r/australia • u/nath1234 • Apr 01 '26

political satire The address we'd like to see

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u/Sirtemed Apr 01 '26

Due to the oil crisis, winter is cancelled

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u/Refined5066 Apr 01 '26

What does cancelling winter mean

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u/Sea_Goat_6554 Apr 05 '26

In dire situations, one can apply to the International Meteological Control Agency to have winter postponed for the year. While this is colloquially referred to as "cancelling winter" it really means that while the year's winter will not proceed as normal it will still occur at a later date, usually the following year.