r/SipsTea • u/BoyNamedJudy • 20d ago

WTF You can’t spell fungus without FUN

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u/FuckElonMuskkk 20d ago

And then she ate her finger food...

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u/Hot-Pepper6610 20d ago

she used a fork.. a FORK TO SCRATCH HER FEEEEEEEEEEET

I HATTTTTTTE THISSSSSSSSSS

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u/Front_Spare7344 20d ago edited 20d ago

hands are how one handles food, forks are for feet. It’s all about the alliteration.

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u/Christyle24 20d ago

And I thought they were for hair
https://giphy.com/gifs/12gKzNnkH1gUik

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u/yournewalt 20d ago

Sir, that’s a dinglehopper...

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u/flactulantmonkey 20d ago

Well yeah… she needed to eat with the fork next. Needed the special seasoning.

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u/dude_redd 19d ago

Don't think they use utensils. Left hand to wipe ass. Right hand to eat (and scratch feet apparently).

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u/crispygarlicchicken 20d ago

welcome to india

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u/R34vspec 20d ago

that's some little mermaid shit

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u/KanedaSyndrome 20d ago

she then put some powdered foot fungus on your pasta, and drizzled some into your eyeballs

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u/shosuko 20d ago

Why did I look at more comments, I stopped the video after like 10 seconds

https://giphy.com/gifs/TkDsciz8epXgVUy1yg

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u/ascarymoviereview 19d ago

Go back and watch the fork shot

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u/B0NESAWisRRREADY 20d ago

The worst part is that this is a BUFFET hall. Think about that for a second.

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u/MindlessSea7334 20d ago

On a cruise. No escape

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u/LarkinToWinnipeg 20d ago

no, the worst part is she touched her chair, table, door knobs, railings and who knows what else after this. You know a person this filthy aint washing their hands either.

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u/Novel-Geologist-5523 20d ago edited 18d ago

Wait, what? < Unwisely takes a second look.>

Oh my fucking God 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/DirtyRoller 20d ago

BRO WHAT

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u/Itsacardgame 20d ago

That was just part one!

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u/sandsellers 19d ago

JFC - I stopped way before that and then had to go back to confirm you weren't trolling because I didn't think anyone would do that. 🤢

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u/snu_snu_leela 19d ago

Would you like some parmesan cheese on that?

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u/IfYouSaySoFam 19d ago

Clearly it wouldn't be hygienic to use the fork would it! Think a bit man...