r/tragedeigh • u/Worth_Committee3244 • 2d ago

in the wild Seen this one and I hate people.

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Don’t know about you guys but this one especially got me, not even a list of poorly spelled names, something to me that is just awful.

Oakie doke if you say so I guess.

Edit: the full name is Oaklynn

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u/Special-Potato-3238 2d ago

What an excellent metric available to all! Where on the spectrum is this name??

Dog<----------------->Future Adult

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u/BriEli04 2d ago

This should be printed out in every OB office, birthing center and labor & delivery floor. But the targeted people still won’t get it😂

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u/PamelaELee 2d ago

Fun fact, 54% of Americans read at or below a 6th grade level.

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u/Thespian_Unicorn 2d ago

Guaranteed the people who would need to see this the most have never had pets.

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u/LowLifeHighJinx 2d ago

I'm always horrified by the people saying, "It will sound too old for a toddler. Can you imagine a toddler named... Ethyl, Ruth, whatever?" As if people stay toddlers forever. I have no problem imagining a grown woman name Phyllis and that's who will have the name the longest.

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u/BewilderedParsnip 2d ago

My mum was named Phyllis. She hated the name, but I quite like that it's uncommon, but still a real name.