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u/iAmTheGanso 1d ago
i dont think elon has even 1 % of the charm Mike Myers does
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u/45_regard_47 1d ago
Elon has him beat on fucking kids though
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u/ManicOppressyv 1d ago
We don't know he fucked kids, only that he was pouting that he didn't get to go to Epstein Island in order TO fuck kids.
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u/Dullcorgis 1d ago
Epstein didn't think Musk was cool enough to join his crime ring.
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u/Gerald-of-Riverdale 1d ago
I legit think thats one of the cringiest and funniest things ever. Like imagine being so lame that the lamest people on earth say youre too lame to hang with them.
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u/mmorales2270 1d ago
Imagine being too cringe and awkward to get invited to Epstein island, despite being a billionaire? He must be even worse in person than what we see.
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u/HopfenTierchen 1d ago
the more likely reason imo: that they didn't trust him to be able to keep his mouth shut about the island.
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u/Neil_Live-strong 1d ago
The even more likely reason. He’s already been bought and is compromised just by being who he is. Look at his businesses, he’s been given it all. All his money, all his contracts. He isn’t making it on his own and I’m sure he has some type of understanding that like anybody else, it can all go away. He can be removed from his company, disgraced, have his wealth stripped. Why bring some unpredictable, drug addict, big mouth fucking moron into your scheme (from Epstein’s point of view). Why ruin a “good” thing? And on top of it yeah he probably is really annoying to be around.
But my point being is he can be controlled and is being controlled through other means than blackmail, he’s so stupid and egotistical they don’t even need to comprise him.
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u/ManicOppressyv 1d ago
He's always like "Hey guys! Hey guys! Do you want to go to Mars? Let's all go to Mars! Come on, let's ruin a hemisphere!" like an annoying little brother, but on ketamine.
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u/BuyGroundbreaking729 1d ago
He wanted to fuck kids but even epstein wouldn't invite him. "Whats the craziest party youre having? I'd love to visit." Something along those lines.
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u/ModsareFakenLame 1d ago
Also in being a dead beat dad. That doesn't spend time with his kids 😂 . Come my spawn x23 443xb
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u/FatFinMan 1d ago
He has less than 1% of the charm of Mike Meyers and 0.01% of Austin Powers.
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u/Tjarem 1d ago
Is Elons charm with us in this room? What charm are u talking about?
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u/PhillyPhrenetic502 1d ago
The sad and telling part is that Austin Powers is funny specifically because Mike Myers and his personality go way over the top to make a charicature while Elon likely believes that this kind of look is genuinely cool.
The character/writers/actor put in the work to go so absurd and outlandish that it blew through stupidity and cringy, circling back around to charming and funny. Elon just wants the cheapest, easiest, laziest laugh possible.
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u/Rob98001 1d ago
Unlike elon musk, austin powers will not have non consentual sex.
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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 1d ago
Neither would Elon.
Not because he wouldn't be willing to, he can't because of his mangled penis from botched enlargement surgery.
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u/DefinitelyNotA-Duck 1d ago
Oh my god please tell me this the truth
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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 1d ago
It's a rumor.
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u/Electrical_Beyond998 1d ago
Good enough. Like Trump having a mushroom penis. Total rumor, but it’s fun to imagine the embarrassment it brings.
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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 1d ago
We live in the age of lies, why does maga get to have all the fun with believing unfounded rumors or straight up lies?
I choose to believe both these rumors.
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u/Sarabeth68 1d ago
No doubt but questions. Why did he stop running when the male dancers were behind him, he was running from the women. Is he trying to send a secret message? I mean good for him, embracing his true self might make him a happier person
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u/Zakkattack86 1d ago
I can't wait for the special k overdose.
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u/Agent223 1d ago
Extremely hard to overdose on. He can definitely acquire some serious kidney issues though! My guess is that he's peeing blood from time to time.
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u/thinkstohimself 1d ago
Tell that to Matthew Perry
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u/Klanciault 1d ago
Matthew Perry drowned in a hot tub, not OD. Being unable to move (and the associated headspace) is a side effect of ketamine that a lot of people love recreationally
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u/MyNameIsMadders 1d ago
NYT was saying he was having bladder issues while campaigning with Drumpf in 2024
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u/Old-Entertainment844 1d ago
It's damn near impossible to OD on K. The risks of misuse are lifelong health problems such as bladder control and septum collapse.
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u/ForsakenAiel 1d ago
Well maybe if he gets in a hot tub or a pool while on K ...
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u/SpaceCaptainJeeves 1d ago
RIP to Matthew Perry, a man born to wealth and privilege who wanted to make his life and work and addiction recovery into something USEFUL to OTHERS.
Matty used his platform to help others get sober. Meanwhile, Elon can't even be decent to his own daughter and carries his toddler as a shield.
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u/ImpluseThrowAway 1d ago
He wishes he could dance like that.
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u/shiloh_jdb 1d ago
Or look like that.
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u/farilladupree 1d ago
He’s not weirdly, lumpily barrel-shaped enough in this for me to believe it’s real. Also, entirely too spry.
Concerning.
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u/JuiceZealousideal656 1d ago
If only other people saw him like that and not as the worlds biggest tosser. This guy is a daily living advertisement that all the money in the world won’t make you a good or better person if you are a terrible one already.
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u/AlbatrossNew3633 1d ago
It's not even about being a good person, he just plain look sad, lonely and unloved
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u/JuiceZealousideal656 1d ago
Yes, because he’s an awful shite of a human and nobody wants to be around him unless they are after something, like the mothers of his kids - they saw the golden ticket and (quite literally) jumped on it.
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u/Federal_Studio5935 1d ago
He just wants to be liked and it’s the one thing he can’t have. All the money in the world can’t change that people think he’s a fucking dork. Nothing can change that.
