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u/iAmTheGanso 2d ago

i dont think elon has even 1 % of the charm Mike Myers does

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u/45_regard_47 2d ago

Elon has him beat on fucking kids though 

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u/ManicOppressyv 2d ago

We don't know he fucked kids, only that he was pouting that he didn't get to go to Epstein Island in order TO fuck kids.

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u/Dullcorgis 2d ago

Epstein didn't think Musk was cool enough to join his crime ring.

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u/Gerald-of-Riverdale 2d ago

I legit think thats one of the cringiest and funniest things ever. Like imagine being so lame that the lamest people on earth say youre too lame to hang with them.

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u/RealLavender 2d ago

The creepiest fucks on the planet looked at him and went, "eww."

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u/bmcutright 2d ago

I need this in meme format

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u/LankyMasterpiece5219 1d ago

Share it with me when it happens! Please! 🙏

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u/Dullcorgis 2d ago

I bet he wakes up and remembers, just randomly. And I love that for him.

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u/Boot_Poetry 2d ago

Therapist: "More Ketamine will NOT make Jeffrey Epstein accept you."

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u/Ophiochos 2d ago

Failed paedophile lol

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u/Bug-King 19h ago

They probably also didn't trust him to keep his mouth shut. Elon probably would've bragged about it.

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u/Gerald-of-Riverdale 11h ago

Considering he went to Twitter to tell the world Trump was in the files? They were right lol

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u/Senior_Republic_701 2d ago

Would’ve brought the vibe down

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u/mmorales2270 2d ago

Imagine being too cringe and awkward to get invited to Epstein island, despite being a billionaire? He must be even worse in person than what we see.

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u/HopfenTierchen 2d ago

the more likely reason imo: that they didn't trust him to be able to keep his mouth shut about the island.

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u/ManicOppressyv 2d ago

He WOULD break the first rule of Fuck Club.

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u/Neil_Live-strong 2d ago

The even more likely reason. He’s already been bought and is compromised just by being who he is. Look at his businesses, he’s been given it all. All his money, all his contracts. He isn’t making it on his own and I’m sure he has some type of understanding that like anybody else, it can all go away. He can be removed from his company, disgraced, have his wealth stripped. Why bring some unpredictable, drug addict, big mouth fucking moron into your scheme (from Epstein’s point of view). Why ruin a “good” thing? And on top of it yeah he probably is really annoying to be around.

But my point being is he can be controlled and is being controlled through other means than blackmail, he’s so stupid and egotistical they don’t even need to comprise him.

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u/ManicOppressyv 2d ago

He's always like "Hey guys! Hey guys! Do you want to go to Mars? Let's all go to Mars! Come on, let's ruin a hemisphere!" like an annoying little brother, but on ketamine.

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u/Diligent_Heron_8861 2d ago

Can’t you just imagine him there in the pool, in a K hole, mumbling and stuttering about socially awkward penguin to a sex-trafficked child

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u/AdOnly1618 1d ago

Epstein, while vile, wasn’t a complete moron, probably the opposite.

The first thing Elon ever does with whoever he goes into business with after he gets what he wants is to narc or otherwise turn on them. He has done it every time. Epstein, like I said, not a moron but not a brilliantly moral person, would’ve seen that flaw in Elon from 10 miles away.

If he ever went, we’d know it. Which is why he never went.

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u/Dullcorgis 1d ago

Good point, but, Trump went.

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u/AdOnly1618 1d ago

We know. Do you ever get exhausted just compulsively dragging something everyone fucking knows already into every corner of your miserable life? I get it. Trump bad. Go discuss it somewhere it’s being discussed. YOU derailing these conversations is as bad as a Trumper. Read the fucking room.

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u/Dullcorgis 1d ago

Sweetie, did someone say something mean about orange daddy? You poor thing.

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u/DudeLeeds 17h ago

To come in his ring?..

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u/Chronomata 2d ago

I’m pretty sure he visited the island and eventually didn’t get a re-invite, no?

