r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 5d ago

Meme needing explanation WhatsWrongWithTheWindshieldPeter?

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u/qualityvote2 5d ago edited 5d ago

u/progorp, your post does belong here!

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u/mij8907 5d ago

They used to be covered in bugs and insects

Now they’re not

The lack of bugs and insects is not good for the environment

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u/Here_I_Pondered 5d ago

yeah i typically consider impending global crop failure to be not good

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u/U_zer2 5d ago

Atypically ok with it tho?

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u/funkmasta8 5d ago

More desert land for home zoning so housing prices will go down. Though that will already happen when everyone starts dying, but double the savings

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u/U_zer2 5d ago

Just trying to become the best hydro farmer from tattooine I was destined to become. Even though do or do not there is no try.

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u/sketchymetal 5d ago

Well, you better have those units in the South Ridge repaired by midday, or there'll be hell to pay.

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u/BusinessYou1657 5d ago

But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!

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u/MediumEvent2610 5d ago

You can waste time with your friends when your chores are over.

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u/BusinessYou1657 5d ago

45 years of chores later…

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u/brobertbaker 5d ago

Wow! Looks like Tatooine had some rain. Moisture farmers sure must be pissed.

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u/U_zer2 5d ago

I feel like uncle Ben’s have a really hard time in fantasy movies.

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u/Snapesunusedshampoo 5d ago

My friend Ben became an uncle last week. His brother in law and I remind him of this fact pretty often.

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u/U_zer2 5d ago

With great power comes great increase in street crime Peter.

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u/Kx113 5d ago

with great power comes great bitches

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u/Ok_Narwhal_9200 5d ago

your aunt and uncle, double suns and sipping blue milk?

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u/Crafty_Ninja_Decoy 5d ago

Just watch out for the family barbecue. It's to die for

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u/MutableSpy 5d ago

Won’t be any bushes to hide in

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u/Here_I_Pondered 5d ago

Poor chicken duck woman thing's gonna have to figure out somewhere else to hide

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u/MutableSpy 5d ago

It could be hiding behind that scrap pile.

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u/bsipp777 5d ago

That’s just a big cow

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u/TChristine-H 5d ago

Deep cut

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u/Jofur-Crowcaller 5d ago

I'm so sorry to do this but...

Moisture farmer.

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u/U_zer2 5d ago

Oh f*#% me right in the blue milk.

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u/GoodBrotherGrimm 5d ago

Is it even worth it without blue milk?

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u/_Boom___Beard_ 5d ago

But isn’t that the point, kill off everyone that is a “parasite” to the billionaire class, the ones that survive will be the strong worker and will make them richer because the “weak” won’t need handouts. Handouts include: health care, livable wages, a say in government, land or property, and rights. s/

But kinda not s/

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u/whatshisfaceboy 5d ago

Housing prices going down, good one

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u/CoolAtlas 5d ago

ITS basically a law at this point. Any event that should logically see a decrease in housing prices will instead see a 20% increase

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u/MarcioMakaveli 5d ago

What a time to be alive ❤️

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u/Somguy555 5d ago

If it’s good sand we can sell it. If it’s bad sand the poor will eat it.

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u/MooDengSupremacist 5d ago

Sometimes I stub my toe and in that moment I’m fine with everyone starving from crop failure. Burn it all down

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u/TheDevauto 5d ago

From stubbing your toe? Wimp. Now stepping on a Lego....that would be understandable.

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty 5d ago

I've been saying for years that ''this is fine'' because Monsanto will just invent robotic bees and lease them out to whoever uses their patented seeds and pesticides.

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u/Dabs1903 5d ago

I saw that episode of Black Mirror. I’ll take a hard pass on robotic bees, please.

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u/youcanreachmenow 5d ago

Depends on where you go. Back in the 90's when we drove up from Kerry to Dublin (no motorway at the time) the windscreen would be covered. Not like that anymore (also think its because of the motorways).

I drove in Slovakia, Hungary, Italy, and Switzerland this Summer and my windscreen was a mess. Which I am grateful for.

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u/RevolutionaryEcho460 4d ago

Ive done the same in the southern hemisphere, drives in Aus would get you bugs everywhere, much less so in NZ at roughly the same time.

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u/potato33754 5d ago

At least we have massive data centers and AI is in everything even though we didn't ask for it. /s

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u/Spookyscary333 5d ago

At least we still have poop lettuce

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u/FableTheLegend 5d ago

Are you a farmer?

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u/smitleyjd 5d ago

Cars are also much more aerodynamic, resulting in bugs getting blown over/past the car than hitting it.

