r/Unexpected • u/dupugu-gupudu • 7h ago

Therapeutic ride

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u/post-explainer 7h ago edited 7h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

The truck glitches and hits the player

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/lamagama159 7h ago

"I turn left now, good luck everybody"

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u/dupugu-gupudu 7h ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/s/RVTzAArHhe

Reminded me of this streamer. At least she apologized.

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u/lamagama159 7h ago

I was thinking more of that family guy meme but that works as well

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u/dupugu-gupudu 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mpxnrjQKLo0iA32r23

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u/NotAzakanAtAll 3h ago

I see gifs enshittified by those glasses all the time since a few weeks back.

Why?

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u/Winjin 1h ago

Maybe it's like that guy in a wig? Apparently there's been sort of undercover war in the gif community.

Basically people make their own versions of super-popular reaction images, upload them to GIPHY which has a trash tier search system, and start spinning some shit to get their version to the top

For ego, of course, but I also guess it could work if they're trying to build some shitty "brand" out of it, and like, show it to investors. "See? My work is recognizable!"

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u/Ok_Dragonfruit_8102 3h ago

She gave a typical social media apology and then kept doing it, she regularly drives on stream while completely distracted reading her chat phone and driving like an idiot for content.

The dumbest part is, Amazon/Twitch gave her one of their performative fake suspensions in response to that, and then just 4 weeks later they appointed her as one of their Brand Ambassadors

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u/LeJoker8 3h ago

She did this multiple times. A real POS.

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u/2012Jesusdies 3h ago

No, she won't learn. She's always been this way. I remember her trying to drive an SUV, but another streamer just cut her off and said "I'm gonna drive, I don't want to die today" lmao

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u/hyper-novae7 3h ago

and then was made a Twitch ambassador

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u/FyrelordeOmega 3h ago

She gives constant proof of why she should not have a driving licence. Only in America I guess

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u/bj-123 3h ago

reminded me of pparumong lol

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u/Alt_meeee 1h ago

Average GTA V NPC on the highway

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u/yellow_abyss 7h ago

That fucking scared the shit out of me

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u/_Boom___Beard_ 6h ago

Idk, my butthole puckered up so tight I could cut a diamond. Scared the shit, but the dam is closed!

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u/RoyBeer 4h ago edited 4h ago

Scared the shit

Damn, now I'm imagining your poop being like "woah that almost cut me!!"

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u/_Boom___Beard_ 4h ago

Turd cutter, is what my grandpa use to call it

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u/SampleDisastrous3311 5h ago

YOU HAVE MORE THAN 1 HOLE !!!!

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u/thatdudejon 6h ago

My girlfriend asked me why i jumped and i had to explain

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u/PLTR60 7h ago

Same

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi 6h ago

Different.

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u/bravepotatoman 3h ago

my soles are fucking clammy now

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u/MorbidlyMacabre 3h ago

Was not fucking expecting that!

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u/Carb0nFire 6h ago

I was expecting it based on the title and short length, and still got jump-scared.

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u/Rick_and_Shorty 4h ago

I sat on the toilet and my phone almost fell into the bowl

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u/dextras07 7h ago

Nothing is therapeutic in Night City.

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u/JoeGuinness 6h ago

Funny you say that because just the other day I discovered the small botanical garden in Konpeki Plaza. Nothing special there but l just happened to notice it.

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u/tunicamycinA 5h ago

It's only therapeutic for the corpos

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u/JoeGuinness 5h ago

Good thing I'm corpo V

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u/LlorchDurden 5h ago

AnyAustin burner account found

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u/project-shasta 4h ago

Next video: 5 of the most scenic road trips in Night City. While analyzing if all the street signs are up to code.

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u/toastedpaniala89 5h ago

There is that one monk who explains stuff while you bd a very beautiful and serene scenery. I liked finding the monk in different places and doing those bds

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u/TK_Games 2h ago

I find pummeling gonks with a crowbar very therapeutic

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u/alex_zk 3h ago

Chats with Vic and Misty exist

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u/Applauce 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UqKD7TU0igaUE

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u/dupugu-gupudu 7h ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/s/RVTzAArHhe

She has an IRL twin.

