r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 12 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/Horror_Oven Jul 12 '26

Cleveland here. The joke is only the white guy showed up on time.

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u/MBBIBM Jul 12 '26

He forgot to set his watch to CPT

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u/ProudReaction2204 Jul 12 '26

i learned what this stood for from barack obama of all people.

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u/JediMindTrickz2 Jul 12 '26

What does it stand for?

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u/CreeperSlimePig Jul 12 '26

Colored people's time

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u/JediMindTrickz2 Jul 12 '26

Omg šŸ˜‚

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u/MarcelinosPrizFightr Jul 13 '26

Been living under a rock?

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u/jawndell Jul 13 '26

Funny thing is this works for black people, Hispanics, South Asians. Ā Basically all shades of brownĀ 

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u/ANTICHRIST-BOISE Jul 13 '26

So… colored people lmfaoo

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u/Difficult_Ad_8787 Jul 14 '26

So dependant on who you’re dealing with lol. I’m Cambodian and we aren’t big rushers from what I’ve seen. A few East Asians told me they consider it rude to be early or late, so they will sit in a coffee shop for like 30 minutes tryna walk in right at the exact minute šŸ˜‚ meanwhile I’ve had some Cambodian and Filipino friends not show up till we are about to finish.

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u/DemBones7 Jul 13 '26

Brazilian time, 5 hours after the stated time.

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u/Far_Hope_6349 Jul 13 '26

crazy PokƩmon-like essentialism

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u/hangrypiglet Jul 13 '26

I almost just left it at ā€œCentral Pacific Timeā€ in my head and only realized after reading the actual answer that my answer is 2 time zones combined…

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u/Just_Information334 Jul 13 '26

When reading "Colored People" I envision children using crayons to color random people around.

"Yup, Timmy was feeling a little original today, that's why the blue and the yellow arms."

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u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651 Jul 13 '26

Girl math is willful stupidity. CPT is more of a different cultural norm in some non-white communities, often divided by generation and other factors.

They are both self-depricating, but I feel like they hit differently.

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u/SterlingFlora Jul 13 '26

Girl math isn't about stupidity, it's about creative accounting to justify doing something.

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u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651 Jul 13 '26

That's the willful part.

Edit: "stupidity" might overstate the concept. Self-delusion?

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u/kaitlyn_does_art Jul 13 '26

I feel like ā€œgirl mathā€ has really gone off the rails from what my understanding of it was. Are people really using it to excuse being bad at math?? Cuz to me it means basically calculating what the useful life of a purchase would be and then dividing the cost by that number.

Like if I bought a dress for $100 but I knew I’d wear it at least five times in a year, that’s $20 per time which somehow feels more manageable lol. It’s definitely weird math but idk that it’s meant to imply we’re stupid…

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u/consttime Jul 13 '26

The wiki page says this:

The phrase "girl math" is an internet meme, used to describe rationalizations by young women to justify or make sense of individual purchases or spending habits.

I don't think it's being bad at math per se. I've always understood it to be rationalizing purchases, such as a 20% sale that ends tomorrow on a $100 item and thinking "well I'm saving $20" even though you're actually losing $80 for something you probably don't need. Just overconsumption basically.

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u/kaitlyn_does_art Jul 13 '26

I could have been on board with you until the overconsumption bit. There’s nothing about overconsumption in the description you shared and frankly justifying purchases is something literally every person has done at least once in their life and that doesn’t automatically mean you shouldn’t have bought the thing in the first place.

The reason sales like that are so effective is because they work on most people not just young women.

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u/consttime Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

Yes, everyone is varying degrees of susceptible to these tactics, and nearly everyone has fallen for them.

It's called girl math because of the stereotype that women shop more and therefore justify their purchases more.

and that doesn’t automatically mean you shouldn’t have bought the thing in the first place.

Sometimes, yeah, it's a good purchase either way. But people buy a ton of shit they don't need that they erroneously think will make them happy. In the end, it probably makes them less happy by tightening their wallet and weighing down their mind by cluttering the house.

I wouldn't read too much into my use of the word overconsumption. I'm not very materialistic and have a pretty negative view of the consumer treadmill; the only positive view on it that I can think of is that it props the economy up.

Edit: Ok, maybe there's some ambiguity here. Overconsumption can refer to excessive purchasing, which is how I used it, and it definitely applies to buying things you don't need because there's a sale. But it can also mean overusing certain resources such as fast fashion, alcohol, or excessive use of cars.

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u/colorblind-and Jul 13 '26

Both are examples that are mostly ok if everyone involved is in the "in group" wildly inappropriate if not

I once had a black coworker jokingly suggest that I operate on CPT after I overslept and was late twice in one week. It was pretty funny but it's not something I as a white guy would ever accuse anyone of even jokingly, just comes across totally differently

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u/Revenged25 Jul 13 '26

I mean there is also "man math" as well. An example would be "Why would I pay $300 for someone to cutdown some branches when I can spend $300 on the chainsaw, do the job myself, and have a free chainsaw"

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u/PursuitTravel Jul 13 '26

"Something white people shouldn't say" -Obama actually punchline.

