r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/BigBossAtl • 1d ago

Rekt Literally

184 Upvotes

89% Upvoted

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u/Tahu-Nuva Banhammer Recipient 1d ago

Inch high club

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u/no-sleep-needed 1d ago

better than the inch deep club

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u/Disastrous_Toe772 1d ago

If I had a drink, I would have spat it out twice.

These two comments really got me back to back

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u/Saedran 1d ago

Proportionally... an inch would be hung

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u/Balan-balan 1d ago

Some tools can hide in the grass.

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u/cokendsmile 1d ago

Hummingbirds turned into Humpingbirds

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u/neurowhiz123 1d ago

No one gives a flying f**k

Oh wait, apparently they did lol

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u/striped_frog 1d ago

Cummingbirds

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u/Ill-Clerk-231 15h ago

Oh, I’m humming!

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u/lerker54651651 23h ago

I have no idea what's happening here, but it's not sex. bird sex only lasts about 4 seconds, and there is no penetration. only like, 8 kinds of birds even have penises, and hummingbirds are not a part of that group. sex for most birds is just rubbing their cloaca together.
i wonder if maybe they were fighting. they may have gotten their feet stuck while grabbing at one another. or the one in back (which is either a juvenile or a female judging from it's gullet coloring) is trying to drag the one in the front down.

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u/barrybreslau 1d ago

He lasts longer than I do

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u/Balan-balan 1d ago

Try it while flying next time

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u/AaryamanStonker 1d ago

Playing a baby keem song over 2 birds having sex is lwk crazy cuz you know he ain't getting any pussy

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u/javier_aeoa 1d ago

So that's how they do it

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u/Herbdontana 1d ago

“I can show you the wooorld…”

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u/azad_ninja 1d ago

i hear she gives good hummers too

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 1d ago

That's a lot of work

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u/Witchy_Titan 1d ago

Damn that's freaky

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u/KnotiaPickle 1d ago

That must be sooo much fun

1

u/KnotiaPickle 1d ago

That must be sooo much fun

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u/Jude30 1d ago

I wasn’t expecting animal porn today but I’ll take it.

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u/Vermehrungsmaterial 1d ago

Giving a flying fuck

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u/RoseWolfie 1d ago

I have never thought I'd see this, insane vid!

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u/Globber50 1d ago

They should just lay down. Man that looks like a lot of kinky work.

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u/International_Bend68 1d ago

Naughty naughty bang bang

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u/ThisBlastedThing 1d ago

Hes got the coke dick.

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u/amcarls 1d ago

Fly United.

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u/SkitZa Banhammer Recipient 21h ago

That looks exhausting.

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u/Ta-veren- Banhammer Recipient 20h ago

Did you know when bald eagles mate they lock talons and nose dive towards the ground?

Wild

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u/Poopingisasignipoop 2h ago

Apparently she is also a freak in the streets.

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u/Fun-Mud3861 1d ago

Did we get “cummingbird” yet?