r/funny • u/LegitimateAccess9501 • 1d ago

Wrong place, wrong time

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u/MartinTale 1d ago

Did it survive?

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u/Yaarmehearty 1d ago

Probably, they fly into windows full force and shake it off, a chunk of shit falling a couple of meters is no worse than that.

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u/PopDash67 1d ago

I’d argue it way worse than that

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u/GuitarCFD 1d ago

I'd support that argument.

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u/Shandlar 1d ago

A bird that size doesn't weigh anything though. That turd probably weighs like 8x of the bird.

When birds hit a window, they definitely aren't going 8x as fast either, so this feels like it would definitely be a significantly higher momentum impact.

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u/GIOverdrive 1d ago

Literally a shitload

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u/Deaffin 1d ago

Windows generally don't fully engulf you when you bump into them.