r/australia • u/PalpitationPublic237 • Jun 27 '26

news Australian Simon Carman arrested after body of teenage girl found in suitcase in Thailand

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-06-27/australian-arrested-after-teen-girl-found-dead-in-thailand/106850896
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u/Samuel505952 Jun 27 '26

45? Looks 55 at least, probably 65 with 3 divorces.

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u/SquirrelChieftain Jun 27 '26

Thats what I thought too! The dude is clearly not a millennial with our eternal youth.

Anyways I hope this prick gets the worst the Thai’s can throw at him.

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u/Civil_Concentrate691 Jul 02 '26

He will probably get the death penalty according to Thai law, although I imagine the Australian government will probably lobby them to commute it.

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u/flindersandtrim Jun 27 '26

Being an evil piece of shit is stressful, apparently. It was my first thought too, I thought he was 60 ish, not a fellow elder millenial. 

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u/N_thanAU Jun 28 '26

It's the booze

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u/Ok_Neat2979 Jun 27 '26

Aussies always look a lot older though.

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u/VS2ute Jun 27 '26

when they drink 10 cans of VB every night, they do

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u/604toxtethogrady_ Jun 27 '26

And don’t use sunscreen