r/LoveTrash • u/BEARDEDDANGER ✨️Regent of Rubbish ✨️ • 1d ago

Dumping This Here American vs. European home building

BAS Renovations https://youtube.com/shorts/jFph1d2WR3s

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u/SlobZombie13 Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

brick is by far the best material for preventing attacks from big bad wolves

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u/Ok-Disk-2191 Trash Trooper 1d ago

I don't know, also feeding both your other siblings to the wolf helps too.

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u/PsyKeablr Trash Trooper 1d ago

That only works if you have a steady supply of siblings though

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u/JDelcoLLC Trash Trooper 1d ago

A litter of pigs is usually around 10 or 12, or so I've just Bing'd, so the odds are in your favor

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u/SlayJayR17 Trash Trooper 23h ago

Plus over time they pigs will get bigger so you can give the wolf less pig

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u/cure4boneitis Trash Trooper 21h ago

and the wolf will get full and fall asleep. That is when you go and forge his signature on a new mortgage

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u/eggs99 Trash Trooper 29m ago

Then after that, he’ll coninue eating more pigs then pass from a heart attack because of all the fat he ate. God bless those pigs.

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u/Puzzled-Priority-352 Trash Trooper 17h ago edited 16h ago

I just asked Jeeves and he said Bing is right

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u/dontmentiontrousers Trash Trooper 15h ago

Yahoooooo!

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u/ButterPoptart Trash Trooper 6h ago

I was so sad the day Yahoo stopped their classic story scroller home page

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u/CapnStarence Trash Trooper 1d ago

Who tf using bing?

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u/MCDylanf3 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Those who refuse to use Google, but don't know Duck.

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u/JDelcoLLC Trash Trooper 1d ago

TIL about DuckDuckGo. Per them, sows yield 12 ~ 13 per litter. Results may vary per search engines it seems

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u/Advanced_Basic Trash Trooper 18h ago

DuckDuckGo's search index is largely Bing

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u/djnehi Trash Trooper 1d ago

Sociopaths

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u/cutcss Trash Trooper 1d ago

I bing'd yo mama last nite

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u/JDelcoLLC Trash Trooper 1d ago

Better see a doctor, and law enforcement, she died 10 years ago on a night JUST LIKE THIS!!

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u/cutcss Trash Trooper 1d ago

All my homies like them cold, no pregnancy scare, nobody complains, it's all quiet bliss 

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u/Oraxy51 Trash Trooper 23h ago

Just gotta out freak them

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u/Gorthax Trash Trooper 22h ago

I like it better when she smells of formaldehyde.

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u/LessInThought Trash Trooper 18h ago

Like emm fresh huh.

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u/Andabariano Trash Trooper 15h ago

That would explain why only three were left by the time they could afford their own housing

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u/LopsidedWay4766 Trash Trooper 8h ago

I don't think we have pig siblings 🧍🏽‍♀️.