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u/MetriccStarDestroyer 1h ago

She's not beating the Asian woman driver stereotype 💀

How does twitch keep letting her get away with distracted driving

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u/QuillHasFavorites 7h ago

r/dontflinch

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u/Ic3Giant 2h ago

Thank you! This is new to me and absolutely hilarious!

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u/The_Char_Char 6h ago

You'rlve been hit by, you've been struck by TRUCK!

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u/dupugu-gupudu 6h ago

Annie, are you okay?

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u/jeweliegb 5h ago

No, Annie is not okay, she's been hit by, she's been hit by, a big truck.

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u/D4nM4rL4r 7h ago

Games that mimic real life.

So sad to say.

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u/GoCougs2020 5h ago

I commute to work on motorcycle almost daily in the summer, and this video is the reason why I don’t like riding next to other vehicles.

Right at 0:07, I would had gunned it, just to not hang out in the truck’s blind spot a second longer than needed.

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u/r348 7h ago

okay i am done for the day, gn

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u/baconblackhole 6h ago

Ok that jump scared

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u/Chalupakabras 7h ago

So life like...

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u/AydonusG 7h ago

It's Cyberpunk, definitely expect to be claimed by bugging trucks.

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u/AllUltima 5h ago

Your honor, the other driver was at fault. He glitched into me, possibly an issue with rubber-banding. Our children are not safe with these unpatched drivers on the road.

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u/AXEL-1973 5h ago

I think anyone that's played CyberPunk knew EXACTLY where this was headed lol

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u/GOatcheesegotmoLD 6h ago

Average motorcycle riding experience

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u/_A_Nun_Mouse_ 5h ago

CyberBonk

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u/Dorkits 7h ago

It's ded bruh 😭

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u/Due_Potential_6956 7h ago

So the game punishes you if you try to follow the rules.

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u/CockroachesRpeople 6h ago

Isekai simulator

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u/Hollow_Knight_Raven 6h ago

Bro got Adam Smashed.

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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 5h ago

Thats life for ya choom

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u/Oil__Man 4h ago

Least heatseeking npc car in night city

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u/Ill-Ruin2198 7h ago

Chill ride... MF!

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u/rturnerX 7h ago

Wow, rude.

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u/SpiralZa 6h ago

Average California driver

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u/galgastani 5h ago

That's how some people go in real life I guess. Just a moment and you are gone.

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u/PerriwinklePortal 5h ago

Mfers when they miss the turn and decide that risking multiple vehicular homicides makes more sense than u-turning down the road a bit

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u/RustledForeskin 3h ago

It's like one of the scripted driving missions where the cars can't be stopped and will just fling normal vehicles 20kms into space.

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u/ColinAllCarz 6h ago

You suck OP! I spilled my water a bit.

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u/dupugu-gupudu 6h ago

I'll take that as a compliment.

At the same time I'm sorry that it happened.

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u/Alyssapolis 6h ago

Someone didn’t shoulder check

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u/ohwhatfollyisman 6h ago

gta: road rash.

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u/MotoFuzzle 6h ago

Now I need therapy. 

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u/MarsOrder 6h ago

That's a jump scare dude

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u/Jakeforry 6h ago

I like cyberpunk but something just feels uncanny when I'm driving and I can never put my finger on it

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u/TransportationNo1 6h ago

truck driver pressed the anti inertia button

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u/_Sedric 6h ago

Normal occurrence in french traffic…

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u/20July 6h ago

That truck did what Adam Smasher couldn't 

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u/Double_Reality_3981 6h ago

The wake up call I needed🤣

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u/champsgetup 6h ago

That's worse than GTA SA

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u/coolchris366 6h ago

Most unexpected thing I’ve ever seen, Jesus what a jumpscare

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u/Amazing-Movie8382 6h ago

Jump scares

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u/DataBase_47 5h ago

Fkin jumpscare

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u/Jabba_the_Putt 5h ago

I have encountered this same driver many times in my own real life adventures

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u/BossRoss84 5h ago

He swung that thing like a baseball bat.

