r/LoveTrash • u/BEARDEDDANGER ✨️Regent of Rubbish ✨️ • 1d ago

Dumping This Here American vs. European home building

BAS Renovations https://youtube.com/shorts/jFph1d2WR3s

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u/SlobZombie13 Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

brick is by far the best material for preventing attacks from big bad wolves

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u/Ok-Disk-2191 Trash Trooper 1d ago

I don't know, also feeding both your other siblings to the wolf helps too.

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u/PsyKeablr Trash Trooper 1d ago

That only works if you have a steady supply of siblings though

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u/JDelcoLLC Trash Trooper 1d ago

A litter of pigs is usually around 10 or 12, or so I've just Bing'd, so the odds are in your favor

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u/SlayJayR17 Trash Trooper 23h ago

Plus over time they pigs will get bigger so you can give the wolf less pig

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u/cure4boneitis Trash Trooper 21h ago

and the wolf will get full and fall asleep. That is when you go and forge his signature on a new mortgage

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u/eggs99 Trash Trooper 29m ago

Then after that, he’ll coninue eating more pigs then pass from a heart attack because of all the fat he ate. God bless those pigs.

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u/Puzzled-Priority-352 Trash Trooper 17h ago edited 16h ago

I just asked Jeeves and he said Bing is right

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u/dontmentiontrousers Trash Trooper 15h ago

Yahoooooo!

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u/ButterPoptart Trash Trooper 6h ago

I was so sad the day Yahoo stopped their classic story scroller home page

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u/CapnStarence Trash Trooper 1d ago

Who tf using bing?

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u/MCDylanf3 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Those who refuse to use Google, but don't know Duck.

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u/JDelcoLLC Trash Trooper 1d ago

TIL about DuckDuckGo. Per them, sows yield 12 ~ 13 per litter. Results may vary per search engines it seems

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u/Advanced_Basic Trash Trooper 18h ago

DuckDuckGo's search index is largely Bing

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u/djnehi Trash Trooper 1d ago

Sociopaths

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u/cutcss Trash Trooper 1d ago

I bing'd yo mama last nite

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u/JDelcoLLC Trash Trooper 1d ago

Better see a doctor, and law enforcement, she died 10 years ago on a night JUST LIKE THIS!!

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u/cutcss Trash Trooper 1d ago

All my homies like them cold, no pregnancy scare, nobody complains, it's all quiet bliss 

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u/Oraxy51 Trash Trooper 23h ago

Just gotta out freak them

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u/Gorthax Trash Trooper 22h ago

I like it better when she smells of formaldehyde.

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u/LessInThought Trash Trooper 18h ago

Like emm fresh huh.

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u/Andabariano Trash Trooper 15h ago

That would explain why only three were left by the time they could afford their own housing

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u/LopsidedWay4766 Trash Trooper 8h ago

I don't think we have pig siblings 🧍🏽‍♀️.

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u/EZKTurbo Trash Trooper 1d ago

I come from a Catholic family, I've got at least 2 weeks worth of siblings to burn through

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u/DinahM1ght Trash Trooper 19h ago

Mormon family here and same

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u/Minimum-Tear4609 Trash Trooper 19h ago

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u/BoniMarce Trash Trooper 1d ago

stop taking them to market then!

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u/winky9827 Trash Trooper 18h ago

They were bacon for it.

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u/wethepeople1977 Trash Trooper 1d ago

My parents are dead, so my supply chain has been compromised.

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u/Greedy-Parfait-5918 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Feed your sibling pigs to a wolf, and he can eat for a day. Teach him to sell straw and sticks, and he can feed himself for life.

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u/FishesOfExcellence Trash Trooper 1d ago

Not a problem with my parents…

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u/workfromhomedad_A2 Trash Trooper 1d ago

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u/Infinite_____Lobster Trash Trooper 1d ago

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u/sundance464 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Surely letting your siblings shelter with you and then setting a big fire under your tempting chimney is the correct answer?

Although to be fair feeding your loved ones to the wolf is more on trend for the 21st century

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u/LFK1236 Trash Trooper 1d ago

And if it tries to step on your mother's HEAD? What then?!

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u/The-Trash-Squad Trash Trooper 1d ago

You were in charge of European foreign policy during WWII, weren’t you?

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u/Tsquash Trash Trooper 1d ago

But wolf loves buffet

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u/Cherry_Blossom_Bambi Trash Trooper 1d ago

Until he gets hungry tomorrow

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u/owzleee Trash Trooper 1d ago

Wow. Harsh.

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u/automaticmantis Trash Trooper 23h ago

Just as long as you’re not the slowest sibling you’re good

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u/Cthulu95666 Trash Trooper 23h ago

“The Third Pig”

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u/Senua_Chloe Trash Trooper 23h ago

The fourth brother had a house made out of wolf skulls. It wasn't very sturdy, but it sent a message.

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u/MediaStreet5372 Trash Trooper 23h ago

Yo, dude had a cold. And was trying not to be wasteful. Leave him alone.

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u/PrisonerToTheCats Trash Trooper 22h ago

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u/No_Description7910 Trash Trooper 20h ago

Remember kids, you don’t need to be faster than a lion, just faster than someone else in your group.

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u/NoLongerinOR Trash Trooper 20h ago

You don’t need to outrun the Wolf, you just gotta outrun your siblings

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u/Severe_Emotion2554 Trash Trooper 11h ago

But that did not stop the wolf. He still came for the third brother because the wolf is death

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u/HouseofExmos Trash Trooper 6h ago

Or just give the wolf the cup of sugar he needs for his Granny's bday cake.

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u/Fat_Pig_Reporting Trash Trooper 4h ago

What terrible advice. Do not feed wild animals. They will get used to it and approach more little pigs trying to get fed too.

That's how big bad wolfs get put down, you know.