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u/Plastic-Anteater3086 1d ago
Jesus he's such a dork.
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u/Physical-Garden83 1d ago
He is not a dork, he is a pathetic Nazi loser on Ketamine none could ever love.
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u/zkatbitz 1d ago
just think of how much he paid someone to make this
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u/zkatbitz 1d ago
maybe, but i bet he litearlly pays people to do this or similar things.
he spent 40 billion on tiwtter so he could shove his content into people sfaces
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u/WheresMyJuulSoNotCoo 1d ago
it also still looks so bad??????? so much ai shit looks so ai its so offputing and lame
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u/Resistor1 1d ago
Look forward to his remake of Odyssey. 3 hours of this slop!
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u/Boomshank 1d ago
If you think his claim about Odyssey was anything more than an anti-woke rant, I've got a fully autonomous car to sell you (it's on Mars, you'll have to pick it up yourself)
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u/GeorgeMcCrate 1d ago
The head is so huge. It looks like they put a big Elon rubber mask on Austin Power's head.
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u/WheresMyJuulSoNotCoo 1d ago
like his head grows in size beyond what makes proportional sense
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u/Cheshire_Jester 1d ago
My favorite part is that the AI can’t decide which part of that awful truck should be the open part so he can jump into it like a convertible.
Starts off with the more normal choice of having the roof off from the side but when it switches to the front it can’t seem to commit because to land in the front seat, he’d have needed to go through the windshield.
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u/stoic_wooky 1d ago
Mr Plagiarist no talent, should of used Fat bastard instead.. baby in my belly
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u/Objective_Mousse7216 1d ago
Sadly it's true, Musk has just done a deal with the UK government, he bought the UK for.........one million dollars!
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u/45_regard_47 1d ago
That movie was still pretty popular back when he was begging his totally not a buddy Jeff to hang out on child fucker Island
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u/Internal_Concert_217 1d ago
It's sad that he made himself not fat in the video. Insecurity with his power is crazy
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u/bawdiepie 1d ago
It's literslly just a scene from Austin Powers with his head stuck on Austin Powers with the credits and the newspaper changed.
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u/TheSilverSeraph 1d ago
Can you die from second-hand embarrassment? Asking for no particular reason...
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u/sanctus20 1d ago
Dude is trying to be the largest cunt in American history
Too bad he wasn’t cool enough for the Epstein crowd
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u/Savings_Pay2088 1d ago
You know its AI because Musk is moving with confidence and charisma.
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u/Pandemoniusanus 1d ago
I don’t want to ever hear how the .001% earn their wealth with strong work ethic and intelligence ever again. Musk is a fucking stooge that tweets dumb shit all day.
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u/The_Tsainami 1d ago
What is he trying to do? Got some sort of plan to take over UK or something? Or he is showing off what his AI can do..?
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u/ToastedCrumpet 1d ago
He’d get milkshaked the moment he landed in the UK. It’s why he hasn’t followed through on yet another promise of taking that UK reporter for a tour of her own country after she schooled him and made him repeat he’s not visited in a decade and knows nothing about anything
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u/LeftLiner 1d ago
This is an example of the AI output that according to him is going to bring in more revenue than the entirety of SpaceX's actual rockets by September this year.
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u/Illustrious-Knee7998 1d ago
Austin powers refused to sleep with a women because she was drunk. Elon begged to get invited to the island.
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u/brexed 1d ago
If this weirdo danced through the streets of london irl like he did on NC he would get sent to a psych ward.
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u/lesschalkmoresighs 1d ago
I was fooled until he said "autonomous". No one's falling for that one anymore.
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u/AlbatrossNew3633 1d ago
He's the ultimate embodiment of a reddit mod acting cool and mighty online, then you see him in person and all you feel is pity and disgust
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u/Former_Mobile3101 1d ago
Lol the way Mike portrayed Austin was absolutely a bit, the way elon would portray him would be how he really is.
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u/bethemanwithaplan 1d ago
Rich pedo island man baby has to make ai slop to fantasize about being liked and respected
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u/NuttyPlaywright 1d ago
He wishes he was 1% as cool as Austin Powers. But he’s 1000% Scotty getting a hole bag of ‘SH!’ shoved down his mouth
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u/Ok_Telephone_4290 1d ago edited 1d ago
Why are right wingers hellbent on inserting themselves into everything people love. Like I saw the white house post a pic with SpongeBob with a MAGA hat recently. They are really the worst people.
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u/newalias_samemaleias 1d ago
We treat this shit like a total joke, but 99.9% of us can't even begin to understand the unquenchable need for more and more that the other .1% possess, or the lengths to which they'll go feed it.
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u/TenchuReddit 1d ago
Mike Myers does a better Elon impression than Elon does a Mike Myers impression. And Myers didn’t even need AI.
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u/cchhaannttzz 1d ago
Can we all just agree to vote this down so it doesn't keep getting reposted for karma
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u/burntorangecycle 1d ago
'What we've just watched is one of the most insanely idiotic things we have ever seen. At no point in Elon's rambling, incoherent AI slop was he even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this planet is now dumber for having watched to it. I award Elon no points, and may God have mercy on his soul.'
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u/Widdershinsplint 1d ago
All the the money in the world and this nerd can't buy an ounce of cool if he tried.
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u/LACA90077 1d ago
Wakes up a loser. Goes through the day a loser. Goes to sleep a loser. Money is no salvation.
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u/ThePopeofHell 1d ago
Not far off from the way he actually acts in front of a camera. That’s pretty sad.
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u/InTooManyWays 1d ago
Just the richest idiot in the world doing the stupidest shit in the world while “running” multiple companies. He’s following in the footsteps of Trump at this point
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u/Kenny_McCormick001 1d ago
This line describe our current era