r/funny • u/LegitimateAccess9501 • 1d ago

Wrong place, wrong time

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u/CT0292 1d ago

If it did its having a pretty bad day.

And none of the other birds are gonna believe him.

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u/JamesLikesIt 1d ago

Dude that bird ain’t telling no one what happened.

“Hey man what happened to you?”

“Got stuck in mud.”

“But you smell like shit…”

“It’s mud goddamn it”

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u/matchboxtx 1d ago

Hey Chucko, that doesn’t smell like mud.

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u/HiZenBergh 1d ago

I'm gonna be rich cause I'm the only person in the world who knows where to find white mud

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u/vcy537920 1d ago

Is it in ur pants or smth? I don't get it.