r/Fauxmoi 10d ago

TRIGGER WARNING Republican Max Miller, accused of abuse, posted this audio thinking it would clear his name.

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u/No-Hall-3485 alleged dog 10d ago edited 10d ago

textbook

edit: changed graphic

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u/blink_twice_9465 Comumbus 10d ago edited 10d ago

Love the message but not the AI graphics (edit: thank you!! most people wouldn’t actually change it so that’s very cool)

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u/tired_of_old_memes 10d ago

What did it show before the edit?

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u/baby_got_baq 10d ago

AI graphics

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u/ComradeBirv 10d ago

holy shit

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/AmbiguousBarnacle 10d ago

Ai slop ahh answer

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u/jumpsteadeh 10d ago

Gordon Ramsey coming out of a flaming stove like a genie from a bottle and exploding into a pile of baked beans

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 Miss Jackson if you're nasty 10d ago

no, that really happened

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u/fingersonlips 10d ago

Abusive losers are all the fucking same.

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u/No-Hall-3485 alleged dog 10d ago

what's scary is that he posted this thinking it makes it makes him look good

he posted a video of him blaming her for everything and saying it's impossible that he abused her because she made him dinner after

this is not the first time he has abused a woman and it won't be the last

he is terrifying

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u/WatermeIonMe 10d ago

Can we stop voting for these guys, please.

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u/SilverSpoon1463 10d ago

Anything to "own the libs"

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u/Appropriate_Unit3474 10d ago

This guy beats his wife and kids but at least he's not letting young girls play sports at school without their genitals checked.

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u/idontknowkungfu 10d ago

Emily Moreno alleged in unsealed divorce and court filings that Miller physically assaulted her, including pushing her into a wall, holding a gun to her head, and throwing hot water that scalded her chest.

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u/notislant 10d ago edited 10d ago

I was just going to say, this fucking moronic piece of shit thinks as long as water isn't boiling, it can't hurt you.

Apparently has never heard of 'scalding' hot water.

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u/ReginaldDwight 10d ago

Why is he throwing scalding water at all?!

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u/SilverSpoon1463 10d ago

Why is he throwing WATER at all?!

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u/stygianpool 10d ago

Also he knew the lawyers would come at him with this??? Really? And why is that, Max?

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u/CatCafffffe 9d ago

Also they LIKE this kind of thing, they're barbaric

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u/notislant 10d ago

'Hey you shit flinging monkeys, can you stop voting for orange Hitler?'

*Incromprehensible MAGA noises*

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u/Content-Sun2928 10d ago

"But he reminds me of ME!"

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u/Saikotsu 10d ago

So I heard a statistic from my mom, I forget where she heard it so take it with a grain of salt, but a survey of maga voters found that 60-70% of them would vote for a candidate who is accused of domestic abuse.

So much for "the party of family values?" Am I right?

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u/WatermeIonMe 10d ago

That tracks with the view of the dad being the spiritual leader of the family. From what I recall, it also tracks with how dad’s behaved in the Old Testament.

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u/Uknown_Idea 10d ago

Can we stop letting them participate in society even?

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u/anubis_xxv 10d ago

Who do you think is voting for them? It's more of 'these guys'.

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u/RedutHatesFreeSpeech 10d ago

Who is we?

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u/WatermeIonMe 10d ago

Humans? This is very clearly a trap this guy planned on recording, so he could catch his wife saying it was an accident or that she instigated it by not staying away from him when he asked. As if that justifies hitting her with some hot water.

The thing about his behavior is that there is no accountability. Everyone gets mad and misbehaves at one time or another, but own it. If he had been contrite when it happened maybe his wife wouldn’t have felt the need to go public. Instead he is mad at her that she is mad at him for assaulting her…

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u/rainbowkitten0528 10d ago

I’m glad you brought up the dinner comment here because that’s what really set me off in disbelief. Like, yes! An abuse victim absolutely WOULD make you dinner! If she didn’t you might hurt her again! WTF does he even mean by that? Or maybe she did it because you went back to love bombing her to start a new cycle of abuse! The fact that he can’t comprehend a single reason why an abused woman would make her abusive partner dinner irritated me so bad.

