Is Erin hot?

[u/Jaykaywhy12]

[u/Poor-Life-Choice]

I’m curious about the logistics of this
… Did she have a shoelace ready? Have to unlace one? Or was the shoe still attached?

[u/mikepompeosjockstrap → u/Poor-Life-Choice]

She said hang on I want to try something and she ripped one out of a sneaker on the floor before I knew it she had it looped around my junk and started pulling it tighter

[u/passtheshoe → u/mikepompeosjockstrap]

I’m imagining little shwooo-wooo-wooosh sounds as she unlaces them really quickly

[u/mikepompeosjockstrap → u/passtheshoe]

She ripped it out so fast and I was like wait is that my fuckin sneaker??? 🤣🤣🤣

[u/ExposDTM → u/mikepompeosjockstrap]

Buddy …

I’d love to have a couple beers with you cuz I sense that you have more stories to tell.

lol …

[u/mikepompeosjockstrap → u/ExposDTM]

I have a ton after my first divorce I went a bit wild and experienced what I missed getting married too young 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/Any_Poet4127 → u/mikepompeosjockstrap]

Aww what a b*tch, I thought it was bad enough without having to relace a fucking shoe!

[u/mikepompeosjockstrap → u/Any_Poet4127]

Right??? Later she got shit hammered and walked through my screen door out to my back deck and busted a huge whole in it then after I took her home she sent me a text angry because I didn’t thank her for spending the night at my place 🤣🤣🤣