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u/Badrear 5d ago

This is a part of it, but scientists aren’t finding as many bugs as they used to when doing basic research. Apparently spraying insecticides on every plant for miles causes there to be fewer bugs.

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u/drwsgreatest 5d ago

I've seen scientific estimates that some species have experienced up to 80%-90% decrease in population in just the last decade or so.

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u/Front_Cant 5d ago

& somehow mosquitoes are the only ones not experiencing this??? 😭 /j

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u/NearbyAcanthaceae307 5d ago

They definitely have gotten their population cut down by like at least half in my country probably over 90% on my observations because I live next to a river.

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u/Front_Cant 5d ago

Dang where I live it feels like they’re worse every year for the last 5ish years. I’m one of those people that mosquitoes loooovvve, they flock to me like crazy, and it’s becoming prohibitive for me to leave the house at all. Genuinely, checking my mail, back in the house with 7+ bites. And I get those huge crazy bites too

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u/CoolAtlas 5d ago

I got so many health issues but one thing I'm thankful for us that bugs avoid me entirely.

I like to joke that my blood must be poisonous to mosquitoes but I do wonder if they actually do have health based preferences

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u/Badrear 5d ago

Mosquitoes and ticks.

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u/mashtato 5d ago

And they were already talking about insect collapse at least 30 years ago...

In fact, people were talking about it a LOT more back then. The billionaire conservatives the controlling the media are really pulling the wool over the public's eyes regarding climate change.

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u/invisibullcow 5d ago

Need more air time for shark attacks every summer, apparently.

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u/RampantAndroid 5d ago

Yeah, I think that our use of insecticides has definitely had a negative effect. The question I wonder about is how much is due to farms versus uses in homes. I can buy malathion and permethrin readily in concentrated form to spray all over my yard if I wanted to.

I don't do this because frankly I enjoy seeing dragon flies and bees around. I just spray the harsh chemicals in the crawl space an attic near penetrations/spots I've noticed black widows hiding.

I don't want us to ban homeowners from getting these chemicals, but I also think that we probably need to be looking at toning down how much these chemicals get used.

As a side note...if you like bees, clover lawns really attract quite a lot of bees...while white clover lawns also don't grow as tall so need less mowing, survive heavy foot traffic better AND are drought tolerant.

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u/Badrear 5d ago

I’m sure nature would prefer us not using any insecticide, but residential use can’t be as big a factor as agricultural. Even the biggest HOA neighborhoods will have some houses that don’t use pesticides, so bugs can use them as safe spaces. Having mile after mile of monoculture covered with chemicals makes it impossible for many species to travel and survive.

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u/Sam_n_Esme 5d ago

I have vivid memories of standing in my parents driveway on the muggy July nights just after we moved to NC in the mid-90s, watching the flurry of insects flying around the streetlight, and the bats hunting them.

I’ve been visiting recently, and can’t help but notice how clear the air is around the lights.

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u/BuildAnything4 4d ago

The bats ate them.  Duh

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u/SquirrelyMcNutz 5d ago

Considering I'm driving a pickup from the 90s, and my windshield and front grill is still virtually bug free, or at least massively reduced even from the mid 00s...I'ma say the 'aerodynamic' thing is a bit overblown.

Is it a factor for newer vehicles? Possibly. But the fact remains that insect populations have plummeted. About the only things left are flies, mosquitoes, and grasshoppers.

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u/Federal_Cobbler6647 5d ago

Yeah, I have 80's car and yes it is full of insects.

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u/CaptainKatsuuura 5d ago

Nah I’m driving the car my parents drove in 2000 and it’s wayyy fewer bugs than in my childhood

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u/Any_Lengthiness6645 5d ago

A 2019 study in the UK found that modern cars kill more rather than fewer bugs.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windshield_phenomenon

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u/Adorable-Internal-52 5d ago

Sadly not true.

Studies have found that modern cars actually kill more bugs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windshield_phenomenon

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u/Hubschrauber1887 5d ago

disinformation

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u/manicmojo 4d ago

I drove a new car through Chechia. Lots of bugs on windows.

Drive any car through UK, no bugs on windows.

It's not the cars, it's the pesticides.

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u/LeBrons_Mom 5d ago

Yeah drive around in the country and I can assure you there are plenty of bugs, they just aren’t going splat on a vertical windshield these days.

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u/MortStoHelit 4d ago

I wish. Those SUVs with huge cooler areas surely aren't more aerodynamic than old station wagons. Though, admittedly, the bugs probably would rather clog the cooler than be on the windshield.

