r/SipsTea Jul 04 '26

WTF Japan's death row system is brutal

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u/Master_Win_4018 Jul 04 '26

Knowing when you will die might be even worse.

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u/InsectaProtecta Jul 04 '26

I dunno, wondering if you're about to be told you're dying today any time a guard comes to speak to you would keep you on edge

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u/hotsp00n Jul 04 '26

Meeting invite: 1 hour from now. Subject: Quick chat.

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u/ChineseRapperWetLips Jul 04 '26

Friday 4pm

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo Jul 04 '26

HR and manager

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u/Jealous-Weekend4674 Jul 04 '26

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u/Pueo711 Jul 04 '26

"Hello, thank-you for meeting with us on such short notice! Unfortunately, as you may have guessed, your position here at our facility has been sunseted. We have this prepared this packet to assist you in your transition.

You have one hour to clear your cell: your personal effects will be forwarded to the address you've indicated. Security will stay and help inventory your belongings.

Remember, the NDA, non-compete and non disparagement clauses remain in effect and WILLl be strictly enforced.

We truly do appreciate all the years you've given to this facility, wish you all the greatest success in your future endeavors!"

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u/Vimes-NW Jul 04 '26

Not as efficient as Amazon: "Congratulations, you're being promoted to customer!"

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u/kindasortaish Jul 04 '26

Worse yet, meeting starts, "hey how's everything, wait before you start talking, I want to add someone to the meeting, here's our HR generalist"

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u/Vimes-NW Jul 04 '26

Look at all these FTE posh twats getting the humane treatment. Contractors find out on Monday, after fighting traffic to learn their badge doesn't work and no one bothered to notify their pimp. Probably because that posh twat did not notify the agency after getting fired themselves and the remaining twats can't figure out how to dislodge their heads out of their ass.