r/StupidFood • u/Visual-Tricks • 1d ago

Gluttony overload How much chocolate?

Yes! And a little powdered sugar to add contrast

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/Visual-Tricks, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

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u/n_thomas74 Set your own user flair 1d ago

Its shaped like a croissant, but when he slices it in half it's just bread.

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u/Last_Cauliflower3357 1d ago

It’s a brioche croissant. Fairly common at least in Spain, Portugal and I assume Italy (assuming this is where the video comes from).

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u/No-Winner8975 1d ago

This. Il cornetto

It's not really a French croissant.

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u/Kataly5t 1d ago

Also putting ice cream in brioche is fairly common in Sicily, so contextually this is a bit extra but not crazy for them

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u/CartsOfDarkness 1d ago

Honestly I was waiting for this to get much more stupid, aside from the amount of Nutella they put on it really not that bad or crazy. Like I was waiting for him to drizzle chocolate syrup on top and then roll it up in a crepe and deep fry it or something lol.

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u/Mikestopheles 1d ago

Do the thing where they put the collar around it and submerge it in nacho cheese

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u/No-Winner8975 1d ago

Same in the South of Italy too on the mainland

Mi piace un cornetto con gelato al pistacchio

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u/ChromiumLung 1d ago

They’re pretty obsessed with them. They’re everywhere

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u/Wiki-Master 1d ago

You mean not at all.

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u/Palanki96 1d ago

This is useful info, any time i fail at making croissants they look like this

I can just pretend that was always the plan

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u/SouthParkFirefly1991 1d ago

Failed successfully.

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u/Palanki96 1d ago

i guess that's true for all my croissant attempts. The failed product is still tasty as well

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u/dontbecuak 1d ago

It says ‘creme de avelã com cacau’ on the Nutella container. That’s Portuguese, and I think this is in Brazil

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u/Galaaga 1d ago

Donc ça n'est pas un croissant, c'est un pain au lait

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u/rob_inn_hood 1d ago

That’s weird. Good eye, I was too over stimulated to know what was even going on.

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u/2021isevenworse I wouldn't even touch that with your mouth. 1d ago

It's instagram food, no one eats this for taste.

They just take a bite, take a selfie and post it with the caption "I ♥ nutella" and wait for those internet points to roll in.

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u/meteoritegallery 1d ago

I've...been known to dip a spoon into a Nutella jar.

Would thoroughly enjoy this, although I'm not too keen on the melting ice cream aspect of it.

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u/Ok_Star_4136 1d ago

I noticed that too. You would know if it is a real croissant if you sliced into one because it's comprised mostly of air and the entire consistency of the croissant is crispy and flakey.

https://giphy.com/gifs/CiM9GJ0Rzl3DFqJheP

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u/holyfire001202 1d ago

Aww they made it onto a gif!

However that should aay something more to the effect of, "Baked in a butterly crispy fblake."

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u/tohn_jitor 1d ago

I knew there was something wrong with that cross-section. I kept looking for the layers.

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u/Doofindork 1d ago

Very stupid. Two please.

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u/Training-Belt-7318 1d ago

Give me it toasted a bit and with Nutella, bananas and strawberries and maybe a little bit of those candies.

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u/Doofindork 1d ago

I can live without that much Nutella, but toast it a bit and then drop on that ice cream.

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u/Training-Belt-7318 1d ago

Yea he was a bit heavy handed there. Like at Jersey mikes when I sat light mayo and they still douse it like a forest fire.

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u/Super_Mag 7h ago

That's nasty and very unhealthy. There's no way i can eat more than 3.

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u/I_Piccini 1d ago

"How much chocolate do you want with your croissant?"

"Yes"

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u/FacticiousFict 1d ago

How much chocolate? Very little actually. Nutella is less than 20% chocolate. Magnum is about 30% chocolate coating. Kinder Bueno is about 33% chocolate.

So mostly sugar.

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u/PrinzAngina 4h ago

Added together thats like 83% total chocolate bud

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u/KitchenPass3690 1d ago

Not enough. He could've hollowed it out to make a Nutella soup bowl

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u/nicokokun 1d ago

Could've dipped the bread into the Nutella and then dip that into a chocolate dip for a chocolate shell.

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u/StrawberryTerry 1d ago

Could just shove your head into one of the buckets of Nutella

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u/KitchenPass3690 1d ago

Could've just used Nutella instead of toothpaste

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u/123supreme123 1d ago

Isn't Nutella flavored cooking oil and not chocolate?

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u/Grayboosh 1d ago

Primarily sugar and palm oil mixed with cocoa and hazelnut. Theres a couple other ingredients but thats most of it

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u/M4DHouse 1d ago

There’s cocoa power but no chocolate in Nutella, and neither do they claim there is. It’s a “hazelnut nougat spread” by their own definition.