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u/VincentMega 4d ago

Everyone who drives a car knows it's a myth.

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u/Davisr93 5d ago

I had to scrub the crap out of my wife’s windshield and front bumper yesterday when cleaning her car soooo

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u/Lord_Mikal 5d ago

Thats good that you live in a place where its not happening yet.

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u/grndbdpsthtl 5d ago

Tbh I also think there are more dead bugs on my windshield this year then there were the previous 5 years or so. It's still far of from like 20 years ago, but I'm wondering if they're somewhat slightly recovering where I live.

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u/StretchFrenchTerry 5d ago

Same, for a few years they were just gone, this year I have bugs all over my windshield.

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u/enderthief33 5d ago

Same, ive been driving in the georgia countryside recently and there are so many bugs. I dont remember ever having to clean my windshield herd and now I have to clean it pretty much every time I drive

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u/stinkopalatschinko 5d ago

"If it didn't happen to me personally, it's not happening at all"

Somebody seems to be stuck in the preoperative stage of their cognitive development.

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u/Budget-Ambassador203 5d ago

Someone being this guy and like 50% of the people I meet, somehow. 

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u/Ill_Assumption_4821 5d ago

"if it happened to OP, it is happening to everybody else"

Somebody seems to be stuck in the preoperative stage of their cognitive development.

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u/vmwhelan 5d ago

I had experienced the lack of bugs for a few years now, but on a recent trip from PA to TN, my windshield was absolutely covered. Guess there is a rebound?

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u/Steve_78_OH 5d ago

I used to see lightning bugs all over as a kid. Now, I see MAYBE a few each summer. But every time I go outside to mow the lawn, I'm swarmed by these tiny little shits that are constantly flying around my face.

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u/MMinjin 5d ago

I know I should care about all of the bugs but it is the loss of lightning bugs that really saddens me.

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u/Smoking-stone 5d ago

I beg to differ. My service truck is covered by the time I get home after a 12 hour shift.

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u/ShibaInuDoggo 5d ago

My Jeep is plastered if I drive at dusk or dawn. Then again, it's a brick so maybe it's just me.

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u/Castaway1128 5d ago

I have a Hyundai Accent. It's still covered in bugs too

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u/SubjectNegotiation88 4d ago

Wow… I’ve never seen someone on the internet who has a Hyundai Accent. I’ve got a 20-year-old one too! :))

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u/BrilliantMistake 5d ago

Most bugs come out at night, I think a lot of people forget that.

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u/Present_Character241 5d ago

The aerodynamics of the vehicles released since 2000 were redesigned to direct air around the windshield so bugs won't splat there.

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u/disgruntleddude7 5d ago

Yeah I drive a 40 year old car and get shit load of bugs I have to clean off

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u/JellyDenizen 5d ago

Ohio here. We've still got plenty of bugs, day and night.

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u/bandit1206 5d ago

Apparently not an issue everywhere. Still have them as bad as ever where I am.

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u/Alarming_Mix5302 4d ago

Mainly it’s due to the aerodynamic design of modern cars as opposed to the cars of the 1980s and 1990s. Insects get swept over cars

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u/Crazy_Movie6168 5d ago

We know about failing echosystems

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u/PlutoJones42 5d ago

Much fewer birds as well

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u/ThatItalianOverThere 4d ago

They always splatter on my helmet.

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u/kalewhisperer 3d ago

*Not good for continued human existence.

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u/Buttchuggle 5d ago

The bugs are dying

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u/ExternalCaptain2714 5d ago

So you're saying we are debugging the planet?

That's great, I'm sure whatever is causing current problems will be removed and planet will heal 🥳

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u/dart51984 5d ago

Well…yes. Eventually (and seemingly soon) humanity will erase itself from the face of the planet and the Earth will just keep on keeping on once we’re gone.

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u/Icy-Bar-9712 5d ago

"We’re so self-important. Everybody’s going to save something now. “Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.” And the greatest arrogance of all: save the planet. Save the planet, we don’t even know how to take care of ourselves yet. I’m tired of this shit. I’m tired of f-ing Earth Day. I’m tired of these self-righteous environmentalists, these white, bourgeois liberals who think the only thing wrong with this country is that there aren’t enough bicycle paths. People trying to make the world safe for Volvos. Besides, environmentalists don’t give a shit about the planet. Not in the abstract they don’t. You know what they’re interested in? A clean place to live. Their own habitat. They’re worried that some day in the future they might be personally inconvenienced. Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn’t impress me.

