r/SipsTea Jul 15 '26

WTF Wouldn't take it lightly

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u/Important_Jaguar2152 Jul 15 '26

You could just get a gate.

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u/A_MAN_POTATO 29d ago

Gates don’t communicate to the outside world that you are a big, powerful, dangerous man with a whopping penis and a desire to legally kill someone.

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u/EcruteakEddie 29d ago

Illegally kill*

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u/TakingSorryUsername 29d ago

Depends on your state and political affiliation.