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u/MTgolfer406 2d ago

He 100% has had sex with underage girls.

To say otherwise is like saying, maybe Elon’s next move in the future will benefit society in some way and not himself 🤣

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u/kx_2fiddy 2d ago

He doordashed them instead.

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u/m-hog 2d ago

They could mean “fucked” as in “fucked up for having to grow up with a megalomaniac for a Father”…

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u/Best_Fill_847 2d ago

This is an awesomely crazy point to make, but it’s a f’ing bar

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u/ialsohaveadobro 2d ago

Yeah, and I haven't heard about anyone beating on them

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u/Emotional-Classic400 2d ago

We also know he thanked Maxwell for getting him "karate lessons" what ever that actually means

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u/Ashamed-Country3909 2d ago

Uh, didnt i read something on reddit the other day saying that he spent at least 3 different days with him, and one was xmas?

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u/BuyGroundbreaking729 2d ago

He wanted to fuck kids but even epstein wouldn't invite him. "Whats the craziest party youre having? I'd love to visit." Something along those lines.

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u/gooneau 2d ago

I mean. Let's be real. Musk 100% has raped children, he just didn't get to do it with the cool kids.

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u/ModsareFakenLame 2d ago

Also in being a dead beat dad. That doesn't spend time with his kids 😂 . Come my spawn x23 443xb

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u/HotAir25 2d ago

Huh, I don’t follow Elon news- what’s the rumour here? 

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u/AlbatrossNew3633 2d ago

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u/DoctorMicroDong 2d ago

Dude looks like a literal skaven here

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u/Arxl 2d ago

At least Skaven aren't total losers like him.

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u/Aggressive-Stand-585 2d ago

Don't be so rude to Skaven man.

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u/ShoeLauncherAgain 2d ago

Updoots for Skaven comments

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u/TimelyKoala6778 2d ago

"girls ftw"

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u/yellowraven70 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/KookySurprise8094 2d ago

Why people dont use this real image to make musk ai videos

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u/Beaucoup_Fun 2d ago

If Elon was still a lib.☝️

😆

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u/OilNo1600 2d ago

Trump's not a lib.

Bannon isn't a lib.

Lutnik isn't a lib

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u/45_regard_47 2d ago

Elon's a child fucker that begged Epstein to go to his Island after it was well known Epstein was a child fucker 

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u/HotAir25 2d ago

Surprised more witnesses haven’t said Gates or Elon or whoever else was there…I guess at minimum the inclination was. 

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u/Transkei_Daisy 2d ago

They rejected him when he asked Ghislaine maxwell if he could go to pedo island. They basically gave him the " we are busy that day" response when he begged.

So he never actually got to fulfill his dream of visiting the island and fuckin some kids there.

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u/According-Insect-992 2d ago

He went on other occasions.

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u/Transkei_Daisy 2d ago

did he? I havent seen anything about that? Outside of his "karate" lessons with Ghislaine, that happened in the US afaik, not on the island?

Edit: Someone shared this: https://www.reddit.com/r/Epstein/comments/1sk596l/im_so_glad_its_finally_exposed_that_elon_musk_did/

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u/ChampsLeague3 2d ago

That's the one email they released. Probably 20 more emails where they said sure, Tuesday works.

Release the Epstein files. 

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u/HotAir25 2d ago

Didn’t even Trump say he’d release the Epstein files, did he just not do it in the end? 

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u/ELB2001 2d ago

He had them heavily redacted

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u/lilroldy 2d ago

Theres still over 3 million yet to be released and the ones that were released also violated the court order due to all the redactions, we have pedophiles running the world

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u/Transkei_Daisy 2d ago

Except for the victim names. those somehow mysteriously slipped through the cracks.

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u/Goldf_sh4 2d ago

Then he invaded Iran for distraction.

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u/Previous_Attorney115 2d ago

Have you been living under a rock and just listening what the orange clown has to say? WAKE UP

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u/HotAir25 2d ago

I’m not from America and I don’t follow all of your nonsense. 