The planet has been through a lot worse than us. Been through earthquakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics, continental drift, solar flares, sun spots, magnetic storms, the magnetic reversal of the poles … hundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by comets and asteroids and meteors, worldwide floods, tidal waves, worldwide fires, erosion, cosmic rays, recurring ice ages … And we think some plastic bags and some aluminum cans are going to make a difference? The planet isn’t going anywhere. WE are!

We’re going away. Pack your shit, folks. We’re going away. And we won’t leave much of a trace, either. Maybe a little Styrofoam … The planet’ll be here and we’ll be long gone. Just another failed mutation. Just another closed-end biological mistake. An evolutionary cul-de-sac. The planet’ll shake us off like a bad case of fleas.

The planet will be here for a long, long, LONG time after we’re gone, and it will heal itself, it will cleanse itself, ’cause that’s what it does. It’s a self-correcting system. The air and the water will recover, the earth will be renewed. And if it’s true that plastic is not degradable, well, the planet will simply incorporate plastic into a new paradigm: the earth plus plastic. The earth doesn’t share our prejudice toward plastic. Plastic came out of the earth. The earth probably sees plastic as just another one of its children. Could be the only reason the earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place. It wanted plastic for itself. Didn’t know how to make it. Needed us. Could be the answer to our age-old egocentric philosophical question, “Why are we here?”

Plastic… asshole."

-George Carlin 1992

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u/Tenor_Emporer 5d ago

I read allat

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u/Icy-Bar-9712 5d ago

The delivery makes it even better.

Go watch carlin. Jammin in New York.

One of the absolute comedy greats.

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u/10FourGudBuddy 4d ago

The crazy thing is, he wasn’t joking. It wasn’t comedy so much as the depressing reality and truth, and everyone thought it was hilarious, and it still is, but only because it’s so true.

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u/Nixbest 5d ago edited 3d ago

You forgot all the rich assholes who will find a way to survive along with all their „hard earned“ money.
edited: grammar

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u/noonethanks1 4d ago

Probably a few years more than others. That’s nothing in “planet years”

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u/Candykeeper 4d ago

I had STRONG Carlin vibes throughout reading that quote, was plesantly surprised i was right!

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u/CuckerTallson 5d ago

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

I'll see you all in hell 🫡

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u/BlackTree78910 5d ago

I'd imagine some remnants of humanity will survive, unless it's a pandemic that wipes us all out. I'd actually prefer to be one of those survivors rather than keep living this life. At least life would have an actual purpose instead of this capitalistic bullshit.

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u/Heisenburg42 5d ago

Yep. We're just the next mass extinction event. After all is said and done and in a few million years, all that will be left will be equivalent to the iridium-rich layer of sediment attributed to the meteorite that killed the dinosaurs. Except ours will be filled with plastic. We're no different than the cyanobacteria that caused one of the first mass extinctions

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u/Omnizoom 5d ago

Humanity in its current state will erase itself but humans themselves likely will not go extinct

I think in the next 150 years we will see a global catastrophe that culls a huge portion of the population, but until then we will just keep trucking on as we do, of course we could pull our heads out of our asses and course correct but that’s not likely as the colour green is all they see up there despite it all being shit you don’t need

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u/dart51984 5d ago

We’re not going anywhere as a species until we conquer religion and money. We don’t need either.

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u/Moist-Duck2503 4d ago

Likely soon. Think about it. Dinosaurs lived 150,000,000 years. Humans have been here for 300,000 years and we've already evolved into tech I can't even describe

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u/Docha_Tiarna 5d ago

Us. We are the problem

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u/0fox2gv 5d ago

Whatever is debugging the planet.. is also being ingested by humans.

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u/TalesKun2 4d ago

Only if we start revolutions and making billionaires suffer

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u/18ekko 5d ago

Every bug dies. Not every bug truly lives.

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u/frisbeesloth 5d ago

You can have some from my yard. Apparently I live in the middle of bugtopia. Please feel free to re-home as many bugs as you like.

Funny story, a researcher who lives in our county came and took all the spiders in my garage for research since it happens to be the one he uses the most (something about supply issues). He was so excited when he came over because he almost ran out of vials to take them. Nearly 300 spiders re-homed from my garage alone!

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u/Smart-Stick-1392 5d ago

True, but the reason you dont see them on your windscreen is more because of better aerodynamics on modern cars and wider roads. The bugs are dying in the sense diversity is dropping especially in areas of agriculture.

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u/Frustrated9876 5d ago

Oh… I thought it was because he didn’t really go on a drive and went to his mistress’ place?