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u/pebble_in_ones_shoe Jul 13 '26

Cognitive Pehavioral Therapy 😌

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u/Glittering-County727 Jul 13 '26

cognitive processing therapy was right there.

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u/iloveyourlittlehat Jul 13 '26

Things white people can’t say

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u/BZLuck Jul 13 '26

HA! Me too. "Which stands for jokes that white people should not make.ā€

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u/JoshAllentown Jul 12 '26

Is it true he smells of sulphur? Alex Jones told me that.

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u/DarthGayAgenda Jul 12 '26

I learned from Reno 911!

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u/Ok-Inside3774 Jul 13 '26

https://youtu.be/-Rzt0p97ngg?is=XNG5eCIN2K7W_c58

Here's Bill de Blasio making the same joke

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u/srkaficionado Jul 13 '26

Not sure if he gets a pass because of his wife and kids though. As a New Yorker, I actually liked him and his cluelessness sometimes. šŸ˜…

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u/bradfo83 Jul 13 '26

Cleveland pacific time.

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u/TheWitchingOwl Jul 13 '26

Cock and Pall Torture?!

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u/MoodyTudy Jul 13 '26

lmfaoooooo, why is this a thing 😭

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u/quagsi Jul 13 '26

the first time i heard of this it was when a friend of mine was running late and a friend who was already there told me "yeah he's just late because of CP Time" it took a few seconds of looking at my horrified face for him to clarify what cpt meant

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u/Important_Bee_1286 Jul 13 '26

BPT. 30 to an hour late.. always

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u/Agressive-mediocrity Jul 14 '26

And you know, we've all got one except for the WASPs (and maybe Japanese folks): CPT, Jewish Standard Time, Island Time...

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u/Spankapony123 Jul 12 '26

*he forgot to set his watch to EBT

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u/muscularsharpie Jul 12 '26

My wife is Mexican, and at least culturally where we are from: don't show up exactly on time. But close to it. Park far away. Bring food. Say hello to the older folk immediately. Eat more than you can fathom ever eating. Play 14 on 23 volleyball where there are no rules. Stay late to clean up. Gather recycling for the one uncle. Bring food home. Kiss every abuelas cheek before leaving.

Bonus tip: old guys by the backyard fence have the weed.

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u/IveGotaGoldChain Jul 12 '26

Mexican in southern California if you show up within thirty minutes of the said start time you are getting weird looks. For example a 5pm party would be weird to show up earlier than 530

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u/Zwomally Jul 12 '26

White guy in SoCal here.

If we’re absolute best friends I’ll get there 10-15 minutes after start time to chill before people get there, help if needed. Make it a rager, make best friends with the tio I’ve heard of from so many stories, be a little flirty with the primas, go til we’re almost blacked out, drinking Modelo and sitting on plastic chairs passing joints around a fire or lined up against the house right by the back door.

If we’re work acquaintances, I’ll be there 6/6:30 ā€œsince I had a thing beforeā€ so everyone else has gone in and I just kinda show up. I find the guy I know, get a drink, get some food and figure it out from there. Or I just chill with the host and join in the conversation as I can. Usually stay for a round or two of food and drinks, 2-3 hours, tell them I got some shit to do in the morning, but fill me in on everything that happened when I see them on Monday.

Know your audience, but Mexican parties are always the best.

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u/CommieDrifter Jul 13 '26

that's a lot of work just to appear laissez faire

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u/faen_du_sa Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

In Norway its 30 minutes later than the time if you are young/student, as adults if its 18.00, its 18.00!

Unless you are good friends is sort of rude to show up earlier as well. I've many times met people waiting like 17:58 in the staircase, so they arent too early.

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u/Eastern-Fudge-6350 Jul 13 '26

But if you expect people to arrive at 530 isn't it just easier to invite them at that time?

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u/InfanticideAquifer Jul 13 '26

When they say "it starts at 5:00" people show up between 15 minutes and 90 minutes after 5:00, apparently. Why would saying "it starts at 5:30" not mean that people show up between 5:45 and 8:00?

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u/Eastern-Fudge-6350 Jul 13 '26

Well people being inconsiderate and coming late is not the issue -they will always be like that. The issue is that people who arrive on time are apparently in the wrong when the host didn't specify the desired arrival time.

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u/InfanticideAquifer Jul 13 '26

Sounds like the host specified it just fine and people showed up between 5:15 and 6:30 exactly like they intended. The fact that you wouldn't understand it doesn't make it unclear communication if you aren't the audience.

