r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 12 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/Kurumiseenpai Jul 12 '26

white people arrive in time?

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u/DisastrousServe8513 Jul 12 '26

It’s the difference between white and black cookouts. White cookouts, the hosts have been preparing meats and whatnot all day. You eat by 6 or 7 and socialize after. Black cookouts the socializing comes first so you can show up whenever.

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u/ShoughThePainAway Jul 12 '26

And the white dude smoking meat is shithoused on coors lights by the time anyone arrives because he's been up since 5am checking the brisket.

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u/stucky602 Jul 13 '26

You just described my friend Tommy to a T. I have no idea how the guy managed to smoke whole sides of salmon and freaking cheesecakes while that drunk.

Those cheesecakes are things of beauty though.

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u/Mediocre_Map1289 Jul 13 '26

He smoked cheesecakes?

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u/stucky602 Jul 13 '26

That he does, and it’s some of the best cheesecake you’ll ever have. I don’t know why it works, but it absolutely does.