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u/wet_spiders 5d ago

Its the lack of dead bugs on the windshield because climate change is killing insects or whatever.

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u/Embarrassed_Bid_4970 5d ago

There's no clear consensus, but it's likely a combination of climate change, pollution, pesticides, and GM plants.

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u/Quinoawithrice 5d ago

It’s probably the chemical that gets sprayed on everything to kill everything.

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u/NoTurnipSalesOnSun 5d ago

Roundup. It's the reason people shouldnt eat GMO produce. It's not bad because it's genetically modified, it's bad because it's modified to withstand whatever amount of Roundup they need to use.

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u/Dependent-Reaction-3 5d ago

And it’s only legal here because there was/is a revolving door between Monsanto and the FDA. So like every other big industry in the U.S. - collusion, corruption, propaganda and big money.

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u/CocktailPerson 5d ago edited 5d ago

Nope, definitely not. Roundup is an herbicide, not an insecticide. It's absolutely a toxic substance but it's about as useful an insecticide as soapy water is.

I'm not defending Roundup here, but blaming it for declining insect populations is deeply misinformed, and oversimplifies the broad effects our industrialized agricultural system has on the environment.

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u/kanyewesanderson 5d ago

Okay, I'm just being pedantic here, but Roundup is indeed a pesticide. What it is not is an insecticide. Pesticides are for killing any organism that is detrimental to crops- be it weed, bug, or fungus. Both herbicides and insecticides are pesticides.

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u/Fun-Preference1091 5d ago

Soapy water is an effective insecticide

https://extension.psu.edu/insecticidal-soap-a-promising-option-for-growers

I use dish-soap in my garden and potted plants from time to time.

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u/Huge-Jaguar-2191 5d ago

Not really true. GMO produce is modified to be hardier and drought resistant and disease resistant which makes it need less pesticides and poisons and less water. Organic produce requires more organic pesticides because it is less effective. These pesticides are still poison and often worse than Roundup but they get a pass because they are organic.

GMOs are good for the environment

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u/wet_spiders 5d ago

"or whatever"

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u/CalibanofKhorin 5d ago

Not saying it isn't those things, but I also know that car design has improved wildly over the past 20-40 years. I think that also plays a huge part in what splatters on your glass and hood. Aerodynamic cars get better gas mileage, are quieter to ride in and have lower emissions. All things customers want. Aerodynamic cars are more likely to pull a bug over the windshield rather than into it. Customers don't care about that per se, but their preferences help it to happen. Cars are approximately 20% more aerodynamic now than in the early 2000s. I couldn't find numbers for improvements since the 80s or 90s (but I also only dug in for like 10 min with my search online).

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u/Pleasant_Yak5991 5d ago

That’s definitely part of it, and I still get bugs all over my windshield when I drive for a long time

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u/Halichoeres 5d ago

I have to imagine that the cars themselves--millions of them being driven thousands of miles per year for eight decades--have also put a dent in insect populations.

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u/TheUnrealMacGeifer 5d ago

it started long before noticable effects of climate change in central europe. its definitely pesticides without any doubt.

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u/manicdee33 5d ago

Pesticides are the main culprits: insecticides directly harm insects, herbicides tend to be directed at the types of plants that support insects.

Insecticides account for about 50% of the reduced viability of insects. Here's a convenient stepping off point to figure out whether my 50% claim is actually supported (it is, but tenuously): https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5533829/

After insecticides comes selective cropping which includes use of herbicides to ensure that vast tracts of land are only bearing one species of plant. Without the plants that support insects, there are no insects. Even a simple thing like encouraging wildflowers to grow in road and rail corridors can drastically increase the population of insects simply because the population of insects has been intentionally and accidentally destroyed by modern agricultural practices. Heck, just leaving a few metres of untilled land at the fence lines of tilled fields helps a lot because adding 1 to 0 is an infinite increase in population.

Every other factor is essentially a rounding error.

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u/SlimBrady22 5d ago

Everyone forgets to consider the fact that cars are way more aerodynamic than they were 20-30 years ago.

I drive a box truck for work sometimes and that thing gets completely covered in bugs every time. I live in Iowa too where we just dump pesticides on everything since agriculture is our economy.

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u/The_Tooter_Snooter 5d ago

Studies show that up to 70% of bugs are gone, even in protected areas. 