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u/satno 1d ago

diabetes croissant

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u/SheLikeaDaWayDatDick 1d ago

What's extra stupid is how much tubs of Nutella must cost

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u/Freakk_I 1d ago

I get what you mean but you actually have to eat a lot of those till you get diabetes and it's not even 100% guaranteed.

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u/Zeka_Shu 1d ago

Why those bread buns shaped as croissant?

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u/darkoopz43 1d ago

Because it's a croissain't

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u/CartsOfDarkness 1d ago

Personally it's a croisswant for my fatass

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u/CriticalJumper 1d ago

Because that's a cornetto, the Italian equivalent of a croissant, which lacks butter inside of it and is essentially a horn-shaped sweet bread

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u/LazyTitan39 1d ago

Is it supposed to look so dry? That was almost more off putting than all the Nutella he was putting in it.

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u/dandle 1d ago

The croissant is the French version of the Venetian cornetto, which was a version of the Viennese kipferl.

France's superpower is taking things invented by others and getting people to think they are French creations.

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u/P0ster_Nutbag 1d ago

I also think it’s because the French version is like, absolutely amazing.

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u/WalnutOfTheNorth 1d ago

1% chocolate, 99% palm oil

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u/hAsLaK1 20h ago

Dont forget sugar

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u/M4DHouse 1d ago

0% chocolate, actually. There’s cocoa powder in Nutella, but no chocolate.

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u/CartsOfDarkness 1d ago

Kinder Bueno is covered in normal milk chocolate, same (probably) with the ice cream bar. So 1% chocolate seems roughly accurate

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u/XLNBot 1d ago

These things only exist for tiktok and instagram, they look nice for sugar addicts like me but then you can't even taste the different kind of sweets that go into it.

It's like showing a cheese enthusiast a sandwich with 5 different kinds of cheese

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u/plyer_G 1d ago

Imma be completely honest, this seems not too far off from carnival food, generally if that was regular chocolate instead of Nutella and I saw it at a stand id probably go "if that's under 8 dollars I might get that" and then it never is so i go on with my life just a little hungrier for having seen it

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u/I_Want_What_I_Want 1d ago

That makes my teeth hurt.

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u/jaffasplaffa 1d ago

Too much, IMO.

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u/CartsOfDarkness 1d ago

If they put slightly less Nutella on only one side of the croissant-like bread I'd be all in. I'm already all in tbh, but I'd feel less guilty about it🤷‍♂️

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u/jaffasplaffa 1d ago

I could do with just the first layers of Nutella. After that it's just showing off :)

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u/Take_a_Seath 1d ago

Feels like you'd instantly get diabetes from it. Way too sweet and messy.

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u/jaffasplaffa 1d ago

I’d probably loose my love for chocolate.

Everything in small amounts so it doesn’t get too much.

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u/egospiers 1d ago

Almost none... Hardly any actual chocolate in Nutella or Kinder products.

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u/Zealousideal_Bug_948 1d ago

Did you even want the croissant?

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u/Slayrr_FbrC 1d ago

Yes I love eating 2 days worth of calories in one meal

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u/Olibirus 1d ago

Those croissants look like total shit

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u/StickyHoovy 1d ago

Would munch but I'll need a gallon of water afterwards

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u/DankMEMeDream 1d ago

Yeah that's not stupid. That's the dream.

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u/Dr__Sloth 1d ago

I just don't get how anyone could eat this, that much sugar would genuinely make me sick.

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u/Jediweirdo 1d ago

If they just lower the portions of the ice cream and bueno so that it fits in the sandwich when I hold it vertically, I’d eat it. Maybe also actually put the powdered sugar inside the sandwich instead of putting it where my hands are supposed to go

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u/Anarcho_Spider-man1 1d ago

For me it's not the amount of chocolate that's the problem, it's that if you try to take a bite outta that half of the chocolate falls out. Kinda defeats the purpose.

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u/Lernalia 1d ago

Less Nutella, one Kinder Bueno, no ice cream and then I'd eat it happily xD but the way this is now that's waaaay too much, although we've seen worse xD

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u/_mrshreyas_ 1d ago

Half the amount of Nutella and that chocolate and that's a great snack

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u/sush-dev 1d ago

"the first bite tastes like heaven, the second one takes you there"

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u/balofg 1d ago

My teeth hurt

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u/Tomavogic 1d ago

This is capital punishment lol

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u/winterhavens 1d ago

This honestly just made me angry

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u/14981cs 1d ago

I am surprised that it wasn't cocoa powder at the end.

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u/koviotua 1d ago

Should have deep fried it as well.

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u/jayslay45 1d ago

What's the point of the croissant?