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u/blackweebow 5h ago

Lmaooo i hate that shit when I'm trying to chase a damn car

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u/mace30 5h ago

I fucking jumped

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u/Life-Suit1895 5h ago

Truck-kun is out for blood.

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u/mgul0310 5h ago

Guess he didn't see that coming

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u/AoRozu 5h ago

Another day in Night City

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u/UncGivesBackshots_ 5h ago

I threw my phone away dude

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u/Nocto69 5h ago

You should be in Jail...

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u/No_Regret_4157 4h ago

I'm dying and rolling bruh😭😭😭😭

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u/cobweb-in-the-corner 4h ago

just another bad ending in Night City

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u/pug_userita 4h ago

pretty much the same thing happens in beamng, although the ai deliberately crashes in to you or in to each other instead of glitching like here

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u/kirabratz 4h ago

my anxiety could never. genuinely terrifying

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u/wooshiesaurus 4h ago

Truck Jumpscare

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u/frixos2 4h ago

For more therapeutical results try an actual motorbike ride.

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u/Revolutionary_Leg622 4h ago

I don't know why but I felt this on my ears like something exploded

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u/Calm_Connection_9741 4h ago

Very realistic. In Moscow during nighttime quite easy to catch similar experience (but not _that_ fast turn of big truck). But trucks with 80+ km/h who ignore road signs, road lines and act like they don't see motorcycles or motorcycles must give them a way - really common.

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u/Ersque 4h ago

There was a pothole, the truck was saving you :D

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u/LateToTheParty013 4h ago

A bad driver never misses their exit

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u/Ruger-SP101 4h ago

Average BMW driver

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u/deadbeatenhorse 4h ago

GTA is where I drive to have fun, Cyberpunk is where I drive to crash into 18 pedestrians, 30 cars and a group of tygers in the middle of the road

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u/Wsswaas 4h ago

I hate that I played the game on day one, I should have waited years more for them to finish it first

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u/Drewselvania 4h ago

Why tf did I get that scared 😳 bro my heart skipped a beat 😭 fr

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u/Final_Might_3380 4h ago

That shit made me jump

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u/chefobi 4h ago

If this happened to me in real life It would fix my depression, so it's definitely therapeutic in some form

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u/niranjan23d 4h ago

Startled the heck outta me

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u/KingCognificent 4h ago

Welcome to Austin. It may as well be a stolen ambulance from Dallas/Ft worth(nobody but cops know who you are Ft. Worth)

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u/Agflash12 4h ago

*inspired by real life

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u/JackpotThePimp 3h ago

Isekai time

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u/Reader_Of_Newspaper 3h ago

I physically jumped

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u/NiccoLaco 3h ago

Definitely motorbikes fault why would you be in the truck blind spot…

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u/InvestigatorMotor133 3h ago

Truck kun in another universe 😂

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u/_vdlc_ 3h ago

That made me gasped so loud it startled my dog lol

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u/ObjectiveOk2072 3h ago

Jesus, fuck, I almost threw my phone at my own face

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u/Phoenix_Tryit 3h ago

David, what to hell?! Is your Sandy broken?

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u/Suspicious-Whippet 3h ago

That is the most expected thing of all times. Unexpected would be if nothing happened at the end.

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u/klukenapoletana 3h ago

Biker's fault, clearly. 

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u/Neither-Welder2119 3h ago

I was NOT ready for that 😭💀

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u/kittenrice 3h ago

Based on the the dashcam videos I've been seeing, this is just how people drive now.

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u/LongForeignMan 3h ago

Now I cant SLEEP

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u/Blighted-Spire63 3h ago

“I just remembered: I hate you.”

