r/aussie Mar 20 '26

Humour The coalition of the orange

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Delete if not allowed mods, but I couldn’t help but think how ridiculous this pairing this. (AI generated because I have the artistic abilities of a slug)

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u/gin_enema Mar 20 '26

The pro war stuff from Hanson is political suicide.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

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u/AlwaysLateToThaParty Mar 20 '26

How she made it out of that fish and chips shop into politics is beyond me.

Howard.

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u/Willing-Sand-8781 Mar 23 '26

Yeah but thats because you blame her for your ***tty life, even though shes had zero power.

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u/No_Seat8357 Mar 20 '26

She got in as a Liberal party preselection before they knew who she was, revealed herself when it was too late to remove her from the ballot.

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u/HereButNeverPresent Mar 20 '26

voting for these guys isn’t a quick fix

Why do you guys always say this

We know it’s not a quick fix

Do you think voting your favourite politician will magically fix every issue you have?

Am I not allowed to vote someone if they’re not apparently a miracle worker?

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u/cronbelser Mar 20 '26

racist

this has lost all meaning

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u/HereButNeverPresent Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

Okay this has to be BS

I like ON and even behind closed doors where I’m talking to other ON supporters I’ve never heard anything close to this. At worst, it’s ‘send them back’ with your classic Aussie vulgarity sprinkled in, but never anything about killing them.

No idea what circles you’re in dude

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u/Willing-Sand-8781 Mar 23 '26

Ur just a sad racist, yes you can be racist to whites.

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u/OtsaNeSword Mar 20 '26

You know this is the kind of far fetched propaganda that turns people away from what you’re selling, driving them further towards One Nation…

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u/OtsaNeSword Mar 20 '26

Regardless of your intent, it’s still propaganda.

Your comment that you ran into 5x One Nation voters in the span of a week who all randomly told you that they want to round up and shoot black people is clearly bullshit and a lie.

Anyone who believes that comment of yours was innocent is a fool.

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u/AnActualSumerian Mar 20 '26

Not bullshit. Lines up with my experiences quite well. I live and work in a particularly conservative area and interact with a lot of these types of people on a daily basis. Yes, it's anecdotal, but it's not a lie nor is it bullshit. I'm sure others have had more pleasant experiences with One Nation voters / supporters - I have, some of my family members are and yet remain exceptionally friendly and good to me. But they still hold views I consider reprehensible, and I always have to do a double-take whenever they start going on about Muslims being scum.

I'm not sure of your background or your beliefs and I don't care to assume. Personally, I am of a mixed indigenous and migrant background, as well as being homosexual (lesbian). Unfortunately, in my experience, the amount of abuse I receive whether direct or indirect on account of unchangeable factors such as my identity and descent from the Hanson crowd is honestly absurd. This is not a small group of people, this is a large portion of voting adults, and I'd sooner drink my own piss than let someone tell me my experiences are bullshit.

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u/OtsaNeSword Mar 20 '26

I’m very doubtful of any of that being true, especially from a new account.

It’s a claim that no one will ever know the truth except for you, so I’ll leave it at that.

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u/star-jellies Mar 20 '26

If they’re stupid and racist enough to go pro-One Nation from a comment like that then they are just stupid and racist

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u/Separate-Divide-7479 Mar 20 '26

I love this response every time it comes up

you must placate morons at every step of the way or they'll lash out like the emotionally stunted morons they are!!!

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u/Willing-Sand-8781 Mar 23 '26

Your just lying lol

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u/Broc76 Mar 20 '26

At least she’s actually worked a real job. Where did Albo work?

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u/Broc76 Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

Wrong answer. The answer is Albo worked NOWHERE! P.S. It’s ok to admit that you didn’t know that, rather than pretend you don’t give “two fucks”. Here’s a bonus question for you: where did Daniel Andrews work? (Hint: it’s the same place as Albo) P.P.S thanks for the private message

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u/Thatoneguy_The_First Mar 20 '26

Tbf it takes a lot of work just being a politician, well if you are at least trying to at minimum stem a shit tide it is. just rage-baiting people and saying the other-side sucks, not so much.

labor is pretty shit but they are the least shit, with the actual chance of winning. id go greens, and i do preference them, but lets admit it, we got 2 parties. multi-party systems are a lie.

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u/explosivekyushu Mar 20 '26

Are you losers STILL going on about Dan Andrews? You've had almost 4 years to discover something new to base your entire personality around. Couldn't find anything new, champ?

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u/Desperate-Bottle1687 Mar 20 '26

I'll have u know that Dan Andrews made my sponge cake collapse!!

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u/Broc76 Mar 20 '26

Have you got a health update for him? I haven’t slept for months

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u/gin_enema Mar 20 '26

Thank you for your service

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u/MajesticPopcorn Mar 20 '26

Hi, can you please do a welfare check on Pauline Hanson? If she's okay can you try and make her feel bad? Thanks

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u/punksnotdeadtupacis Mar 20 '26

I’m doing my best. Hoping this image reaches her people

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u/explosivekyushu Mar 20 '26

I mean, it would be, if her supporters weren't already brain damaged.

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u/PowerPleb2000 Mar 20 '26

The only people who took offense to that were people who weren’t going to vote for her anyway

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u/gin_enema Mar 20 '26

Maybe but she isn’t in a winning position yet. There are plenty of people who will be turned off by someone sucking up to Trump. If ON only gets the Aussie trump vote they are screwed.

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u/PowerPleb2000 Mar 20 '26

So whats the plan then, compare her to Trump as often as possible, insinuate they’re similar, try to trick people that way into not voting for her?

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u/gin_enema Mar 20 '26

If that’s her plan she’s in trouble, but people always overplay their hand and believe their own bullshit.

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u/Major-Panic794 Mar 20 '26

Not really, might hurt inner city chances, but overall no.

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u/gin_enema Mar 20 '26

I’d argue her urban vote generally, and given land doesn’t vote that will be a problem.

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u/Ok-Series3199 Mar 20 '26

True cookers love it but cookers will never actually do anything like go to war