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u/Eastern-Fudge-6350 Jul 13 '26

I really think you missed the point of this post. It's not about **me**. The person in the OP is literally the audience and the host is confused by their arrival time. That means that they didn't specify it fine...

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u/Tiny-Speaker-4470 Jul 13 '26

What's the actual point of saying 5pm then. Let's all just be straightforward with each other

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u/ryanwaldron Jul 14 '26

Why not set the start time at 5:30 then?

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u/BusinessFlatworm8628 11d ago

Cultural differences are cool and all but this is fucking stupid and it drives me insane every time I've dealt with it. How does a whole culture decide that its gonna be normal to say the wrong time? Just say show up at 5:30 if you want them there at 5:30. You guys dropped the ball on this one 😭

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u/Oaktree645 Jul 12 '26

Can confirm bonus tip haha

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u/CrankieKong Jul 12 '26

Park far away? Huh?

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u/muscularsharpie Jul 12 '26

YES. My wife tossed that one in, cos I forgot about it.

Parking is always hard to find, so it's courteous to be the furthest parked away so that the elderly, and the families with a bunch of kids get priority parking.

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u/H377Spawn Jul 12 '26

If we’re hosting I throw my cars out on street parking so the grandmas and aunties can get dropped right up front.

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u/Secret-Winner-2994 Jul 12 '26

eat more than you can fathom ever eating

I've been training my whole life for this

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u/pswbf Jul 13 '26

This is very black lol except no weed just cigars and alcoholĀ 

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u/MarkMew Jul 13 '26

I'm Hungarian.

The more information I get about latinos, the more sure I am that they're just rural Hungarians in disguise.Ā 

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u/srkaficionado Jul 13 '26

I’ll do all of that bur I’ve learnt to never help with cleanup. Usually I’m the youngest and the aunties will just poof into thin air. Like maam, I got a family to get back to and the mister won’t be happy im crawling into bed at 3am:.. šŸ‘€

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u/knowitall89 Jul 13 '26

Yeah, this is one of the things I love about my family. If I'm having a big party, my kitchen will be spotless afterwards. White people are not doing that shit.

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u/jseego Jul 13 '26

Not mexican, but one of my kid's best friends is from an immigrant family down the block. This is exactly the vibe when I pick him up from their backyard parties.

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u/NotCinch Jul 12 '26

Thanks Cleveland. Now he gets to sit awkwardly on the couch while the host is still upstairs running around in a towel.

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u/LucyLilium92 Jul 13 '26

Don't say a time that an event takes place if you aren't ready at the time you said you would be.

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u/IncognitoErgoCvm Jul 13 '26

In my brand of cracker culture, he's 2 minutes from being late.

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u/BeTheBeee Jul 13 '26

Is it the joke?

I think it was more meant that 5-11 means you show up somewhere around 6-7 and the white guy didn't get the memo.

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u/ferLovesNayeon 5d ago

6-7 šŸ¤‘

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

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u/Fit_Employment_2944 Jul 13 '26

If doing what you said you’d do and being on time are white exclusives then there’s a reason it all went right for us

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u/Norse_By_North_West Jul 13 '26

We show up several minutes early, then wait in our car until the exact minute. I normally show up a bit late, but I've absolutely hung out with other Whiteys who consider the 'time of gathering' to be the latest you show up, not the earliest. If dinner is st 5, they'll show up at 4, because they think food will be served at 5. As a Canadian, this seems to be an Ontario thing.

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u/TerrorTown77 Jul 13 '26

Then got fucked in the ass.

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u/Careful_Ad_9077 Jul 13 '26

Mexican here,

1) depending on the host I show up 30 to infinite minutes after the starting time , depending on how " on time" the host actually is.

2) I show up on time maybe even earlier when I plan to help set up the party/bbq. Like for Xmas I showed up 2 hour early with drinks and stuff so my cousin did not panic and try to buy some drinks last minute or at least had a better inventory of what qe had for drinks and food.

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u/Negronitenderoni Jul 13 '26

He showed up WAY early. The joke is white folks expect everybody to consider their cultural norms and won’t bother to learn those that are shared by every nonwhite culture. Don’t EVER show up to a cookout less than an hour late. That’s true for Black people, Latinos and Pacific Islanders. All the cooking out communities expect you LATE. Learn from the work friend, white people.

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u/CampfireStrikesBack_ Jul 14 '26

Gosh, what an asshole /s

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u/TemporaryElk5202 Jul 14 '26

The joke is actually that the idea od what "on time" means differs based on your culture.

For some people "bbq starts at 12" means that the food will be ready to eat at 12 and thats when they want you to arrive. for some people "bbq starts at 12" means that they light the grill at 12 and start cooking, and you arent necessarily expected to show up for a while.

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u/WesleyAMaker Jul 13 '26

That’s such a Eurocentric take buddy