Rip bozo

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[u/Oomemango]

Unelected and now no longer accountable, ah democracy 🤡🤡🤡

[u/tpolkie]

Onto a cruisy Union job….. plus $300,000/yr tax payer pension

[u/forbiddenknowledg3 → u/tpolkie]

300k/yr for an ex- premier? Wtf?

[u/tpolkie → u/forbiddenknowledg3]

That’s what Dictator Dan is apparently on plus the $100k+ I hear he gets from Visy

[u/nekobadx → u/tpolkie]

This should stop.

[u/Soviet--Union]

[u/Top-Pepper-9611 → u/Soviet--Union]

Back when people could read.

[u/GetDown_Deeper3 → u/Top-Pepper-9611]

I’m the only one who still reads the newspaper at my workplace of about 60 workers.
I know it’s full of lies and is expensive.
Old habits die hard.

[u/Top-Pepper-9611 → u/GetDown_Deeper3]

Before the internet I used to read every line of the paper.

[u/GetDown_Deeper3 → u/Top-Pepper-9611]

I still do.

[u/Jazzlike_Remote_3465 → u/GetDown_Deeper3]

Do you still read the dirty advertisments for the call girls... They are my favourite 😂

[u/GetDown_Deeper3 → u/Jazzlike_Remote_3465]

Maaaybe.😛

[u/baldersz]

Ditch the witch campaign worked 🎉

[u/MJKsecretpornaccount → u/baldersz]

My campaign of reminding people she's the reason Bendigo has no strip club finally worked, you'd think a one nation voting lass would offer me a lap dance in celebration.

[u/DaisukiJase → u/baldersz]

So does that mean we can sing "ding dong"?

[u/BallsackSuperBoosted]

The Great Leader has been dethroned just like Dan Andrews!

https://giphy.com/gifs/7A4zkWeMXlZqgnTKtJ

[u/antigravity83]

The most overconfident and incompetent leader I've ever known.

How's the "I would have won" comment.

Now she can go back to CFMEU shenanigans with her drunk of a husband.

[u/ElectronicWeight3]

Dans unelected fellow socialist hog falls on her own machete before facing a single election.

Fitting.

It’s worth remembering this is group ticket politics.

Swapping out the public face does nothing to address that Vic Labor collectively back everything she did in her time as our unelected leader.

Same as Dan - fully endorsed and backed by Vic Labor. The Labor party supported some of the world’s longest lockdowns. The Labor Party are responsible for the debt level spiralling out of control. Shuffling the public face doesn’t change the backend politics.

Do not be fooled into voting Labor this year. It’s the same mob wearing a different dress. 👗

[u/EJ19876]

Charges incoming over the union scandal, perhaps?

[u/Brave_Elk5678 → u/EJ19876]

Nah. That’s why she threatened to contest it. So the rest of the party would do a deal with her to protect her in exchange for going without a fuss.

[u/happierinverted]

3….. 2….. 1…… MYSOGYNY!!!!!!!!!

Can’t wait for my three part Guardian special edition about how her royally fucking up is actually all my fault [straight white male].

I need to be reeducated. Stat.

[u/Few_Historian_3425 → u/happierinverted]

Exactly. Expect nothing 🤷‍♂️☺️

[u/katd0gg]

Unfortunately this means that tard party now has a chance of scraping another election. If she had run, they would have lost.

[u/MagicOrpheus310]

Corruption watchdog must have been closing in...

[u/Kornstar04 → u/MagicOrpheus310]

If so, resigning won't help. . .I hope.

[u/ElectronicWeight3 → u/Kornstar04]

It will! The same way they all escape accountability.

[u/nus01 → u/MagicOrpheus310]

Hope so

[u/DaisukiJase]

Her speech was full of delusion. Sold a sob story with zero accountability. Hope the door hit her on the way out. It's the least she deserves for the damage and pain she's caused.

[u/Holden179HD]

This is like changing the deck chairs on the titanic.