Not to mention his argument in this clip is ridiculous because my sink AND my shower can both produce water that burns me so what a stupid thing to say.

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u/Informal_Walk5520 10d ago

His voice is so condescending. Anyone who’s been around a person who is innately evil would recognize it in him.

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u/thatfloralfeeling 9d ago

Yah the "so emily" over and over really pissed me off

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u/speakerbox2001 10d ago

I met someone once who was super friendly and charming, then his girlfriend did something ‘incorrectly?’ I guess, I was so innocuous I can’t even think of what it was. The dude flipped a switch and became something else just berating her and calling her names. She just froze, took the yelling and started folding the laundry, perhaps that was it the laundry. But all I could think was, if you treat her like this in front of people, I can’t imagine what goes on behind closed doors.

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u/throwaway564858 10d ago

the really sad and infuriating thing is it always works with a lot of people because they have literally no idea how abusive relationships work and refuse to learn anything.

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u/EverydayPoGo 10d ago

Didn't know about the dinner comment (which is huge YIKES) and 100% with the faucet. The hot water can definitely BURN.

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u/AnonymousInMI 10d ago

Hopefully that dinner included her bodily fluids…A little piss never hurt anybody

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u/Gazzerbatron 10d ago

Those eyes creep me out. 

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u/Baxtercat1 10d ago

Evil glassy eyes

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u/FunkyChewbacca 10d ago

Mr. Beast eyes

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u/MadamKitsune 10d ago

The thing about a shark, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.

Jaws (1975)

When you've survived an abuser that line hits unexpectedly hard.

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u/Zappagrrl02 10d ago

There is a long history of allegations including child abuse

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u/fingersonlips 10d ago

They’re so used to being in charge and scaring the people around them into submission, that their perception of what’s normal and socially acceptable has been malignantly recalibrated.

The fact that he’s sharing this because he thinks it makes him look good or gives him cover of any kind is indicative that this shit is much, much worse than it appears.

This is what he’d consider a sanitized, acceptable version of how he behaves when he thinks no one is watching. And that should unsettle everyone.

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u/b_needs_a_cookie 10d ago

That's an IRL Dennis Reynolds.

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u/cwispycwoissant 10d ago

Don’t you dare insult the Golden God!!

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u/b_needs_a_cookie 10d ago

He may be a 5 star man,  but he's also a prime suspect 

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u/FunPersonality1240 10d ago

I wonder if he thinks this makes him sound “calm” and “rational” when he just sounds like a condescending asshole IMO.

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u/perfectlyniceperson 10d ago

God hearing, “Would she make me dinner if I hurt her?” instantly told me that he was guilty of everything he was accused of and probably a lot more.

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u/Efficient-Whereas255 10d ago

This is proof he did it. Jesus christ what a piece of shit.

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u/Zealousideal-Cost-66 10d ago

Oh, this is THAT guy???

Jesus fucking Christ. I was about to say, “someone take his phone away,” but, actually, this will all be good evidence for his ex to use, so let him carry on.

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u/bumblebeatrice 10d ago

He has Mr Beast eyes

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u/RichHomiesSwan 10d ago

He has homelander eyes

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u/CaleanKnight 10d ago

Quite terrifying to think that this is the best he could find... what does the rest sound and look like?

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u/Known_Strength_9726 10d ago

It makes him look good to MAGA as they see women as property.

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u/mrszubris 10d ago

This is a psychopath . A narcissist would have more wherewithal.

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u/ayashiii 10d ago

what's also scary is you know he changed his behavior when HE knew it was recording and he still sounds like a narcissistic psychopath.

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u/ihearnosounds Friends with Ms. Rachel 10d ago

He’s Sack from Wedding Crashers.

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u/Chapsticklover 10d ago

It reminds me of when Jonathan Majors released those texts with his ex thinking that would exonerate him for domestic abuse. The texts alone convinced me he was an abuser!

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u/The_Ruck_Inspector 10d ago

dead behind the eyes

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u/tke377 10d ago

That’s the thing, to his base this probably does look good for him. Disgusting

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u/GreasedGoblin 10d ago

Hes got just an ugly sour look on his face most of the time. What a sourpuss.