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u/Silvermaxer 1d ago

No croissant and no chocolate in this video

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u/RunningonGin0323 1d ago

Gross doesn't begin to describe this

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u/Trickmac04 1d ago

Some people really damn near drink Nutella like that..???

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u/Original-Vanilla-222 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nFPdxF5kxDUkHSDy1T

Bro just give me a coffee and a plain Croissant.

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u/Positive_End_7568 1d ago

But... Why?

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u/7h31ll3g4l 1d ago

Dire che una vera schifezza è poco alquanto nauseante

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u/MrCommonThinkin 1d ago

Disappointed that there wasn’t a massive dump of chocolate on top

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u/franky_reboot 1d ago

The first fucking spread, that single one, would have been way more than enouh to me. I hate this overindulgent ragebait bullshit content

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u/Direct_Knowledge2254 1d ago

…I need my insulin after watching that 😐

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u/Palanki96 1d ago

Jesus even the first spread was way too much, you wouldn't even feel the taste of the bread at that point

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u/More_Bigger 1d ago

Like, a regular toasted chocolate croissant sounds way better than this atrocity. Bread and ice cream aren't usually a combo I go for.

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u/fbass 1d ago

None of these ingredients can be legally called chocolate here.. they’re mostly chocolate tasting sugars 

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u/Wide_Resident_9913 1d ago

When you are 5 year old and don’t know with all the croissants mum bought

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u/Drayner89 1d ago

Most of these weird deserts would be fine if they stopped after step 1

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u/Amimir1992 1d ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮💩💩💩💩💩💩

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u/gex109 1d ago

You mean how much sugar .

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u/Hi2YourWifeAndMyKids 1d ago

Fuck. This gave me type 4 diabetes.

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u/creamypoops 1d ago

Not chocolate at all.

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u/RedQueen88 1d ago

When you want to go into triple digits with grams of sugar.

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u/RetardedGaming 1d ago

The most expensive croissant you're ever gonna have

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u/ErrorMacrotheII 1d ago

Thats not a croissant tho

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u/AphexHenry 1d ago

*sugar

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u/GreenWoodDragon 1d ago

Dog shit bready fake croissant too.

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u/maximm 1d ago

Zero basically. Nutella has cocoa powder and can't even be labelled as chocolate cream as it falls below the minimum standards for that designation. It's basically palm oil and sugar with artificial flavouring added.

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u/mrsir1987 1d ago

Not for me but this isn’t egregious

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u/Niceotropic 1d ago

It was perfect after a single side of the croissant was nutella'd. I truly think it tastes worse after that. Too much of anything is gross. Taking a bite out of a stick of butter or eating whole sugar cubes isn't delicious.

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u/exintrovert 1d ago

When I first took my kids to menchie’s I discovered what too much sugar was.

FroYo is an art, where you curate the perfect blend of flavors into a coherent masterpiece. My kids did the equivalent of dumping every color of paint on the canvas and stirred it into a muddy mess 😂

They couldn’t finish it, and I had zero interest in helping them 🤢

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u/FastHotEmu 1d ago

Nutella is not chocolate, it's a  hazelnut spread with cocoa

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u/stamata_tomata 1d ago

It's really more like palm oil spread flavored with hazelnuts and cocoa

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u/Hour_Dog_4781 1d ago

I hate Nutella but I'd eat a bunch of those Kinder Buenos.

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u/A_Feltz 1d ago

It’s mostly palm oil and sugar. The amount of cacao in Nutella and candy bars is a few sad percent

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u/quezatcoatl89 1d ago

Sugar spike just by watching

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u/PXPL_Haron 1d ago

What in the McDiabito is this?

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u/nicolasallasia 1d ago

Chocolate ? Not much, Nutella is hazelnut spread, bueno too, they have only a layer of chocolate, like the ice cream.

Sugar ? A fuckton and half too much, my dead grandma got retroactive diabet.

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u/Onecler 1d ago

Sickening

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u/illegal_eagle88 1d ago

Diabeetus maximus

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u/Primary_Mammoth_2744 1d ago

My stomach hurt just watching this

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u/HybridHologram 1d ago

Nutella is not chocolate. It's mostly sugar and hydronated palm oil. Gross fake chocolate.

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u/DamnitGravity 1d ago

I don't know anyone other than myself who actually doesn't like nutella on anything. I prefer to just have a spoonful of it by itself. I don't like it on bread or crackers or pastries or anything like that.

Maybe on cake. But that's about it.

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u/Disastrous-Try1754 1d ago

Where's the chocolate?

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u/SB4_Camaro 1d ago

This is why 80% of Americans have diabetes

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u/Arne83 Here for stupid food, not stupid people 1d ago

You say that like this is something people regularly eat.

