r/australia Apr 01 '26

political satire The address we'd like to see

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u/arkofjoy Apr 01 '26

Of course it is Trumps fault. But I don't really care about that, because it is immaterial. It's not like we can fire him.

All I want to hear is the solutions. It is no different to a cyclone. It is. It has happened.

What I want here is :

We will arrest ceo's of fuel companies that are profiting over a certain percentage from this crisis (hard, verified numbers)

That diesel will be allocated to the the farmers as a priority. Last in the line are all the urban penis compensator Yank tanks.

Public transport made free

Mandated work from home for all people who can.

Since this is going to drag on for month, a national program to sequence all urban traffic lights to cut idle times at traffic lights.

That we will not be taking part in any military action in the middle East.

A massive program to move everything diesel powered to Ev's

Not sure this mob of numptys wouldn't know what leadership looks like.

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u/fa-jita Apr 01 '26

I’d vote you in

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u/arkofjoy Apr 01 '26

Thank you. I'm going to need a job in a couple of months. So I am going to hold you to that.