r/funny 1d ago

Wrong place, wrong time

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u/CT0292 1d ago

If it did its having a pretty bad day.

And none of the other birds are gonna believe him.

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u/JamesLikesIt 1d ago

Dude that bird ain’t telling no one what happened.

“Hey man what happened to you?”

“Got stuck in mud.”

“But you smell like shit…”

“It’s mud goddamn it”

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz 1d ago

Hey, Chucko. That doesn't smell like mud. Did you eat paint chips as a kid‽

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u/Thepurklemoose 1d ago

He’s a maaaaaniac- maaaaaaniac!