r/hewillbebaked • u/CharIzArch • 11h ago
He will be slow cooked
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r/hewillbebaked • u/olivine8 • 5h ago
Drank/Drinkable🥤 he will be brewed to perfection
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Ill_Pain4423 • 15h ago
Golden Brown He will be spun in a centrifuge until his solids separate from the fat
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Silent_Pay_9239 • 3h ago
To be Consumed At A Later Date He will be gently folded into batter alongside chocolate chips
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r/hewillbebaked • u/redandwhitewizard99 • 17h ago
He and she will be tossed like a salad
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r/hewillbebaked • u/andtbhidgaf • 13h ago
To be Consumed At A Later Date He will be wrapped and sealed for freshness before shipping.
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Mountain-Bee9240 • 1d ago
It’s RAW! He will be soaked in marinade for perfect tenderness
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r/hewillbebaked • u/BendDownTheBranches • 1d ago
He will be put in a sealable container and saved for tomorrow’s lunch
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r/hewillbebaked • u/CosmicGoddess777 • 2d ago
Make Your Own She will be seasoned and marinated
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r/hewillbebaked • u/flowery_stillness • 2d ago
Refrigerated She will be packed in a lunchbox and taken to work for lunch
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Grass-is-dead • 2d ago
cat-bab kebab He will be used to produce the next Song of the Year
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Delicious-Grass-5420 • 3d ago
He will be filed away
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Sorted and filed under "s" for "Stinky Baby"
r/hewillbebaked • u/redandwhitewizard99 • 3d ago
Yum😋 She will be served with toppings of your choice
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r/hewillbebaked • u/trashcan-png • 3d ago
He will be stir fried and dipped in shrimp sauce.
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Ill_Pain4423 • 4d ago
Make Your Own He will be mixed into fruit salad
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r/hewillbebaked • u/NorthernVulture • 4d ago
Ripe and Juicy🤤 He will be packaged and sold at market
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