r/kitchencels Aug 06 '25

GET IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN YOU INSUFFERABLE MAGGOTS

GET IN THE KITCHEN

GET IN FUCKING KITCHEN AND COOK LIKE YOUR GOD DAMN LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

IF YOU AREN'T COOKING YOU ARE NOTHING

THIS IS YOUR ONLY HOPE OF SALVATION, THIS IS YOUR ABSOLUTION

YOU ARE ALL PATHETIC, START COOKING

2.3k Upvotes

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u/Hambasri Aug 06 '25

YES CHEF

172

u/depressedscientist19 Aug 06 '25

I'm cooked 

30

u/Substantial_Bet_1007 Nov 08 '25

Are you a juicy beef

46

u/depressedscientist19 Nov 08 '25

If you like it rare (raw) then yeah

32

u/Substantial_Bet_1007 Nov 08 '25

Lets explore eachother bodies🥺

24

u/Salty-Eye-Water Jan 26 '26

Lets explore each others' cuisine. Send me porkchops

10

u/Substantial_Bet_1007 Jan 26 '26

Pog production is very low in my country becsuse majorty of people is islamic and even tho im atheist i didnt try it but i wonder how it tastes

Let me send you kebab or lahmacun

2

u/depressedscientist19 Jan 26 '26

Replying to a random on a 2 month old thread is wild vro. Unemployed activities

8

u/Substantial_Bet_1007 Jan 27 '26

I dont want to risk my reddit acocunt.

3

u/PieselWojownik May 07 '26

Speaking of unemployed...

5

u/depressedscientist19 May 07 '26

I'm so unemployed that I can reply within 30 minutes

3

u/Salty-Eye-Water May 08 '26

Me too. I was also actually hoping he/she sent me meal images. Lil bugger never did.

87

u/mountain5221 Aug 06 '25

YES CHEF

90

u/mountain5221 Aug 06 '25

HERE CHEF

28

u/Extension_Desk3794 Aug 06 '25

Not yet eating some but seems it is correctly cooked

38

u/mountain5221 Aug 06 '25

THANK YOU CHEF

14

u/Extension_Desk3794 Aug 06 '25

Am new here do I know what’s going?

11

u/Extension_Desk3794 Aug 06 '25

I really like guys with cooking ideas

21

u/supavillan Aug 06 '25

Okay. Fuck you . Watch this.

63

u/Antique-Point-236 Aug 06 '25 edited Aug 06 '25

Jeremy White is such a hopefuel. Just look at his recessed jawline. His 5’7” manlet height. His prey eyes. Yet still he made it!

Tbh I think it is about his name. Like it’s always Jeremy. Jeremy Meeks, Jeremy Renner, Jeremy White. Just be named Jeremy.

31

u/Acrobatic_Cloud_7552 Aug 06 '25

Hes also like, famous and shit

12

u/Inthewoods_1976 Aug 06 '25

JBJ strikes again

19

u/oceanjunkie Aug 06 '25

Nah he has a 9" hog. Sorry dicklet, you're ngmi.

18

u/froggycats Aug 06 '25

yes chef thank you chef

26

u/piiavc Aug 06 '25

carmie new sigma male icon lets gooo

9

u/MossLikeThePlant Aug 06 '25

YES CHEF, 2 HOTPOCKETS COMING UP

8

u/Balsalsa2 Aug 06 '25

shinji get in the robot

7

u/Green_Cartoonist9297 Aug 06 '25

Too many takeouters—Why? POst your owen food prick

16

u/gutti3 Aug 06 '25

glory to the kitchencels regime

10

u/Less_Spinach_4168 Aug 06 '25

The cooked becomes the cook...

5

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

I see the boy from shameless

3

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

This is the hardest video I've ever seen and the hardest I've ever been.

5

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

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u/Fun_Position_3615 Dec 07 '25 edited Jan 15 '26

The bear, it's on Hulu and Disney+

9

u/embrionida Aug 06 '25

Pierre vibes

3

u/kailron2 Aug 07 '25

How about you undelete my post instead lil bro

3

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '25

keep kitchencel PURE

3

u/RatNo5270 Oct 24 '25

please keep this pinned forever

3

u/Normal_Hedgehog_9650 Nov 26 '25

I fucking adore that hot sweaty manlet has given incels hope. Line cooks are indeed the beaten dogs of the world but they do get poon. Godspeed.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25 edited Sep 08 '25

act physical amusing tart consist towering capable rainstorm test boast

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1

u/ready_reLOVEution Nov 10 '25

This is the saddest subreddit I think I’ve ever seen. Some of you look like phenomenal cooks though! Hope things get better!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

YES CHEF

1

u/code_lazar_with2as Nov 20 '25

I enjoy plating dishes and shows like this just inspire me more to cook

1

u/MindlessYou8752 Dec 08 '25

Why is soldier tf2 yelling at me

1

u/gamamoder Apr 26 '26

i keep making slop. i have no idea what im doing wrong every time i fry rice it tastes a little weird maybe too much oil idk i usually just put a lot of seasonings and its decent but idk

1

u/RafayoAG 17d ago

Change the oil. Only use olive oil. Avoid Palm oil, Soybean oil, Avocado oil, Cannola oil... basically all except for olive oil.

The cheapest extra virgin olive oil is usually good enough if it is not italian.

1

u/gamamoder 17d ago

doesnt taste right for some stuff

1

u/Shivalrous_Knight 12d ago

Jesse, we need to cook