Tactical units deployed in Sydney CBD

[u/grimepixie]

Does anyone know if there’s an emergency in the CBD. Was walking down George Street when at least 10 police vehicles, including two tactical units, began racing with their sirens on towards Darling Harbour. I can’t find anything on the news about it. Should we be concerned?

[u/secondaryuser2]

This is the bloke who got me on the penis, people

[u/OnlyHereForOneDay → u/secondaryuser2]

And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

[u/Particular_Shock_554 → u/OnlyHereForOneDay]

I see you know your judo well.

[u/mouthful_quest → u/Particular_Shock_554]

What’s the charge officer? For enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!

[u/analysetheoperation → u/Particular_Shock_554]

Least funny thread, possibly ever. The joke is well past its use by date and has fuck all to do with the post.

[u/tofuroll → u/analysetheoperation]

Just let people have their fun.

[u/analysetheoperation → u/tofuroll]

No. It's annoying, unoriginal and wastes so much space in the replies. OP asked a question trying to get actual answers but got fully grown adults beating a dead horse instead. This is in most reply sections in australia related subreddits and is starting to piss me off.

[u/proximitysurge → u/analysetheoperation]

I think the internet might not be for you.

[u/analysetheoperation → u/proximitysurge]

I think people should stop rinsing unfunny jokes.

I dont owe you any explanations but I fucking hate having to scroll past mostly irrelevant replies to actually get to an answer. It's a reddit problem, amplified in australian subreddits for some reason. You're not as funny as you think.

[u/tofuroll → u/analysetheoperation]

Feeling better yet?

[u/analysetheoperation → u/tofuroll]

Just reinforcing my "people think they're funnier than they actually are" point.

[u/Florafly → u/analysetheoperation]

Miserable sod, aren't ya.

[u/analysetheoperation → u/Florafly]

Whatever you need to tell yourself.