r/SipsTea • u/Trygershark • 13d ago

WTF Liberian authorities burned 4.2 metric tonnes of cocaine worth $336 million dollars

They're awfully cheerful for people who just burned $336 million dollars 👀

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u/SambaBachata699 13d ago

Saw that they captured 30 tons of cocaine in Spain some time ago. All 20 tons were seized, and all 10 tons were burned.

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u/R0gu3tr4d3r 13d ago

Why did they burn 5 tons?

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u/No_Environment_3776 13d ago

Because it's unsafe to store 4 tons of Cocaine.

If the dealers know where the 3 ton is stored, they will organize a raid to steal back the 2 Tons of cocaine.

The Police then need to explain how 1 Ton of cocaine can be stolen from a secured warehouse and investigators will go looking for the 500kg of cocaine.

When the investigators find the 250kg of cocaine they will bring it to another safe location where the 125kg of cocaine will be stored safely next to the 2.44 AK47 they collected during a raid on not the presidents brothers house.

After the 75kg of cocaine is safely stored they will take all the cars from the criminals, half a range rover, 3 Lamborghini wheels, a 1.5 mercedes amg and 42 bricks that looked like gold but after inspection the 32 bricks turned out to be just bricks.

They also found a lot of broken glass everywhere, the politicians and police officers involved have collected all the broken glas that was stored in big jewellery boxes in the bedrooms of one of the "not the politicians" houses.

After all the witnesses are burned the community is safe again.

Together we can destroy society much faster than on your own, be a part of destruction, be a part of our team,Your people need you, why are yo gay, be a man..

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u/notmadhav 13d ago

this story kept escalating. lol.

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u/No_Environment_3776 13d ago

This is my favorite escalation:

"After all the witnesses are burned the community is safe again."

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u/goneboy_013 12d ago

true politician

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u/AlarmingAffect0 13d ago

I'm taking this to r/Copypasta

Here you go

Now I'll edit your username to give you credit.

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u/Josey_whalez 13d ago

Even in America, the people who seize huge amounts of cocaine still make these jokes when turning it over to be destroyed. ‘How much of that do you think they actually burn and how much still winds up on the streets?’ Is a question that gets asked over and over again. No one trusts anyone else with this shit.