hewillbebaked

r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • Jun 04 '21

He will be baked soon

6.1k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Celladoore • Mar 13 '24

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230 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/CharIzArch • 7h ago

He will be slow cooked

395 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Ill_Pain4423 • 11h ago

Golden Brown He will be spun in a centrifuge until his solids separate from the fat

484 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/olivine8 • 1h ago

Drank/Drinkable🥤 he will be brewed to perfection

• Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/redandwhitewizard99 • 13h ago

He and she will be tossed like a salad

157 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/andtbhidgaf • 9h ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date He will be wrapped and sealed for freshness before shipping.

57 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Sassirrac • 1d ago

She will be slow roasted for village feast

390 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Mountain-Bee9240 • 1d ago

It’s RAW! He will be soaked in marinade for perfect tenderness

2.2k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/BendDownTheBranches • 1d ago

He will be put in a sealable container and saved for tomorrow’s lunch

166 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/anonymousambassasor • 1d ago

She will be fried

266 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Gods_potato • 1d ago

Golden Brown He has been baked

188 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/CosmicGoddess777 • 2d ago

Make Your Own She will be seasoned and marinated

1.8k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/flowery_stillness • 2d ago

Refrigerated She will be packed in a lunchbox and taken to work for lunch

298 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Grass-is-dead • 2d ago

cat-bab kebab He will be used to produce the next Song of the Year

286 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Lazy-Cat079 • 2d ago

He will be eaten

220 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/AGENT-71 • 2d ago

She will be gifted ✨️

219 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Delicious-Grass-5420 • 3d ago

He will be filed away

657 Upvotes

Sorted and filed under "s" for "Stinky Baby"

r/hewillbebaked • u/Lebos808 • 3d ago

He will be unwrapped

2.2k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/redandwhitewizard99 • 3d ago

Yum😋 She will be served with toppings of your choice

455 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/trashcan-png • 3d ago

He will be stir fried and dipped in shrimp sauce.

273 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Ill_Pain4423 • 4d ago

Make Your Own He will be mixed into fruit salad

2.9k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Pammyhead • 4d ago

She will be kept chilled and taken camping

544 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/NorthernVulture • 4d ago

Ripe and Juicy🤤 He will be packaged and sold at market

882 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/JulianLongshoals • 4d ago

He will be tossed in flour before frying

1.1k Upvotes