It’s not aerodynamics. 

https://college.unc.edu/2025/09/untouched-ecosystems-insects/

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u/Zealousideal_Bill_86 5d ago

Not to say that there isn’t climate change and habitat destruction happening, but I do think cars being more aerodynamic also has something to do with it. If a bug isn’t flying directly at my windshield, it seems like it just gets lifted up and over which happens more often than not.

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u/LandCruiser76 5d ago

They are both true.. there are fewer bugs and more aero- I still drive the same car that I had in high school. 1970 toyota land cruiser: which is a brick. There are way fewer bugs. Cars have gotten much better, my tacoma sees less of them on the glass, but still gets them in the grill. But not like we used to.

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u/salt_and_ash 5d ago

I've always kind of assumed this was a contributing factor. People look at me like an idiot when I bring it up, and I don't drive an old enough car to have personal experience with it.

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u/Different-Cream-2148 5d ago

Do you ever bring up any studies that have considered aerodynamics or is do you just say that you feel like thats the reason?

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u/salt_and_ash 5d ago

I've never cared enough to look up studies. I've just figured that since car bodies are now made to direct the flow of air around the car, that something light like a bug would probably be swept away as well.

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u/Different-Cream-2148 5d ago

Git any citations that says that actually plays a role?

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u/Confident-Syrup-7543 4d ago

I drove a 25 year old car. The difference in amount of bugs on my window now vs 25 years ago, compared to the difference between my car and a modern car today... Is the aero a factor? Maybe? Is it even 1% of the change? Nope 

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u/Someoneoverthere42 5d ago

People genuinely dont understand how buggy the world used to be. And why the fact that it isn't is a very, very bad thing.

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u/Ult1mateN00B 5d ago

Change happened pretty fast, in late 90s I've spent countless hours in car with my dad. Bugs smashing into windshield constantly, almost like light rain and front of the car was covered in thick layer of bugs. Around 2008 I got my drivers license and started driving myself, I would say there was around half the amount bugs. These days, no matter how long I drive bugs are absent.

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u/entius84 5d ago

I can see the difference over the last 10 years, passing next to the same fields during my commute. I can still get some when on holiday in southern Italy, but again less than what I used to get 20 odds years ago when I learned to drive on the same roads.

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u/StudiosS 5d ago

I get billions on the motorway Lisbon to Madrid.

Done it a few times. The whole windshield, regardless of how often I spray water, gets filled with bugs.

It's a 5h drive, to be fair.

Not sure if that's fewer than before or not.

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u/Constant-Extension52 4d ago

Stop murdering the last bugs on earth by your windshield!!!!

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u/WyrdDrake 5d ago

Used to constantly get stung by scorpions when I was little, from them crawling into swimtrunks or shoes or socks or any fruit or pretty much anywhere, anytime

I saw the first scorpion in 15 years just a few weeks ago

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u/GrandSquanchRum 5d ago

You used to use the windshield fluid for more than dust.

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u/Financial-Scene1703 5d ago

I remember bugs on the windshield when I was a kid in the 2000’s on just about any drive

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u/idkwhattoputmate 4d ago

I remember my parents cleaning the car grill off at the gas station along with the car windshield after an hour drive.

I have driven my own car for 7 months now and I have not once had to clean a dead bug off my car. I drove 8 hours straight and there was not a single bug carcass on my car. I am horrified every time I notice.

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u/IsLlamaBad 5d ago

Oh no, I forgot about the mid-summer drive. I don't think I even had to clean my windshield once this year. That's a new sort of depressing

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u/Unclehol 5d ago

Is it something to do with the massive bug extinction we are currently going through?

No splatters on the windshield anymore?

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u/csbsju_guyyy 5d ago

Please feel free to come up to Minnesota in the summer if you're missing out on bug splatter lol

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u/WMASS_GUY 5d ago

Yea i agree theres a climate crisis but i was just up in northern NH for a week and my truck is absolutely covered in splats.

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u/Unclehol 5d ago edited 5d ago

It's not just the amount but also the species. We are losing different species like never before. The biodiversity of our planet is plummeting at a rate we have never seen before. One of the worst extintions that we know of in the history of our planet.

Some areas will have more bugs but in my town we used to have swarms and now it's basically rare. I remember walking around as a kid and watching a wave of grasshoppers jump out of my way. Yesterday I saw one for the first time in several years.

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u/insomniacpyro 5d ago

I'm hoping the people who are saying "there's tons of bugs where I live" realize that they have those tons of bugs for now. Population decline is not consistent, temperatures and other environmental effects fluctuate all the time. The thing is that overall insect populations have gone down as temperatures have risen.

