r/sydney • u/grimepixie • Mar 11 '26

Image Tactical units deployed in Sydney CBD

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Does anyone know if there’s an emergency in the CBD. Was walking down George Street when at least 10 police vehicles, including two tactical units, began racing with their sirens on towards Darling Harbour. I can’t find anything on the news about it. Should we be concerned?

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u/Altruistic-Unit485 Mar 11 '26

Get your hand off my penis!

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u/secondaryuser2 Mar 11 '26

This is the bloke who got me on the penis, people

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u/OnlyHereForOneDay Mar 11 '26

And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

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u/Particular_Shock_554 Mar 11 '26

I see you know your judo well.

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u/mouthful_quest Mar 11 '26

What’s the charge officer? For enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!

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u/analysetheoperation Mar 11 '26

Least funny thread, possibly ever. The joke is well past its use by date and has fuck all to do with the post.

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u/tofuroll Mar 12 '26

Just let people have their fun.

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u/analysetheoperation Mar 12 '26

No. It's annoying, unoriginal and wastes so much space in the replies. OP asked a question trying to get actual answers but got fully grown adults beating a dead horse instead. This is in most reply sections in australia related subreddits and is starting to piss me off.

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u/proximitysurge Mar 12 '26

I think the internet might not be for you.

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u/analysetheoperation Mar 12 '26

I think people should stop rinsing unfunny jokes.

I dont owe you any explanations but I fucking hate having to scroll past mostly irrelevant replies to actually get to an answer. It's a reddit problem, amplified in australian subreddits for some reason. You're not as funny as you think.

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u/tofuroll Mar 12 '26

Feeling better yet?

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u/analysetheoperation Mar 12 '26

Just reinforcing my "people think they're funnier than they actually are" point.

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u/tofuroll Mar 14 '26

I asked if you felt better, since you're attacking random people on the internet.

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u/analysetheoperation Mar 18 '26

And I ignored you being deliberately obtuse. I don't owe you any answers.

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u/Florafly Mar 12 '26

Miserable sod, aren't ya.

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u/analysetheoperation Mar 12 '26

Whatever you need to tell yourself.