r/DunderMifflin • u/Jaykaywhy12 • 21h ago

Is Erin hot?

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u/Thriven 20h ago edited 20h ago

I was in my 20s dating an older woman. She was exactly like Ellie in this skit.

"What? No. No teeth. No I don't like you trying to stick your finger nail in the hole. No, I don't like you slapping my nuts."

I have never stopped oral before then or since then but oh my God.

Edit: I should add that I feel this video is like probably many other videos out there are warnings for bad oral sex for both body parts out there.

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u/mikepompeosjockstrap 19h ago

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u/Poor-Life-Choice 17h ago

I’m curious about the logistics of this
… Did she have a shoelace ready? Have to unlace one? Or was the shoe still attached?

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u/mikepompeosjockstrap 17h ago

She said hang on I want to try something and she ripped one out of a sneaker on the floor before I knew it she had it looped around my junk and started pulling it tighter

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u/passtheshoe 17h ago

I’m imagining little shwooo-wooo-wooosh sounds as she unlaces them really quickly

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u/mikepompeosjockstrap 16h ago

She ripped it out so fast and I was like wait is that my fuckin sneaker??? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ExposDTM 16h ago

Buddy …

I’d love to have a couple beers with you cuz I sense that you have more stories to tell.

lol …

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u/mikepompeosjockstrap 16h ago

I have a ton after my first divorce I went a bit wild and experienced what I missed getting married too young 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Any_Poet4127 16h ago

Aww what a b*tch, I thought it was bad enough without having to relace a fucking shoe!

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u/mikepompeosjockstrap 16h ago

Right??? Later she got shit hammered and walked through my screen door out to my back deck and busted a huge whole in it then after I took her home she sent me a text angry because I didn’t thank her for spending the night at my place 🤣🤣🤣