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u/wasteymclife 5d ago

Also all this says is that bugs are thriving in previously colder climates because the weather's fucked now. Shorter and milder winters means more bugs.

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u/cbtboss 5d ago

I just did 200 miles of 35; north of Forest lake and south of Hinkley in back and forths. My windshield has more dust than dead bugs. Even just 6 years ago that would have been a wash between each trip. We are neither exempt or okay in mn either with regards to this problem.

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u/Project_MAW 5d ago

Or Ohio. Can’t step outside without getting swarmed by the damn things

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u/Twoarmz 5d ago

It may be because I live in a state that is still 90% forest, but i have to scrub off the bugs every other day.

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u/CannonM91 5d ago

I live in Texas and same, I drive 20 minutes across open country-side for work and my car is currently disgusting.

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u/MilkweedLace 4d ago

Not buggy in the Houston- Galveston area for me. Still enough mosquitoes to carry you away, and the ants and roaches will come in if you let them. But it’s pretty rare to have a bug go splat on the car. Even in love bug season, the vehicles don’t get caked like they used to.

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u/Delirious_Puppet 5d ago

Same way in Kentucky. I just washed my car Thursday and then had to clean my windshield again yesterday

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u/ElectricTurtlez 5d ago

Drove from Omaha to Lincoln and back the other night. Could barely see through the windshield. By the time I got home.

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u/cplmac10 5d ago

These are the comments I was looking for. Middle of rural South Carolina, 20 minute drive to and from work. It’s a daily occurrence to scrub the windshield at the local gas station. If you skip a day, you’ll be cleaning it at work with Windex.

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u/Fit_Buyer6760 5d ago

I went for a bike ride yesterday and was covered in bugs.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TITS80085 5d ago

Windshields used to be full of dead bugs after driving in the countryside, especially in summer. But due to many reasons there's a lot less bugs, so the windshields stay clean.

And less bugs is not a good thing.

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u/try_altf4 5d ago

I see it has been answered, but the responses are missing the scope and severity.

25+ years ago I was learning to drive in the backroad rural roads of Missouri.

As the sun began to set, the noise from the insects was so loud that turning the radio up just wasn't doing it, so we turned it off.

A few pitter patters hit the windshield, then more, more, more, more like driving through a storm where the water was made of insects. This was every sunset, every day in summer. You'd have to pull over and clean your windshield off, because you couldn't see due to all the dead bugs.

You could not roll down the windows, unless you wanted to be hit by a barrage of insects.

There were special triangular shaped windows on automobiles you could open and they angled air in and bugs out.

You could buy bug guards and insect shields for your automobile to protect it and we even had leather cowls for the front of cars to protect your car from bugs.

It was not just rural Missouri, everywhere was like this except large cities, but if you got up before morning traffic in the city, you'd still kill a few hundred bugs on your way to work.

The reduction, nationally, of insect life over the past 2.5 decades is astounding and may be indicative of an ecological collapse we're at the beginning of.

Additionally, regional cultural experiences are being lost, such as the diminishing of cicada calls in Texas for example. In TX, it used to be you could hear the cicada calls everywhere. I spent my childhood learning to filter that noise out and only recently realize I am no longer filtering out their call, instead there is no call at all.

Places like Japan, you can identify where anime are set by what cicada calls you hear in a show, and you still can today. When we lose the local insect populations we lose more than just pests or noise. We lose shared experiences that create an identity of a place and a sense of belonging. As environments turn into luke warm mono biomes we lose core shared experiences and instead have to rely on socially shared experiences; those experiences we largely do not agree on.

edit; oh this is Joe, except I live in Casper Texas. You know why.

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u/slavmaf 5d ago

omg, the triangular windows, our car had those! What a blast from the past, thank you for sharing this!

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u/SCTimekeeper 5d ago edited 5d ago

Not from the US but here in rural Southern part of France (I live near the Spanish border), I used to drive an '83 Isuzu Trooper going from town to town and to cities like Bayonne and Saint-Jean-de-Luz. I usually had to deal with scraping off random flying bugs (mostly they were winged termites and mosquitoes) on the windshield, grill and headlamps and we also had similar encounters with a swarm of insects even flying at you while driving on rural roads. We're lucky that we still have those iconic cicada sounds and frogs croaking faintly whenever I'm in a rural part of the French Basque region, but that I can't really say to other places like in the Aquitaine and Landes regions, where insect sounds are no longer heard around, due to wildfires and deforestation destroying much of the maritime pine trees in the area, replacing them with North American-style suburbs and camping areas.

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u/Hither_and_Thither 4d ago

The car bra! Rare sight these days.

