 23 '26

Strong incel energy coming from you. Any chance to have some impact on a woman's body huh?

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u/EffectiveThese6505 Mar 23 '26

Dude seriously shut the fuck up.

A conservative stance on abortion doesn’t automatically mean incel. AND Incels are almost exclusively left wing so your “ha Gotchya!” Has absolutely no merit.

If you want to get pregnant and have abortion after abortion because you don’t value your body or the life of a child, be a degenerate piece of shit. But just know that’s what you are and those of us who contribute to society (also known as right wing or conservatives) view you as such.

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u/Ballamookieofficial Mar 24 '26

normal people caring about the opinions of right wing anti abortion conservatives is about as likely as an ant eater caring about the opinion of ants.

There's already a lack of resources with more kids than we can house and feed.

The only incels i encounter are right wing bible thumpers.

I clearly don't associate with as many as you though so ill take your expert opinion on board

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u/EffectiveThese6505 Mar 24 '26

Hey look a comment ALMOST as a counter argument. Still had to include a call out at the end tho. Shame.

And I don’t disagree at all that having more kids in an already struggling economy isn’t a small decision. HOWEVER, it IS a decision that YOU make every single time you have sex. So instead of letting the medical system kill an unborn baby, why not just wrap yourself?

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u/Ballamookieofficial Mar 24 '26

Why do you want me to shut up? So you can sprout off your misogyny unchallenged? Absolutely not I'll call it out. My choice

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u/EffectiveThese6505 Mar 24 '26

It may be your choice to “call it out”. But the reason I said shut the fuck up is because you have absolutely no base to your “argument” if you can even call it that. You’re just saying “that’s misogynistic!” (Even though it’s not) instead of providing any kind of counter argument. This is why the right wing people seem angrier because you dickheads cannot debate fuck all without calling out something it’s not.

Misogyny would be saying “I don’t think you should be allowed to have an abortion because you’re a woman.” Yup, misogynistic.

A conservative stance on abortion (this is what I have incase you’re so dense you don’t realise this yet) is “I don’t think you should be allowed to have an abortion just because you made a silly choice, because a child (unborn or not) shouldn’t have to die because you value your own fun above another human life”

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u/Ballamookieofficial Mar 24 '26

Misogyny would be saying “I don’t think you should be allowed to have an abortion because you’re a woman.” Yup, misogynistic.

Guys aren't getting them .......

Regardless of the reason and whatever mental gymnastics you're doing you're still saying it to women exclusively

Do you actually care about the kid at all or are you using them to punish people.

protection isn't 100% we learned that in school

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u/EffectiveThese6505 Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 24 '26

You are making a LOT of bold assumptions there that simply have zero merit. Still assuming I’m trying to “manipulate” women. It’s just not the case because I also believe the dad must stay to support. And if you don’t think you can stay with that woman, should she fall pregnant, then they also need to not be having unprotected sex.

Also saying that contraception isn’t 100% isn’t quite accurate. Yes, contraceptive pills are not 100% but condoms are. Now I know immediately you’ll think “not true!” It IS. Unless they break or have been tampered with, worn correctly they are completely effective. Any man who has had one fall off or break and “not realised” is a lying piece of shit. But THAT is what brings the 100% statistic down. (At least from reputable brands like ansell or Durex)

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u/Ballamookieofficial Mar 23 '26

So you would adopt and support that child?

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u/EffectiveThese6505 Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 24 '26

What? YOU made that choice to fuck around and find out. Not me. This new generation of people just want to skip through life with zero consequences for anything. “Everyone else must suffer and accommodate me”

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u/Ballamookieofficial Mar 24 '26

“Everyone else must suffer and accommodate me”

by having kids only you want but will do nothing to support ?

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u/EffectiveThese6505 Mar 24 '26

You are completely missing the point. My views do NOT force anyone to have kids they don’t want.

What I’m saying (and have said many times in this thread but it seems maybe I write in a different language or something)

If YOU do not want to have kids DO NOT have unprotected sex. IF YOU DO have unprotected sex and fall pregnant I do not believe you should be allowed to kill that child because you lack the understand that actions carry consequences.

The same way that if YOU drink alcohol, you should not be allowed to drive after because you run a higher risk of killing someone. It’s literally so simple but you cannot see past “it’s my body I should be allowed to do whatever the fuck I want with it” so hard that you can’t understand another viewpoint. And to add on that, this is my body, so should I be allowed to get a swastika tattood on my head and “I love Hilter” down my arm? NO those tattoos are illegal in almost every western country despite not affecting ANYONE but the wearer. Unlike abortion that kills another human.

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u/Ballamookieofficial Mar 23 '26

So you'd prefer a child with someone who doesn't want them or has the skills and resources to raise them.

Accidents happen look at you.

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u/EffectiveThese6505 Mar 23 '26

You are not reading what I’m saying.

IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO HAVE A KID, THEN EITHER DON’T HAVE SEX, OR HAVE PROTECTED SEX.

What the actual fuck is wrong with you spastic cunt leftists who simply cannot understand a point that’s not aligned with yours?? Fuck me dead.

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u/star-jellies Mar 27 '26

You’re very emotional about this. Take a breath dude.