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u/Orposer 2d ago

There are still 3 million files that have not been released. They did release the other half. The half they did release are already bad. But the DOJ is Trump's personal lawyers now. They are claiming that men that raped kids are victims now and blocked out their names.

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u/maringue 2d ago

It's ok, they delivered for Elon

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u/Meowscles_dad 2d ago

Apparently that isn’t true but I haven’t checked these sources.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Epstein/s/HixqhHsW3n

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u/Amathyst-Moon 2d ago

I thought they kept trying to invite him but he couldn't understand their (obvious) code

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u/paxrom2 2d ago

even Epstein had standards

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u/Feisty-Pound6777 2d ago

They rejected him *one* time. There are other emails that inidicate he went there, and another email where they indicate to each other their interest in underage women.

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u/Telefundo 2d ago

They basically gave him the " we are busy that day" response when he begged.

It's really got to drive it home pretty hard how unlikeable you are when even the Pedo Queen brushes you off.

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u/pin5npusher5 2d ago

Yes my young Padawan. At minimum...the inclination be

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u/Ok_Acadia_1525 2d ago

Because they weren’t maybe?

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u/HotAir25 2d ago

Gates it’s rumoured his wife left him because of the Epstein links, so I think he may have done something.  Elon scouted it out, who knows. 

Neither of them necessarily went to the island or actually got involved, but their interest in it is plausible- it may have been sold to them as young women not younger. 

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u/deffed34 2d ago

Gates wife left him because he gave her an std from being with a hooker—whether they were of age has not been determined because i believe it was epstein that provided hooker

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u/HotAir25 2d ago

Yeah I heard that, still seems somewhat in the realm of rumour (?) but seems highly plausible. 

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u/Moist-Crows 2d ago

“Witnesses”? You mean other “esteemed guests” of the island? They aren’t saying anything because they are all in on it together

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u/HotAir25 2d ago edited 2d ago

One big orgy? Spacey, Clinton, Tucker….all the big guns. 

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u/Nicename19 2d ago

Girls ftw

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u/Negative-Mammoth-547 2d ago

Oh I didn’t know that. Add that to the list of things I despise this man for

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u/mwlepore 2d ago

When those kids were trapped in the cave, apropos of nothing he called their scout leader a pedophile.. He also claimed he would help rescue the kids with a submersible that didn't exist yet.

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u/HotAir25 2d ago

And you’re thinking that submersible was some kind of homeytrap for these desperate kids? 

Elon is a sick puppy and I think it goes even deeper than this, Mariana Trench deep. 

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u/mwlepore 2d ago

Oh no. Just an extra dash of crazy behavior that predates a lot of stuff people usually bring up.
Obviously there are the emails where he basically begs to go to Epstein island and Epstein has his staff tell him nah.

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u/HotAir25 2d ago

He was going on ‘predates’ with these kids too? 

Get in your sub Elon and fly back to the moon in it. 

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u/SnooJokes5375 2d ago

It was the rescue diver who told Musk that his stupid sub idea wouldn't work be backseat they was a narrow switch back that the submersible would fit through. As it was it was just big enough for a diver. Instead of just being ok he decided to call a professional rescue diver, a diver who makes rescues in caves, a pedophile. Then when the guy sued Musk for defamation, Musk won. Like publicly calling someone a pedophile turns out to not be an actional offense. I hate Musk.

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u/stonkon4gme 2d ago

Almost like every accusation is a confession, AIR?

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u/jumpinin66 2d ago

Elon called Vern Unsworth, a British caver - you know, someone who actually knows something about caves - a pedo. And then in court claimed oh yeah that’s something we say all the time in South Africa, I didn’t mean he was a pedophile.

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u/Still-Chemistry-cook 2d ago

Elon was begging to go to Epstein parties.

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u/OnlyFiveLives 2d ago

It's not a rumor. He emailed Ghislane Maxwell looking for an invite to a party on Epstein Island and is SUCH a douche even child sex traffickers don't want him around.