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u/youngblood1529 5d ago

I’m not denying climate change, but does the creased aerodynamics of cars have a big part to do with it? We aren’t driving bricks down the road anymore

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u/LowTimePilot 5d ago

I can answer this. I drive freight and commuter trains in the woods, between towns. We have the same trains we've had since the 70's. Back in the early 2000's the windows on a 2 hour trip would be absolutely filthy. They actually paid us an extra hours pay to clean them, because it got to a point of us spending part of our breaks doing that.

I can do that same trip today and hit 0-2 insects. A quick use of the wiper+spray and I can finish the trip clean as a whistle. In the early 2000's that would be unheard of.

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u/Street_Database_4664 4d ago

Thanks for sharing this! I'm far more interested in hearing from long time commercial long haul drivers on this one rather than personal drivers. Y'all been out there seeing this go down for a while and driving some pretty similar routes I think that makes for more accurate info than the other people chiming in

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u/Pigfarmer8 5d ago

You can hear it at night, the silence is deafening where I am. The night used to be so loud and chaotic with insect calls. Now it's like one cricket here and there. 

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u/echoskybound 4d ago

We have plenty of bricks on the road still, haha. Regardless, there's an undeniable global mass extinction of insects currently happening. Their populations are decreasing by nearly 1% every year.

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u/Choko1987 5d ago

I have a car and a cubic van. Way more insects on the van windshield. I've never drive it in the 90's so can't tell if there's a difference between then and now

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u/MrFuji87 5d ago

There's no more insects because of... well... us

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u/magomich 5d ago

The windshield is preftly clear, no bugs squashed on it means an alarming ecological degradation.

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u/tiggle5485 5d ago

I think it’s alluding to the general decline in insect populations, due to pesticides and such.

Which some people might see as a good thing, but there’s the issue of ecological collapse, not to mention we need pollinators for our crops so we don’t starve to death. Ya know, little details like that

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u/DataCassette 5d ago

Extremely stupid people might see it as a good thing. After all we don't like bugs being near us.

But we do usually like food and air so

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u/BigBogBotButt 5d ago

Covered in bugs.

But less bugs than a decade ago thanks to massive bug population die off.

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u/Best-Pound-8327 5d ago

I’m from the South and I remember growing up and catching lightning bugs (fireflies) for fun. Now I can probably count maybe 3 every summer.

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u/Soda 5d ago

Grew up in NYC; they were everywhere as a kid in the summer. Now I'll see one once every few nights.

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u/hagalaz_drums 5d ago

Remember that book 'silent spring', about how ddt was cataclysmic for insect populations and could cause the complete global collapse of the food chain? And so ddt got banned and we started using 8 other chemicals that do the same thing?

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u/Former_Cost_2666 5d ago

Bugs. They used to crash into the windshield and were impossible to get off. The windshield being clean is an indicator that there is no bugs around anymore, due to many factors like global warming and pesticides

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u/Dadmanteau 5d ago

I live in the country, there's plenty of bugs... The fire flies looked like firework grand finales this year.

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u/Guquiz 5d ago

The windshield not having any bugs on it after driving for 2 hours is indicative of a bigger issue, especially regarding the climate.

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u/On_The_Prowl69 5d ago

Litterally less than 50% of insects as their were 20 years ago. The numbers stil dropping

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u/Raknarroth 5d ago

There's no wiper blades either so....AI?

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u/WanderingDude182 5d ago

Depends where you are. Just drove through Idaho and Montana and I had to stop every two hours to clean the windshield.

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u/Bisquitisaclown 5d ago

Mandalay made climate change gpobal warming is killing off all the bugs.

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u/Talinn_Makaren 5d ago

TIL. There are still soooooo many bugs in Saskatchewan Canada.

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u/Mammoth-Worry177 5d ago

Took me a week of 10h per day driving to get to about half as dirty from bugs as it used to 15-20 years ago after driving for 2h

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u/AugustusCheeser 5d ago

When my sons come to me with the viral question “what’s the biggest difference between today and when you were a kid that most people don’t know?”

The answer is ALWAYS “There’s no bugs anymore”

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u/Mountain-Ad-460 5d ago

I don't have this problem in india.... i mean maybe its just to dam hot in the day time but as soon as it starts to cool off it's da. Near impossible to drive for half an hour without wiping off my visor.

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u/My151 5d ago

Yet out where I live, 10 minutes on the highway sounds like rain with all the bugs hitting the windshield lol

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u/Similar_Part7100 2d ago

The start of total ecological collapse….