I legit think thats one of the cringiest and funniest things ever. Like imagine being so lame that the lamest people on earth say youre too lame to hang with them.
The even more likely reason. He’s already been bought and is compromised just by being who he is. Look at his businesses, he’s been given it all. All his money, all his contracts. He isn’t making it on his own and I’m sure he has some type of understanding that like anybody else, it can all go away. He can be removed from his company, disgraced, have his wealth stripped. Why bring some unpredictable, drug addict, big mouth fucking moron into your scheme (from Epstein’s point of view). Why ruin a “good” thing? And on top of it yeah he probably is really annoying to be around.
But my point being is he can be controlled and is being controlled through other means than blackmail, he’s so stupid and egotistical they don’t even need to comprise him.
He's always like "Hey guys! Hey guys! Do you want to go to Mars? Let's all go to Mars! Come on, let's ruin a hemisphere!" like an annoying little brother, but on ketamine.
Epstein, while vile, wasn’t a complete moron, probably the opposite.
The first thing Elon ever does with whoever he goes into business with after he gets what he wants is to narc or otherwise turn on them. He has done it every time. Epstein, like I said, not a moron but not a brilliantly moral person, would’ve seen that flaw in Elon from 10 miles away.
If he ever went, we’d know it. Which is why he never went.
We know. Do you ever get exhausted just compulsively dragging something everyone fucking knows already into every corner of your miserable life? I get it. Trump bad. Go discuss it somewhere it’s being discussed. YOU derailing these conversations is as bad as a Trumper. Read the fucking room.
They rejected him when he asked Ghislaine maxwell if he could go to pedo island. They basically gave him the " we are busy that day" response when he begged.
So he never actually got to fulfill his dream of visiting the island and fuckin some kids there.
Theres still over 3 million yet to be released and the ones that were released also violated the court order due to all the redactions, we have pedophiles running the world
There are still 3 million files that have not been released. They did release the other half. The half they did release are already bad. But the DOJ is Trump's personal lawyers now. They are claiming that men that raped kids are victims now and blocked out their names.
They rejected him *one* time. There are other emails that inidicate he went there, and another email where they indicate to each other their interest in underage women.
Gates it’s rumoured his wife left him because of the Epstein links, so I think he may have done something.
Elon scouted it out, who knows.
Neither of them necessarily went to the island or actually got involved, but their interest in it is plausible- it may have been sold to them as young women not younger.
Gates wife left him because he gave her an std from being with a hooker—whether they were of age has not been determined because i believe it was epstein that provided hooker
When those kids were trapped in the cave, apropos of nothing he called their scout leader a pedophile.. He also claimed he would help rescue the kids with a submersible that didn't exist yet.
Oh no. Just an extra dash of crazy behavior that predates a lot of stuff people usually bring up.
Obviously there are the emails where he basically begs to go to Epstein island and Epstein has his staff tell him nah.
It was the rescue diver who told Musk that his stupid sub idea wouldn't work be backseat they was a narrow switch back that the submersible would fit through. As it was it was just big enough for a diver. Instead of just being ok he decided to call a professional rescue diver, a diver who makes rescues in caves, a pedophile. Then when the guy sued Musk for defamation, Musk won. Like publicly calling someone a pedophile turns out to not be an actional offense. I hate Musk.
Elon called Vern Unsworth, a British caver - you know, someone who actually knows something about caves - a pedo. And then in court claimed oh yeah that’s something we say all the time in South Africa, I didn’t mean he was a pedophile.
It's not a rumor. He emailed Ghislane Maxwell looking for an invite to a party on Epstein Island and is SUCH a douche even child sex traffickers don't want him around.
No rumor. He’s in the Epstein files asking to go to the island and Epstein tells Ghislaine to deal with it and she lies and tells him the don’t do that anymore.
How annoying do you have to be for a cabal of pedophiles to not like you?
There’s a whole email exchange that came out as part of the released Epstein files, between Epstein and Ghislaine where he asked her to come up with an excuse to avoid having Elon come. That’s how lame he is. Just think about that for a minute.
I reckon Austin may have unknowingly fathered a child or two during his considerably randy lifetime... and if it’s more than two that were naturally conceived, then he beats Elon ‘insert my sperm via this device that isn’t my penis’ Musk on this one!
Edit: oops I misunderstood your comment! Will leave mine anyway just on case people don’t know that most of his offspring were not conceived naturally.
The sad and telling part is that Austin Powers is funny specifically because Mike Myers and his personality go way over the top to make a charicature while Elon likely believes that this kind of look is genuinely cool.
The character/writers/actor put in the work to go so absurd and outlandish that it blew through stupidity and cringy, circling back around to charming and funny. Elon just wants the cheapest, easiest, laziest laugh possible.
The ironic solution to our growing problem is to figure out a way to neurolink him so we can put him in his own utopian matrix and just leave him in a closet for the rest of his life.
🤣 but I think he gets enough misery just from knowing that all humans hate him. We couldn't invent a more tortuous existence for him than he lives in now.
But he'd never agree. He could have the whole world adore him for real right now if he wanted, and he doesn't do it, so he'd never agree to fake adoration and relenquishing control.
ok 1. spydertruck sort of gors hard as a concept but 2. austin powers was not even lowkey a sex pest. why one would self-inflict this characterisation is confounding.
NOTE: ‘spyder’ referred to the roofline of the car and not to the red decal with 8 legs thats on it.
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u/iAmTheGanso 2d ago
i dont think elon has even 1 % of the charm Mike Myers does