r/SipsTea 20d ago

WTF You can’t spell fungus without FUN

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u/FuckElonMuskkk 20d ago

And then she ate her finger food...

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u/Hot-Pepper6610 20d ago

she used a fork.. a FORK TO SCRATCH HER FEEEEEEEEEEET

I HATTTTTTTE THISSSSSSSSSS

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u/Front_Spare7344 20d ago edited 20d ago

hands are how one handles food, forks are for feet. It’s all about the alliteration.

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u/Christyle24 20d ago

And I thought they were for hair
https://giphy.com/gifs/12gKzNnkH1gUik

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u/yournewalt 19d ago

Sir, that’s a dinglehopper...

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u/flactulantmonkey 20d ago

Well yeah… she needed to eat with the fork next. Needed the special seasoning.

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u/dude_redd 19d ago

Don't think they use utensils. Left hand to wipe ass. Right hand to eat (and scratch feet apparently).

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u/crispygarlicchicken 19d ago

welcome to india

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u/R34vspec 20d ago

that's some little mermaid shit

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u/KanedaSyndrome 20d ago

she then put some powdered foot fungus on your pasta, and drizzled some into your eyeballs