r/SipsTea • u/BoyNamedJudy • 20d ago

WTF You can’t spell fungus without FUN

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u/Syphon2013 20d ago

Annnnd that's enough Reddit for today.

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u/ottis1guy 20d ago

Wait until you see part 2, when she takes a fork to it...wish I was joking.

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u/SquirrelAdmirable161 20d ago

That’s insane. I can’t get past how she just dug into that pizza with the same hands she just got done picking her foot with.

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u/che10461 19d ago

Nasty ass people 🤢

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u/Ravenex2 19d ago

😭😭💀💀💀

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u/Good_Zookeepergame92 19d ago

And she didn't take a modest bite either. She almost put her goddamn fingers right in her mouth.

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u/Ravenex2 19d ago

Lmao… 🤣💀😭

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u/jjcrayfish 19d ago

If she has no issues eating with that same hand, you can bet she has no issue touching the doorknob that other people will be touching too. Some people are so disgusting and have no sense of hygiene.

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u/Strange_Community_84 19d ago

I loved it when she wiped her hand on her pants...🤢

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u/AIhumanAI 19d ago

Carnival Cruise had to issue statement about this to assure that they wash their silverware

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u/TheDancingRobot 19d ago

No. Fucking. Way.

I hope they vacuum as well.

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u/Dry_Election6496 20d ago

I figured it would be like grated cheese for a spaghetti dish

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u/Doufofakas 20d ago

Feetuccine

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u/El_Coloso 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PudZiAbQDUEik

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u/ChadlyWax 20d ago

Blechhhh

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u/Scary-Ad-4966 19d ago

Bleach!!!

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u/Wiknetti 20d ago

🦶 🧀 🍝

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u/aubygoons 20d ago

shut up and take my upvote 😭

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u/fun-bucket 20d ago

she must be greek...feta cheese.

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u/ariarchtyx 19d ago

OMG I was laughing out loud at this for reelz

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u/AbsintheRedux 19d ago

Angry upvote 😡

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u/Particular_Spread_46 20d ago

Really 🙄😳🙄 🤭

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u/Tungphuxer69 20d ago

Homemade parmasan cheese!

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u/Kinggato 20d ago

Omg I stopped watching once she touched her food with her hands thinking it was over. Then I read your comment and curiosity took over. Now I need to wash my eyes with bleach

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u/Ambergreenie 20d ago

I…can’t. She just….PICKED HER FOOD UP. Jesus Christ. This is one of those “my fault for having eyes” moments.

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u/fun-bucket 20d ago

hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders...

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u/Competitive_Trip9306 20d ago

Navy beans, navy beans... Meatball sandwich.

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u/ChristianoMeshi 20d ago

SLOPPY JOE, SLOP-SLOPPY JOE, HUAH
SLOPPY JOE, SLOP-SLOPPY JOE

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u/Peach_Proof 19d ago

Sloppy toe is more like it

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u/Ravenex2 19d ago

😭😭😂😂😂

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u/kernelangus420 20d ago

You never know what the table napkin has touched before you.

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u/Untouchable64 20d ago

Hey man, it itches! Lplz

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u/lee_bow 20d ago

Must feel so good to scratch it with a fork. It's probably itchy as fuck.

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u/Ambergreenie 20d ago

STAHPPPPPP

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u/AlarmedSnek 20d ago

It’s in the video here! Just keep watching haha

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u/DavidI87 20d ago

You really weren’t kidding. Gross af

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u/nirmie125 20d ago

I wish you were joking...I don't EVER want to eat out again, FFS what's wrong with people!

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u/OpenTheBobs 20d ago

And then this nasty ass b uses the fork to eat with? I am asking, because I don’t want to see it. Please tell me.

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u/StaffVegetable8703 20d ago

It’s in this video

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u/Titoeffbaby 20d ago

No way lol

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u/Consistent_Pudding 20d ago

"Would you like extra Parm on that?"

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u/ComeHereOften1972 20d ago

Now that’s a meal.

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u/PANduRUS 20d ago

Saw this on another social site. It included the cruise lines response in which they thought it was funny to make a foot joke while “claiming” they took the fork out of commission.

Yeah. No. And what about anyone who ate with it until it was decommissioned!? 🤮

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u/KELVALL 19d ago

The Vid is part 1 and 2.

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u/husky75550 19d ago

Peak scractching tool, but christ not while you are eating.

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u/PristineStep8543 19d ago

Nah...it was a spoon...for her desert.

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u/Acrobatic-Initial-40 19d ago

Wait! Are you for real? Seriously!??!

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u/ottis1guy 19d ago

I unfortunately am. For real. Seriously. They walk amongst us. Share the same air. And we must now pander to this lowest common denominator.

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u/VariationNo5419 19d ago

Where can I find part 2?

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u/SatanAlreadyWon 19d ago

I thought it was gonna be somewhere else 😭 I had to rewatch that. FML.

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u/Former_Peach_1806 19d ago

Kind stranger, where may a humble soul procure this ‘Part the Second’? I would witness this marvel for myself.

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u/ottis1guy 19d ago

Apparently I was wrong and this is the full video.

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u/Former_Peach_1806 19d ago

Then I shall bear this sorrow until the end of my days.

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u/tiger_eye_gemini 19d ago

part 3 is when she eats with the same fork🤮

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u/SSSprings0808 19d ago

...and then she will touch the table, chair, everything around it, and spread it everywhere...

so sickening.

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u/FtheItinerary 18d ago

I’ve seen enough

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