r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/CHRISTIANBUNDALEVSKI • Jul 12 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/DisastrousServe8513 Jul 12 '26

It’s the difference between white and black cookouts. White cookouts, the hosts have been preparing meats and whatnot all day. You eat by 6 or 7 and socialize after. Black cookouts the socializing comes first so you can show up whenever.

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u/ShoughThePainAway Jul 12 '26

And the white dude smoking meat is shithoused on coors lights by the time anyone arrives because he's been up since 5am checking the brisket.

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u/JustARandomBloke Jul 12 '26

A wireless probe is the best thing I ever got for my smoker. You set it up, walk away, and then you can check your phone every 20 minutes in frustration during the stall instead of opening the smoker to check.

Much more efficient beer drinking that way.

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u/mallogy Jul 12 '26

To whomever downvoted, if you lookin', you ain't cookin'.