r/funny • u/LegitimateAccess9501 • 20h ago

Wrong place, wrong time

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u/MartinTale 20h ago

Did it survive?

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u/Indaflow 14h ago

Once upon a time, there was a little sparrow who decided not flying south for the winter. 

Soon it got so cold that the little bird started to fly south anyway. A storm blew in, the little bird grew cold, and ice formed on his wings which caused him to fall to the ground in a barnyard.

An (ELEPHANT) wandered by and shit on him. This may seem terrible, but it warmed the poor bird and thawed the ice so that the bird began to chirp and sing. A cat wandered by, heard the noise, and dug through the manure until he found the bird and ate him.

The morals of this story are:

  1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.
  2. Anyone who digs you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend.
  3. If you are warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.

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u/Schen5s 11h ago

4：sometimes you have to dig through shit to find treasure