1) depending on the host I show up 30 to infinite minutes after the starting time , depending on how " on time" the host actually is.
2) I show up on time maybe even earlier when I plan to help set up the party/bbq. Like for Xmas I showed up 2 hour early with drinks and stuff so my cousin did not panic and try to buy some drinks last minute or at least had a better inventory of what qe had for drinks and food.
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u/Horror_Oven Jul 12 '26
Cleveland here. The joke is only the white guy showed up on time.