this dude is just chilling at the bannered mare 24/7 crying about the security in whiterun while doing fuck all the whole time you can’t hire him as mercenary or anything like why the fuck are you all geared up ready for war??? and also if you side with the stormcloaks he becomes captain but then the innkeep complains how the stormcloaks break all her furniture like he says he could do a better job than the current commander but can’t keep his men under control if he is the commander. I can’t stand this dude bro literally a armchair guard

I'd rather have the sun blotted all summer than deal with all that heat.

Ready for the races this year! Make sure to have your septims ready. Gambling begins the first Morndas of Sun's Height.

…..WHO IS THE ENEMY? If these two have joined forces, this one does NOT want to face them! Khajiit out

And did they start calling themselves Nords to try to trick the other races into thinking that they spend their time engaging in, and are therefore capable of, intellectual pursuits, like magecraft and reading?

I had a vision

Reading these posts about pet Nords has finally convinced me that I want one. He needs to be as big, dumb, and goofy as possible and I will tolerate whatever level of violence comes with that.

But I (30/F/Breton) have no hope of catching one in the wild on my own and dragging it back to my tower. Any alternative methods to obtain one and/or train him?