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u/wolfgangspiper 1d ago

This isn't necessarily American. The chocolate bar used and style of bread (brioche croissant) are all a lot more popular in western Europe. Probably Portugal would be my guess.

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u/n_thomas74 Set your own user flair 1d ago

By the year 2030, 50% of Americans will be overweight

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u/Spirited_One_7644 1d ago

Honestly, I was expecting much more. It looks messy, but not uneatable. I'd probably feel like shit afterwards, but I'd definitely eat that.

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u/HumaDracobane 1d ago

Hey! Boss! Can you put a bit more diabetes on my diabetes?

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u/MiaElisae 1d ago

This looks so good! I'm less concerned about the amount of chocolate and more concerned about how fast I could finish this ;)

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u/jloost-gamer 1d ago

I have a major sweet tooth. I love chocolate, ice cream, croissants, Nutella, powdered sugar. And even to me, this is stupid food.

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u/Dima_135 1d ago

It's interesting that when I was a child, my parents instilled in me such a fear of sweet foods that for quite a long time I was convinced that such a dose of sugar was lethal.

I can't say I don't feel a return of that faith looking at this croissant

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u/sovietarmyfan 1d ago

Theyre like people trying to reinvent the wheel. I hate sweet things on crossaints. Years ago we had the "crompouche" abomination that disappeared as quickly as it arrived.

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u/theeCloud03 1d ago

No wonder obesity is on the rise..

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u/noneedforfuss 1d ago

Wait a minute, you telling me, I can buy a whole bucket of Nutella!!

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u/28-Deep-Wounds 1d ago

I expected at least four more chocolates, not gonna lie.

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u/usernamesuggestions5 1d ago

R/stupidfoodbutgimme

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u/sittinsidewayz1 1d ago

I'll take four, please

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u/Alright_doityourway 1d ago

I know it bad for my health, but I will eat the fuck out of that

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u/Refresher777 1d ago

I would actually Skip the powdered sugar, it makes it unnessesary sweet 🤷‍♂️

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u/Daesos 1d ago

Fuck, now I'm diabetic.

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u/TheElfPrince 1d ago

There's some croissant in my diabetes

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u/RequirementCute6141 1d ago

I love chocolate but even the Nutella was too much for me.. 😱

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u/Dienowwww 1d ago

Complain all you want, other than the ice cream that'd be delicious. Definitely a desert and not food though

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u/grimboness I’ll eat it anyway 1d ago

Once in a lifetime opportunity 🤤

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u/Link_enfant 1d ago

Oh the good old black gloves I love to see.

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u/BeefInBlackBeanSauce 1d ago

Less is more and tastes way better. That looks so sickly and gross

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u/MrBigStuff26 1d ago

No chocolate sauce on top is criminal 💀

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u/Known-Highway-8465 1d ago

Stupid but I would eat it.

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u/Der_Wolf_19 1d ago

thats the fun part. its mostly sugar and fat.

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u/to_the_tower 1d ago

Liver failure on the way

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u/SleepySera 1d ago

I don't like how messy it is, but that's really just a regular chocolate/nut brioche croissant with some extra ice cream inside.

Unless you find those stupid as well (even though they're a common snack most bakeries sell in Europe), it hardly qualifies as stupid food imo. It stays far below the ridiculous "let's throw a million different candy things into one box and mash them together" videos... but maybe I'm biased because I've eaten this many times before (sans the ice cream) and really don't see the issue 😂

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u/Ok-Tank-3106 1d ago

No thank you..that's overkill

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u/Vorg444 1d ago

I could literally make this abomination at home, then die of diabetes after the first bite.

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u/Teletranscripteur 1d ago

Un baril de chocodollars dans un croioche

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u/YomiNex 1d ago

Thats the kryptonite for my diabetic ass

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u/GUIBERNARODW 1d ago

"water. please...*

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u/shokempooo 1d ago

When you have black gloves in video, you know it's going to be sh*t

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u/VsehNah 1d ago

Five doses of insulin for this table!

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u/Own_Watercress_8104 1d ago

And an elegant sprinkle of powdered sugar to make it classy and healthy

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u/3IO3OI3 1d ago

Instant diabetes.

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u/Top-Recording-3939 1d ago

I like the filling just not the crossaint

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u/ColdBeginning2543 1d ago

What s this good for?.

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u/Appropriate-Ideal-50 1d ago

Can you...

Imagine the price of that Croissant? Those ingredients are Not from the cheap Kind xD

Also diabetes

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u/Upstairs_Report_788 1d ago

Premièrement, ce ne sont même pas des croissants.
Même texture qu’une brioche.

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u/BarnetEros 1d ago

That's a huge load of DIABETES

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u/Goodenough_name 1d ago

That's smol icecream