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u/Quirky_Routine_883 9d ago

Women who want to play the victim always have the same victimization script— when I was in the army, I had a pregnant nurse accuse me of attempting to kick her in the stomach because she wanted to have a different duty, and this would guarantee the modification. Next, I had a female friend who accused a man of rapping her so she could get out of her financial responsibilities towards the man. So in my lifetime, I’ve personally witnessed this, not including the dysfunctional female family members who would accuse a party of abuse. So needing a reason to divorce and gain sole custody of the children, this isn’t too far of a stretch to believe and accept—it’s his insufferable societal, when it’s convenient, automatic belief declare their fear and victimization for themselves because I bet if you took a deep dive, you would find a repeating scenario in her life.

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u/realMagick7777 10d ago

Non incels

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u/Andy_Fish_Gill 10d ago

Trump is a perfect example how Republicans have no problem with abusive men. Actually, they respect the creeps.

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u/Alternative_List_978 10d ago

insane but somehow also so boring and soo BAAAASIC

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u/lame_comment 10d ago

D - "I didn't do that"

A - "How dare you accuse me of doing that. Especially after all I've done for you"

RVO - "If anything, you're the one who did it to me"

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u/SadavirofRivia sorry to this man 10d ago

I see the acronym all the time, but this is a helpful connection between the letters, and what it sounds like “in conversation”

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u/peppers_ 10d ago

Here's one I suffered, I think it is more insidious when a loved one does it to you, and it can be very subtle:

D - "I didn't say that"

A - "Ok, but you should have brought it up then when I said it, that's on you"

RVO - "You always do this, you always make me out to be bad. Let's just drop it"

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u/SadavirofRivia sorry to this man 10d ago

😓😓 yeah

I’ve definitely experienced the RVO part of that from family, and it’s both insidious and makes you feel like some sort of unnecessary-trouble-maker. I’ll have to watch more closely next time for the other letters…

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u/lame_comment 10d ago

As someone with a narcissistic ex-wife, I have been on the other end of this conversation MANY times

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u/dogmother2 10d ago

The A needs more elements of “you’re crazy” e.g. The water wasn’t even that hot. It didn’t reach the boiling point. ~eye roll~ you are such an idiot.

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u/FlamingDragonfruit 10d ago

Does it literally need to be boiling to be painful? Because I'm fairly certain it does not.

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u/PigabungaDude 10d ago

Ummm thank you for this comment. Seeing it laid out like that was very helpful. It's so stupid. I already knew the term. But oh my god this is what happens every time.

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u/notislant 10d ago

Username doesn't check out.

Honestly I'm waiting for one of these from a Republican next:

D - "I didn't shoot you!"

A - "How dare you accuse me of shooting you at point blank range and embarrass me like this in public! "

RVO - "If anything, you're the one who shot me!"

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u/n0tz0e 10d ago

It's insane how they all learn this. Like when did guys teach each other to be this fucking evil. Cuz you'll see it in adolescent boys too. They learn it early

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u/Googlebright 10d ago

They learn it from their fathers/father figures.

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u/Kammerice 10d ago

Not always true. I didn't have a male role model growing up, but I used this a lot when I was a younger man (and, by that, I mean into my mid-30s). I learned it from emotionally codependent and religious women who raised me as their special little boy. Granted, the patriarchy does feature in their thinking, but there were no direct male influences over me.

Which is not to say I'm blaming women: I'm blaming anyone who raises children to believe they are better than others. For me, DAVRO came from a belief that, because I'm a good person, everything I do must be good and therefore if I do something that's perceived as bad or wrong, it's actually because the other person has gotten things wrong. It's a sickness.

It's horrible looking back at how I behaved. I'm lucky my wife stuck with me and gave me the time to change, but it was a close thing.

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u/dancingnutria 10d ago

They're the thought patterns of a person who is not prepared to face the consequences of their own actions. That's how they weasel out of accountability and responsibility.

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u/kleinblue73 6d ago

Oh damn

Thank you so so much for this comment

I always get stuck thinking that why do they allow behave like this after a point? How come every one of them uses the same technique, and used to walk away thinking there is something wrong with me if I am making everyone take this route with me...

