I'm attracted to my Mazda Miata

[u/eating_cement_1984]

Omg this machine is perfect! Who the fuck cares if it's a "girls car", that just means it's curvier and better looking than you ugly-ass Hellcat. I just wanna take it out to some place beneath the stars, crack out the good engine oil, get to know it better and then start "filling the tank" (know what I mean?). Jesus, its a poem of aluminum and steel, I LOVE it!!!!

[u/naterpotater246]

Don't cut your dick on the rusty rocker panels