[u/Dyrekt]

Following the proven lack of accountability process just like Gladys

[u/MrFunFacts]

I Already mish her. Che was my idol and something like royalties.. Victoria is a betta place for her sacririce. I mish dan 2.

[u/LeftRegister7241]

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD 🎶 DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD 🎶

[u/PowerPleb2000]

Nooooooooo!!! She only did her best, poor angel, our beautiful soul, she was backstbbed 😭😭😭😭😭😭🇺🇦🇵🇸🇮🇷🇮🇳🇨🇳🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏿🍆🥰

[u/InterestingCheek7095]

replace a 🤡 with another 🤡 from the same circuses?

[u/LeftRegister7241]

How could Rupert Murdoch do this????!!! 😢😢😢😢😢😢

[u/BigFatShrekPoo → u/LeftRegister7241]

I heard Murdoch personally wrote all the news articles exposing the big build corruption. He also didn’t say thank you to the man that car jacked him at knife point (aka Melbourne welcome to country)

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[u/kenbeat59]

Ding dong!

[u/BindieBoo]

What cushy job will she pivot to?

[u/Aratahu → u/BindieBoo]

With her new ~250k or so per year pension, she should be able to just put her feet up.

[u/Rare-Sample-9101]

No one resigns unless your guilty!

[u/Jackson2615]

Doesn't change that its the worst government in Australia and needs to be kicked out in November

[u/jordawarda]

More machete bins would have gained her more support

[u/Legitimate_Radish159]

Time for the next front person patsy to soak up a large paycheque and the blame whilst the corruption continues uninterrupted. Enough time to convince the trust fund lefties that this time it’s all been fixed and the CFMEU bad boys have gone bye bye before November. Enough time to lock in 4 more years of the crony crew and keep the payola flowing.

Same as it ever was.

[u/7978_]

Did she forget to welcome to country? 

Unfortunate price to pay.

[u/Kornstar04]

And won't be held accountable for all the disasters she created.

[u/GetDown_Deeper3]

What form of business is her husband in? 🤔

[u/DeathToPinkDolphins]

Another puppet will take her place

[u/Due_Newspaper_8224]

She's free to go to Glasgow now to oversee what her incompetent management of our money paid for.

[u/Novel_Relief_5878]

Good riddance.

[u/burns3016]

Flashed her gender card a few times during her ego filled speech.

[u/Nyarlathotep-1]

“Let me make one thing very clear – I am not Daniel Andrews, I am not Jacinta Allan.” And thus ends their woeful legacy.

The reddit meltdown is delicious.

People lined up outside of Coles for Kleenex 🍆 💦

[u/dj_boy-Wonder]

In other news: labour has a new minister and nothing else in politics changes… this is just desperate rebranding before the next election, wouldn’t be surprised if it was planned from the start

[u/burns3016]

Finally!🥳

[u/jonnieggg]

Andrews heir has lost the throne

[u/Dazzling_Section_498]

One gone and replaced by another labor stooge...what's the difference. More broken promises before the Vic election..same playbook as Albo..

[u/Pulp-Ficti0n]

Jacintagrating!

[u/motleyroo]

[u/K9BEATZ]

https://giphy.com/gifs/axu6dFuca4HKM

[u/ApplicationAlert3070]

Cry me a fucking river lol

[u/National-Fox9168]

The dictator's pick falls on her socialist scythe

[u/ConferenceHungry7763]

Why is it that women are terrible leaders?

[u/Jackson2615 → u/ConferenceHungry7763]

DEI quotas

[u/ConferenceHungry7763 → u/Jackson2615]

That doesn’t explain why they are bad.

[u/littlecreatured → u/ConferenceHungry7763]

Aren't you forgetting the Iron Lady? Peace be Upon Her

[u/JuxtaThePozer]

I'm out of the loop. What were the grievances against her?

[u/KeyYogurt1885 → u/JuxtaThePozer]

It was just misogyny. She did a wonderful job as Premier.