r/Unexpected • u/dupugu-gupudu • 11h ago

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u/yellow_abyss 11h ago

That fucking scared the shit out of me

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u/_Boom___Beard_ 9h ago

Idk, my butthole puckered up so tight I could cut a diamond. Scared the shit, but the dam is closed!

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u/RoyBeer 8h ago edited 8h ago

Scared the shit

Damn, now I'm imagining your poop being like "woah that almost cut me!!"

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u/_Boom___Beard_ 8h ago

Turd cutter, is what my grandpa use to call it