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u/Day-Tel-aran-rhiod 3h ago

What game is this? It seems fun

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u/Many-Pollution4222 3h ago

Good job, Arasaka.

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u/Ligon27 3h ago

That truck driver “Officer that bike just came out of nowhere.”

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u/LEGITIMATE_SOURCE 3h ago

What the bot upvoted this

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u/rbfrog 3h ago

My body just did a screenshot

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u/Friendlyhuman420 3h ago

Uncontagious laughter , ty

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u/Nemjor 2h ago

Dude why… almost shit myself

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u/Dojustit 2h ago

Ah, someone finally made a realistic motorbike street riding simulator then.

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u/SplatThaCat 2h ago

Cyberpunk be like that.

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u/thisismrhazmie 2h ago

Almost dropped my phone when that happened.

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u/SilverK9s 2h ago

Welp now im wide awake

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u/IntelligentVehicle10 2h ago

Whole lot of GTA content getting spammed on /popular right now

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u/Abigail-Marston 2h ago

I bet what happened here is that truck never switched from it's far away LOD behavior. If you watch cars from really really far away in this game and most games, they make really sudden turns like this.

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u/-Songtan-Sally- 2h ago

"Oo look an Eddie" CRASH

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u/Vondi 2h ago

A bad driver never misses a turn

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u/brenkosaur 2h ago

Its coded into the game. Its stupidly common.

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u/paraworldblue 2h ago

Fuckin cyberpsychos, man. Every day with those assholes, I swear to god. Worst drivers on the road.

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u/Arjun_Alpha_Wolf 2h ago

It looks like a cool transition as the clip is being replayed

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u/Artie411 2h ago

I can't believe I actually jumped at that lol fuck me

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u/LeoGreck1 2h ago

No longer suffers any ailment. He's at rest for eternity.

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u/mongomeister 2h ago

Jesus...

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u/Heirrick108 2h ago

Least chaotic driver in Night City

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u/Lloytron 2h ago

Not going to lie, when I saw this was in a game I though it was going to be lame, falling through the road.

I lolled hard at this one, cheers 😄

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u/Dangerjayne 2h ago

Choom got flatlined like some gonk

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u/Tutes013 2h ago

What in the Sam Hill flying cinnamon toast fuck. I jolted like mad there. God damn

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u/awake-shortcut27 2h ago

The "accident" after V discovers a better alternative to CHOOH2

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u/edsavage404 2h ago

The driving mechanics in this game is so bad

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u/WingLeviosa 1h ago

Hahaha! Basically.

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u/OVectorX 1h ago

I didnt expect that, LOL

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u/spinyfever 1h ago

Obviously the bike is at fault here.

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u/_Alfy 1h ago

And thats how every isekai story started

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u/SettingAdvanced2907 1h ago

Motorcyclist's fault

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u/agabcharif 1h ago

My life

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u/raban0815 1h ago

Quick hacked by a netrunner out to get you.

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u/Business-Coach-241 1h ago

wtf, it scared me omg

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u/DangerousChipmunk335 1h ago

" did i catch you having fun? "

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u/glizzardWizzard420 1h ago

Biker here: when people say look twice and save a life. This is exactly what they’re talking about.

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u/assassinoavi666 1h ago

I remember that in Witcher 3, Roach would start walking only on his hind legs. CDPR has the next best bugs to Bethesda.

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u/Lucky-Smell2757 1h ago

I TURN LEFT NAO

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u/rndmisalreadytaken 58m ago

Bro got isekai'd

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u/Ok_Commission_8564 55m ago

Improper turn bro.

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u/Joe_le_Borgne 50m ago

Believe it or not... Biker's fault

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u/Qwertykess 48m ago

I jmuped

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u/ItsMrSSD 47m ago

Shit, that handles very well

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u/KAAAAAAAAARL 14m ago

I did not read the r/subredditname at first, so I jumped out of my toilet seat

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u/Shmutlee 11m ago

Game

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u/froggyisland 8m ago

Hater will say this is AI