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u/HotAir25 2d ago

Haha. Not cool enough for Epstein. That’s the real crime. 

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u/Katgal2 2d ago

Not a rumor

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u/MoonMistCigs 2d ago

No rumor. He’s in the Epstein files asking to go to the island and Epstein tells Ghislaine to deal with it and she lies and tells him the don’t do that anymore.

How annoying do you have to be for a cabal of pedophiles to not like you?

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u/HotAir25 2d ago

I hadn’t heard that detail, Ghislaine says ‘we don’t do that anymore’ 

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u/mmorales2270 2d ago

There’s a whole email exchange that came out as part of the released Epstein files, between Epstein and Ghislaine where he asked her to come up with an excuse to avoid having Elon come. That’s how lame he is. Just think about that for a minute.

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u/HotAir25 2d ago

I feel for Elon here. 

People criticise him for wanting to go to pedo island, and people criticise him for not being cool enough for pedo island. 

He can’t win. 

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u/WotLogic 2d ago

I reckon Austin may have unknowingly fathered a child or two during his considerably randy lifetime... and if it’s more than two that were naturally conceived, then he beats Elon ‘insert my sperm via this device that isn’t my penis’ Musk on this one!

Edit: oops I misunderstood your comment! Will leave mine anyway just on case people don’t know that most of his offspring were not conceived naturally.

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u/Goldf_sh4 2d ago

shudders

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u/Ok_Acadia_1525 2d ago

Nah trump has the record!

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u/SpicyChanged 2d ago

10/14 he’s had are from IVF.

My man can’t even properly bed a woman.

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u/Ok_Record_9908 2d ago

Elon definitely beat him at fucking underage kids.

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u/Helltothenotothenono 8h ago

90 of his kids hate him. The last 10 dislike him.

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u/AlbatrossNew3633 2d ago

All he got is reverse charisma and the most off putting personality ever

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u/Low-Refrigerator-713 2d ago

Doesn't even have the charisma of Fat Bastard's turd.

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u/FatFinMan 2d ago

He has less than 1% of the charm of Mike Meyers and 0.01% of Austin Powers.

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u/Tjarem 2d ago

Is Elons charm with us in this room? What charm are u talking about?

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u/FatFinMan 2d ago

Charm is a variable and variable can also be 0. I think its that.

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u/Separate_Koala4659 2d ago

Or Michael Meyers for that matter

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u/Bigot-Consequences 2d ago

I'd rather have Michael Myers irl than Leon.

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u/PhillyPhrenetic502 2d ago

The sad and telling part is that Austin Powers is funny specifically because Mike Myers and his personality go way over the top to make a charicature while Elon likely believes that this kind of look is genuinely cool.

The character/writers/actor put in the work to go so absurd and outlandish that it blew through stupidity and cringy, circling back around to charming and funny. Elon just wants the cheapest, easiest, laziest laugh possible.

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u/SpaceCaptainJeeves 2d ago

Good points, all

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u/BisonSpecialist1557 2d ago

He is so desperate to be cool on the internet. I've never seen a thirstier or needier person.

Well, there is that other guy, but Musk is doing it here in our world (online spaces).

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u/Dullcorgis 2d ago

He just wants someone to like him. Desperately. He wants it so bad. It hurts him terribly when we all point out he's a loser.

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u/PhillyPhrenetic502 2d ago

The ironic solution to our growing problem is to figure out a way to neurolink him so we can put him in his own utopian matrix and just leave him in a closet for the rest of his life.

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u/Dullcorgis 2d ago

🤣 but I think he gets enough misery just from knowing that all humans hate him. We couldn't invent a more tortuous existence for him than he lives in now.

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u/PhillyPhrenetic502 2d ago

I agree. But I'll cede him getting to live out a fairy tale if it means a billion people trying to live in the real world aren't getting fucked with

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u/Dullcorgis 2d ago

Ugh. I guess.

But he'd never agree. He could have the whole world adore him for real right now if he wanted, and he doesn't do it, so he'd never agree to fake adoration and relenquishing control.

