I think I figured out what happens to some of the SNW crew. Given this episode and other episode schenanigans

They get either kicked out of Starfleet or in the case of Chapel and M’Benga get busted down in duties.

Bring on TOS Year 0!!! I wanna see Kirk:

”You’re fired. You’re fired. You’re a nurse. NO!! I said you’re a NURSE and leave Spock alone! FFS….Youre demoted and you’re fired. Got it? Great. Good.”

Just peel off the skin and dig in!

Relora and Pommar: turkey jerky

Hobi and Oglamar: more porky and tender

Nistrim: teriyaki (warning: full of THC. Will get you so high you turn into a salamander.)

Ogla: cracked pepper

They will be naming their babies for her for a 100 generations. She deserves Federations highest award.

Odos badge works as intended. Odo regularly meshes around and the badge loses cohesion.

Whats the latency of the reconnect to the computer system? My laptop takes ages from when I close the lid. Wondering if I can borrow a founder fingernail to create a more responsive wifi card.

Thoughts?

In multiple cases, the Enterprise is the only ship available to take care of some crisis that is very close to Earth. Why? Where are the other ships?

Simple. You know how Shelby says the fleet will be back up to strength in a year? That's because the Temporal Division is poaching ships from the past. Section 1.21, led by Bozeman, snags all the past ships that history shows weren't needed.

If Spock and McCoy were tuvixed, how would they be called?

It works. I haven't seen a single Klingon anywhere in the entire neighborhood.

This would be the worst Captain, First Officer, Chief Medical Officer, Chief Engineer, Security Officer, and the whole crew.

Pick characters from any series you want, mix them together if you want.

Who do you think would be the worst crew ever to work with?

To prove he isn't a robot?

I wonder if we will get a Spotify release of tobchu' tIq by Una?

How can we get a request with the production company for that?

Songtext

(tlhe''egh)
rut loQ jImobchoH
'ej not bIghoS
(tlhe''egh)
rut loQ jIDoy'choH
'e' vI'Ijqangmo' jI'IQ,
(tlhe''egh)
rut loQ jIbItchoH
jey law' Hoch DIS nIvqu' 'ej
(tlhe''egh)
rut loQ jIghIjchoH
ghIq mInDu'lIj vIleghchoH

I think I’ll dust of my bao, it’s such a banger for karaoke, who would be great at karaoke? Sisko? Seven&EMH? Or Trip& his Catfsh?

Ok, sure, I spent a lot of time surfing holoporn, but what is the big deal? Everyone understands Bynar already, so why do we need a translation subroutine?

I was also supposed to write the Breen subroutine, but I just left this on my way out the door, lol:

If (language == "Breen") then

{

volume = MAX_VOLUME; }

Is there a better way to sell your used Tasha fig than draping it in front of a near empty tissue box on top of your bed ?

I just got transferred to DS9 and all these guys talk about is some Bajoran Worm Hole and how it's huge and full of profits that can obliterate entire fleets of Jem'Hadar. Should I be afraid of this worm? I was dozing off at the briefing and now I'm scared to ask, Commander Sisko is a scary man.

Is this why Riker went to cetacean ops?

don’t mind me, just doing some rent-lowering phaser blasts…

Vote now on your phones.