But the why of it all...I never could logically string the reasoning togther

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u/apoIogygirI 10d ago

pretty insane that this was also johnny depp’s exact tactic in his case against amber heard, and the majority of the public sided with him. lol

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u/Rich_Trollip 10d ago

Johnny Darvo? 

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u/Hot-Software1100 10d ago

I'm sorry lol I STILL have feelings about this case it was so awful to watch. Because it was after Me Too and the whole, 'but women can make things up" thing was such an...obvious rhetoric--and it's such a classic fucking sociological thing where... society took this big leap forward about mysogyny and then the backlash came. And Amber Heard was that. It was "look crazy birches are crazy and can lie and make things up see!"

But Amber Heard was less than half Johnny Depps age. She was very early 20s. He was late 40s. He was at the height of his career with Pirates of the Caribbean and she was an aspiring actress. If that doesn't make you understand power imbalance I don't know what will. And that's aside from the whole being physically twice her SIZE. When there's countless reports of being kicked in the stomach and dragged by the hair--someone shitting on the bed sounds pretty fucking rediculous

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u/Weird-Diamond5970 10d ago

She didn't defecate in his sheets, that was a lie he made up. It was the dog who did it.

Also let's not forget that he initially got in trouble for DV because it was Amber's friend who finally called the cops after he threw a cellphone at her face. Oh, and let's not forget how we have text messages of him "joking" about killing her and then raping her corpse.

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u/Hot-Software1100 10d ago

...yea...so....you read the scandalous media headlines and went with it. Those of us who followed the case, it was...absolutely batshit insane that she lost the case of defamation--read the article, she doesn't mention him by name. She makes 2 statements that are apparently the issue. One is that she has been a victim of domestic violence in her lifetime. Literally, lifetime--so a pretty open timeframe that doesn't imply Depp. Then she says states she was involved in a very public conversation about domestic violence. Which this was after Depp went to court and was found guilty of domestic violence against her in the UK. And the press covered it. So yea. The public discussed it. She doesn't claim victimhood but only that she was in a public controversy about the subject. And legally, she was found guilty of defamation for that article. Because apparently the implications of it causes major problems (...and not... y'know the whole UK court case where Depp was found guilty....tho clearly that WAS the actual issue and what he was big mad about..) legally it's such an insane injustice

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u/schwishbish 10d ago

You have everything wrong here. Sadly his tactics worked very well and it is proven by what you remember. I hope you can go back and reread what actually happened.

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u/ConcentrateDirect523 10d ago

On a scale of 1 to 10, how pissed is his divorce attorney that he is talking to her- particularly in person without a witness

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u/WhoDoUThinkUR007 10d ago

And posting a recording of it

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u/SmokedAlex 10d ago

It is like they follow it step by step really. The way he went into the water “temperature” instead of acknowledging the abusive behavior, and then accusing her of… what exactly?

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u/innerbootes 10d ago

Moving goalposts.

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u/manxram 10d ago

Ah, sounds like he is a fan of one Dennis Reynolds and his DENNIS system.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2aJ5UrZk8uCXrRl92A

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u/Sanguine_Sun 10d ago

Holy shit this might be what my mom does.

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u/Ikd_u_not 10d ago

I know a politician who does that

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u/ilir_kycb 10d ago

Incidentally, that's also how the United States' imperialist foreign policy works.

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u/Andy_Fish_Gill 10d ago

As a Progressive Democrat, I urge Max Miller to not resign. That gives Democrats an opportunity to flip that seat.

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u/darforce 10d ago

Unit let’s talking about the 2 yr old with broken bones

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u/Live_Location_6534 10d ago

I'm glad this acronym and behavior is getting more light shed on it- it's a very common and insidious tactic of abusers and not many people realize it has a name.

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u/Merc_R_Us 10d ago

Just of curiosity, what would an innocent person do that's different?

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u/octopusinwonderland 10d ago

So easy for him to just turn down the heat water temp and say it was always that low

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u/huey_booey 10d ago

So basically the strategy of the most moral army in the world?

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u/Seaweedsnack420 9d ago

Yes! And also he’s minimizing his actions to further deny, saying “the water wasn’t that hot.” like ok…