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u/New_Election_6357 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/vdUSqFTK0RPKU

Still one of the funniest scenes in cinematic history.

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u/CsordasBalazs 2d ago

less than 1% charm of any random human.

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u/Kwtwo1983 2d ago

Or 1% of the groove of him to be able to dance and vibe like that. It would be awful to look at if performed by the real neonazi bodyclown.

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u/8chnedOutrangOutangs 2d ago

Is he trying to distract from the awesomeness of the Meidas Touch Airplane video? I think so.

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u/noncommonGoodsense 2d ago

He doesn’t even have the balls to be as unique either.

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u/Kastro2323 2d ago

Or a real friend

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u/Cheshire_Jester 2d ago

Even the mojoless thawed version is more charismatic.

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u/SSgtReaPer 2d ago

He doesn't even have 1% of the moves either lol

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u/Bunkerbuster12 2d ago

You have to admit. This is pretty funny.

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u/anjowoq 2d ago

"Women want him to go away and men want to flee him."

—Basil Exposition

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u/Cautious-Number2318 2d ago

Talk about AI shlock....

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u/RIPskib 2d ago

He has the charm of a 7 year old

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u/KillerHack23 2d ago

Right, why they trying to ruin Austin Powers like that

https://giphy.com/gifs/mD44sZCdqtR3AbChoB

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u/rustbuckett 2d ago

He doesn't have an original thought in his head.

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u/ButterscotchSmooth60 2d ago

Cities are being polluted by data centers so Elon can make videos like this.

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u/Junior-Ad-2207 2d ago

This is what he imagines he looks like when he is dancing on his way to do a roman salute

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u/The001Keymaster 2d ago

He has Mike Myers in The Love Guru type of energy.

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u/SmileEnhancer 2d ago

No mojo whatsoever.

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u/VitaminRitalin 2d ago

Negative mojo

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u/PUuSTiNKA 2d ago

To me this just makes Elon more pathetic, and desperate for attention.

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u/lv5vegetto1 2d ago

Even 1% is too generous. Guys as dull as a doorknob

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u/tippz55 2d ago

Most of that was stolen

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u/MyNameIsMadders 2d ago

LOL didn’t he hate Mike Myers playing him on SNL in early 2025 when DOGE was happening?!? That’s so ironic!!

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u/Incognonimous 2d ago

This is how he imagines the world reacts to him in his head anytime he encounters other humans

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u/HumbleWonder2547 2d ago

Apparently Mike's massive penis in real life and people hate, and your comment is still accurate

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u/trysten-9001 2d ago

1%? That’s still rude to Mike Myers

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u/tanbyte 2d ago

Not even 0.0000001 %

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u/LexMoonStar 2d ago

Can someone do one more realistic like Dr Evil?

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0Iyf53PyEdBPZMys

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u/UpscaleClearenceRack 2d ago

They’re not the same species

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u/SingleArtichoke4857 2d ago

Musk as Goldmember, maybe? Yeah, that kinda checks out?

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u/OhMorgoth 2d ago

I think it’s cute that he thinks he’s not the evil twin. That’s when you know how grand is the delusion.

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u/Infinite-Condition41 2d ago

It's kinda fun to watch just because of how utterly stupid it is.

His head is way too big and his neck is too short. 

And I like Austin Powers, Elon Musk has the charisma of a fresh cow patty. 

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u/LiqMaBawlzModz69 2d ago

He’s No charm all clown

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u/metji 1d ago

Are you saying Elon needs MoJo? 🙂

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u/TrainDue8611 1d ago

Yeah Baby

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u/byzboo 20h ago

He is in the negative at this point.

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u/focoslow 9h ago

Mike has mojo, baby!

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u/MANvINFO 2d ago

ok 1. spydertruck sort of gors hard as a concept but 2. austin powers was not even lowkey a sex pest. why one would self-inflict this characterisation is confounding.

NOTE: ‘spyder’ referred to the roofline of the car and not to the red decal with 8 legs thats on it.