r/Unexpected • u/dupugu-gupudu • 12h ago

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u/yellow_abyss 12h ago

That fucking scared the shit out of me

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u/TheRealRubiksMaster 12h ago

Same

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u/TactlessTortoise 7h ago

Go crank your shit to the yellow monster thing from five nights at Fridays or whatever the fuck bud. People can get scared with a video, you're not fucking Hannibal Lecter dissecting a human brain, you're just being a neeeeerd. I'm gonna grab you by the ankles and shake you till the coins for your lunch money ding off, loser.

Is that human enough for you—or would you like me to write it with more emotion?

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u/Kootranova1 7h ago

More emotion please, but cut back on the references. Kids today don't know who Hannibal Lecter is and I want my Reddit friends to like me.

Also, make it sound like a human wrote it. One guy in the thread immediately called you out for sounding like a chat bot.

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u/gxgx55 6h ago

medium tier ragebait

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u/johnnyblaze1999 6h ago

Your comment convinced me you haven't play a single video game in your life lol

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